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DxK , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit secured a carrier, Josh helped.

I was able to secure a carrier (most call it a vehicle)

SovCits are always such dorks.

apfelwoiSchoppen ,
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(most call them dweebs) seriously though it is Simpsons comic book store guy level lexicon pedantry.

MeatPilot , to memes in hallelujah
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Did you try looking in your search history?

itsnicodegallo , to memes in hallelujah

There’s this one, 11-second video I found, and I wish for the life of me I could find even the slightest clue to a name! 😭

neo2478 ,

I will probably regret this, but can you describe it?

variants ,

Sex

GeneralVincent ,

Omg I can practically see it, incredible

jballs ,
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Ah I remember that video. It was a good one

Facebones ,

Sorry, none of that on the internet anymore. Fresh out.

itsnicodegallo ,

Despite being uploaded several months ago, I left a comment on there shortly after leaving my comment on here that was replied to with “Looks like [__________] from Reddit”, and they were right!

But a lady never tells. 🤐

FlyingSquid , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit secured a carrier, Josh helped.
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Narrator: Josh was subsequently fired.

rubikcuber , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit secured a carrier, Josh helped.
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“all the agents at the dealership now have notes at their cubicle about Private Travelers because of this transaction”

I bet they do.

ryathal ,

Label taxes as private sale fee…

PythagreousTitties ,

“easy money”.
-the note

TheFriar , (edited )

“And as I was walking out, I heard a single clap. Followed by another. And another. Faster, now. I turned to see Josh, slowly rising to his feet, a proud, silent respect in his eye. As I continued for the door, slowly but surely, a chorus of hands crescendoed into whoops and hollers. The entire dealership, the mechanics, the salesMEN, the wives, all stood staring in reverence, the wives in lust, as I pushed through the double glass doors in slow motion and out into my carrier. The credits rolled. True story.”

Riven ,
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The whole ‘what did you leant a out this transaction’ triggered me. Fuck you dude, I’m here to sell stuff not be your student.

gravitas_deficiency , to aboringdystopia in no seating nearby

Looks like there’s seating, but only if you’re trash

spirinolas , to memes in hallelujah

"Now it must be done…"

  • unzips *
Gradually_Adjusting , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit secured a carrier, Josh helped.
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Every sovcit success story hinges on one person who decided to go with the flow and not follow the law.

henfredemars ,

It hinges on a dice roll finding someone half as dumb as they are.

The places I’ve worked had a surprising fraction of people who didn’t understand the job yet somehow managed to not get fired. I’m not that surprised.

Gradually_Adjusting ,
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This is what gives me The Fear; we are laughing now, but human society is not at all innoculated against an ideology that turns people into sociopathic liars, and we have to hope that despite what in this metaphor I will call “the patient’s poor health”, that we can survive long enough to develop a lasting immunity.

henfredemars ,

It’s like strange matter. It’s the crazy that drives everyone around you crazy. The prion of confused thinking.

IndiBrony ,
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Sounds like a lot of these sovcits have plenty of misfolded prions in their heads.

originalucifer ,
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feels like you just described the entire conservative movement

tpihkal , to memes in hallelujah

What is this about? Why do I feel shame?

NickwithaC , to lemmyshitpost in Thank You!
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“I noticed you noticing me, so I wanted to put you on notice that I noticed you too”

casmael , to lemmyshitpost in A legend has left us

Hey bud don’t threaten me with a good time eh

kirbowo808 , to lemmyshitpost in A legend has left us
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If only if it was actually real 😭😭😭

Kalkaline , to memes in elon is a lame poser
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You can tell he’s not in Texas because he would have a heat stroke in that leather jacket.

kksgandhi ,

The desert can get real cold.

Cornelius_Wangenheim , (edited )

Texas isn’t a desert.

Edit: Please read what I wrote before replying. Texas isn’t a desert does not mean Texas has no desert. 90±% of the state is not desert, including where the vast majority of people live.

AngryCommieKender ,

That depends on where you are in Texas. The westernmost parts are definitely desert.

Cornelius_Wangenheim ,

Yeah and that’s not where the people or cattle live, minus El Paso. Texas is <10% desert. To act like the whole state is a desert is straight up wrong, yet annoyingly common for people who have never been here.

Kalkaline ,
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Not Austin at least. Maybe if you go 100 miles West of there.

RizzRustbolt ,

Deaf Smith disagrees.

aido ,
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If he’d gone and bought a cowboy hat in the last few weeks, they would’ve at least attempted to sell him a summer hat (straw) instead of a winter hat (felt). Not definitive but strange.

SuiXi3D , to memes in elon is a lame poser
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The man wouldn’t last an hour working on an actual ranch.

MeatPilot ,
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The man wouldn’t last an hour minute working on an actual ranch.

OfCourseNot ,
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The man wouldn’t last an hour a minute working on an actual ranch.

lemmyseizethemeans ,

He might be able to do a ten minute photo shoot ‘clearing bush’ like W did tho. Then back to the chopper

AngryCommieKender ,

He’s the very definition of a Dude. He’s the target demographic for dude ranches.

Jimbo , to lemmyshitpost in Thank You!
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Notices your notice * OwO

lugal ,

I didn’t. Hope it wasn’t important

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