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dsilverz , 4 hours ago to programmer_humor in Ahh... hearing programmer audiobooks before sleep feels relaxing

Have a proper radio ham license. Buy a 40-meter transceiver and a software defined radio dongle. Convert your code into esoteric programming languages such as Whitespace and Brainf, then spell it. “Plus, plus, next, plus, dot, open bracket, next, …”. Transmit your spelling over 40-meter band, while a receiver across the continent is tuned to the frequency. Ask it to repeat and record the QSO. Set the SDR recorder to I/Q packets instead of demodulating AM. Publish it as an audiobook.

philpo , 3 hours ago

Or pirate radio it and make people think it’s a new number station. Then someone will surely put it on YouTube so you can listen to it there.

qjkxbmwvz , 2 hours ago

Or go full CW, and just transmit source code in binary as dits and dahs. (So long as you document what you’re doing it should be legal, though I’m not sure if you should use the CE portion of he band since it’s nonstandard…)

NaoPb , 4 hours ago to mildlyinteresting in Local estate auction, featuring Nazi token and case of condoms.

But do the wheels of the car move? Because that is the difference between nice model cars and great model cars.

roguetrick OP , 4 hours ago to lemmyshitpost in Better prep, Agent of Chaos's Ban Expires Tomorrow

Oh no, we’re too late.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/73a25712-b669-4ade-96d2-795b1f7e2e43.png

@Track_Shovel

NaoPb , 4 hours ago to lemmyshitpost in Bread

It took me a few years to figure these are D&D related.

MehBlah , 4 hours ago

It too me ten years or so to figure these weren’t only mud related. I had heard of D&D but I played a lot of muds in the early 90’s. Also at one time or another I’m most of those above.

cheeseburger , 4 hours ago

TIL

it_depends_man , 4 hours ago to programmerhumor in AI's take on XML

It is very cool, specifically as a human readable mark down / data format.

The fact that you can make anything a tag and it’s going to be valid and you can nest stuff, is amazing.

But with a niche use case.

Clearly the tags waste space if you’re actually saving them all the time.

Good format to compress though…

ByteJunk , 4 hours ago

I disagree, with a passion.

It is soooo cluttered, so much useless redundant tags everywhere. Just give JSON or YAML or anything really but XML…

But to each their own i guess.

Gremour , 1 hour ago

YAML for human-written files, JSON for back-to-front and protobuf for back-to-back. XML is an abomination.

olafurp , 1 hour ago

I don’t mind xml as long as I don’t have to read or write it. The only real thing I hate about xml is that an array of one object can mistaken for a property of the parent instead of a list

CanadaPlus , 39 minutes ago

I think we did a thread about XML before, but I have more questions. What exactly do you mean by “anything can be a tag”?

It seems to me that this:

<span style="color:#323232;"><address>
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    <street_address>21 2nd Street</street_address>
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    <city>New York</city> 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    <state>NY</state>
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    <postal_code>10021-3100</postal_code>
</span><span style="color:#323232;"></address>
</span>

Is pretty much the same as this:

<span style="color:#323232;">  "address": {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    "street_address": "21 2nd Street",
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    "city": "New York",
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    "state": "NY",
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    "postal_code": "10021-3100"
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  },
</span>

If it branches really quickly the XML style is easier to mentally scope than brackets, though, I’ll give it that.

FlashZordon , 4 hours ago to lemmyshitpost in Bread

I was in the “tie a knot” camp for YEARS. Laziness just moved me into reusing the bread bag clip.

SzethFriendOfNimi , 4 hours ago to science_memes in Gotta keep that resume updated

Has hissy fit
*Adds herpetologist to resume

Mwa , 4 hours ago to meanwhileongrad in NATO apologism

even one of the mods is a commie

Track_Shovel , 4 hours ago to lemmyshitpost in Better prep, Agent of Chaos's Ban Expires Tomorrow

The end is nigh

otter , 4 hours ago to science_memes in Gotta keep that resume updated

Invents a psychological theory to cover for own incestual fantasies, dabbles in psychiatry to normalize drug habits.

Adds Freud to resume

Glytch , 4 hours ago to insanepeoplefacebook in TIL: Our species began in the Bronze Age, when everyone was ripped.

I’m convinced that’s a promotional image from Conan Exiles and I won’t hear any dissenting opinions.

sundray , 4 hours ago to programmer_humor in Ahh... hearing programmer audiobooks before sleep feels relaxing

Available in braces, brackets, and parenthesis versions.

HowManyNimons , 4 hours ago to science_memes in Gotta keep that resume updated

With the right emojis this could be a really unbearable LinkedIn post.

Sotuanduso , 3 hours ago

hits rock bottom 🪨📉😭
*adds geologist to resume 🧑‍🔬🔬🪨😁

*Has meltdown 😡🤯💥
Adds nuclear physicist to resume ⚛️🧑‍🔬🏭😎

Siegfried , 4 hours ago to lemmyshitpost in Thank you!

Americano cafe negro ultra rebajado

finitebanjo , 3 hours ago to lemmyshitpost in Jalapeño sky raisins

I know that its completely unrelated to this post, but interesting fact for you: raisins or grapes can cause kidney failure in dogs.