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Etterra , to funny in "Do not iron clothes while wearing them"

Do not attempt to stop spinning blade with hands or genitals.

RadicallyBland ,

Inst unclear, dick stuck in ceiling fan

DudeImMacGyver , to memes in Tastes like panther piss and smells like McMahon's taint BROTHERRRR.
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releases new beer

hits lady in the face with it, requiring stitches

Can’t believe that wasn’t bigger news lol

RadicallyBland , to funny in "Do not iron clothes while wearing them"

My bottle of acetaminophen has a big red cap that says CONTAINS ACETAMINPHEN

TheRaven , to pics in Toilet Paper in an Unusual Place [OC]
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At least the roll is hung the right way.

BigBananaDealer , to games in Day 41 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I’ve been playing until I forget to post Screenshots (Sea of Thieves)
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i have lots of fun memories of playing this game with my friends. like the one time we left the captain to man everything on the galleon by himself because we all took our clothes off and cuddled on the captains bed 😂

MyNameIsAtticus OP ,
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Our crew consists of me, which everyone only lets be captain because no one else wants too, our “cook” who keeps setting the ship on fire, and the first mate who isn’t allowed to steer ever since he drove us over an island somehow

RadicallyBland , to memes in Tastes like panther piss and smells like McMahon's taint BROTHERRRR.

TBIs are a bitch

BradleyUffner , to pics in Toilet Paper in an Unusual Place [OC]

How is it in such perfect condition after being exposed to the elements?

Crashumbc ,

Photo shop

GenericJeebus OP ,
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I can confirm that other than the contrast and saturation being tweaked slightly because I can’t stand when the color temp feels off in my photos, it’s completely unedited, it’s up there, and has been since I moved to that town when I was about 6, idk if it helps as proof but here it is on google streetview lol

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6370fd30-c206-48e4-be05-d36a8f303a89.jpeg

kindenough , to mildlyinteresting in This microwave burrito advertises energy in units of kJ

Pretty common in the Netherlands, often both kCal and kJ are printed on the product label

youngskywalker , to coffee in Light roast in New England

Yeah it just depends roasters tend to stretch the definition of light roast. I like to look for also single origin because it’s usually more accurate in the roast level and they put more care into distinguishing each batch.

moistclump , to lemmyshitpost in New rule

I don’t trust the dead either.

ignotum ,

Odin craved knowledge to ensure the safety of the gods and the world, but the knowledge he was after was only knowable by the dead, so he impaled himself on his spear and hanged himself from one of the branches of Yggdrasil, there he stayed for nine days and nine nights on the border of life and death, at which point he succeeded in his quest.

Don’t trust the living or the dead, put your trust in those inbetween, put your trust in Odin 🙌

moistclump ,

Hail Odin

MystikIncarnate , to pics in Toilet Paper in an Unusual Place [OC]

I don’t believe for a second that this is an actual roll of paper. I think it’s art made to look like what we all think it is.

GenericJeebus OP , (edited )
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The odd thing about it, the building it’s on is currently a financial investment broker, there’s a small mural lower down at ground level on the wall with various 1800s politicians, and that roll has been there since I was a kid and has been there about 22 years at least, up until the investment broker moved in a few years ago, the building was abandoned, it was owned by a real estate mogul who owned most of the buildings on the square but moved several states away decades ago and left the properties to rot, he died a while back and his children sold the properties off so things started opening and the roll is just… still there lol I have no clue if it’s art, if it’s a joke, or if it’s real and decades of the elements just petrified it or something, the rumor around town when I was in elementary school was the building previously in that spot (there’s a parking lot below frame now) burned down but the toilet paper roll survived and will be there until the end of time.

MystikIncarnate ,

It is plausible that location used to be a bathroom in a now missing building. I just don’t think TP would hold up like that at all. TP is generally designed to come apart over time, especially in the presence of water, to help it go through wastewater pipes and get processed when it reaches the wastewater plant at the end of the line.

So I think, even if the holder is genuinely part of the original building that was there, someone added to it with, what looks like, a TP roll… For art.

GenericJeebus OP ,
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I wound up putting another comment down below, I spoke to a friend of mine that also grew up there and whose parents still live there and have for quite a while, turns out it’s a running joke from the property owners, idl what type of tp they’re using or if there’s some other roll of paper that looks like tp they put on but you’re mostly correct, the original building burnt down a long time ago but the roll holder was left, so the property owners where putting on regular tp rolls as a joke, and have been doing it for about 30 years now, I assume they’re using some kind of rolled wax paper now considering the condition it looks to be in so it doesn’t degrade as fast but yeah, turned out to be just a running joke the owners do.

MystikIncarnate ,

Thanks for the follow up!

01189998819991197253 , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is just saying.
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We’re laughing now, but they’ll be laughing if these insane “workarounds” actually work hahahahahaha

Rhynoplaz ,

I mean, you’re right, they would if they did… but they won’t.

01189998819991197253 ,
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Right. That was joke…

thesporkeffect , to memes in Rule

Your dad will be back from the gas station with the smokes any day now

AnarchoSnowPlow , to insanepeoplefacebook in Facebook verified a sovcit, who has some advice.

“Circle, circle, dot, dot, now I’ve got my cootie shot. Your move Bank of America”

TDCN , to cat in Hank photobombed
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No no he didn’t… He photoimproved.

Etterra ,

Hank disapproves of her tattoos.

unexposedhazard ,

Why tho?

B312 ,

What are her tattoos anyway

MyNameIsRichard ,
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Looks like ivy

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