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Anyolduser , to lemmyshitpost in America's Smartest Man Finds Something Interesting

Inb4 people start taking a Lemmy shitpost seriously and argue with it.

unexposedhazard ,

I mean its an interesting subject so why not? The whole “what would the tribe think” thing is definitely real. But where they went wrong is thinking that this is a bad thing. Its literally the only reason humanity has survived so long. Without some sort of consensus there is no cooperation and no tribe.

The issue of “bruteforceability” stems from the fact that too many people are terminally online. In fact Musk is the prime example of someone that has fallen victim to this.

Anyolduser ,

Why not? Because this is a shitpost community.

unexposedhazard ,

Guess you will have to bear the pain of people being allowed to comment whatever they want. I hope you survive.

Anyolduser ,

That’s a funny way to spell “watch dipshits take a joke seriously”.

unexposedhazard ,

Unless the post is fake, there hasnt actually been any joke made at all… Its just a screenshot of (one of?) the richest people on earth agreeing with brainrot.

Rolando ,

I’m just waiting to see what everyone else says before deciding what to think.

unexposedhazard ,

Woman or low-T man spotted :o (excuse the trans exclusion for the sake of the joke)

Funny shit tho. Shitposters really dont like when people shitpost under their posts.

basketugly ,

Good for you to admit that it is true.

crawancon ,

interesting observation

Chev , to lemmyshitpost in Those poor plants

Everybody needs to eat stuff. And if it is about reducing pain and having a better climate impact, you should plants all the way. A cow eats 50 times the amount of plants that it gives back in meat.

MadBigote ,

But it tastes better

peopleproblems , to lemmyshitpost in Maybe this is better for everyone

Isn’t it a rule if they stop acting superior they lose their vegan card and superpowers?

silverchase , to cat in He eepy
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Real

Quik , to lemmyshitpost in America's Smartest Man Finds Something Interesting

This is not real, right? RIGHT?

can ,
polygon6121 ,

Wtf

Diplomjodler3 ,

He always finds new depths to sink to.

DocMcStuffin ,
@DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world avatar

Just like the OceanGate Titan.

someguy3 ,

For anyone that doesn’t want to give more to xitter, musk did indeed xerox it.

can ,

I checked on Sqawker but it does unfortunately still require an account. I had a dead one from an old project though so it works for me.

Huschke , to lemmyshitpost in You almost had it! You almost had it!

I just tried it out with chat gpt and after me trying to explain the error, the responses got really condescending until I had an idea. I told it to covert the m’s to uppercase and try again.

You should definitely try it out yourself. It was a wild ride.

werefreeatlast OP ,
AsudoxDev ,
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Notice the 2 asterisks

NoForwardslashS , to lemmyshitpost in America's Smartest Man Finds Something Interesting

Is he telling us he considers himself low T? Because it looks like he’s believing something he saw on 4chan.

scytale ,

He’s so dense he doesn’t realize he’s the low T person being described, not the alpha male.

jawa21 , to lemmyshitpost in Be it ever so humble…
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There’s still a sit down pizza hut near me. Salad bar and everything!

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Holy shit, what magical land do you live in?

That said, I bet the pizza still sucks.

I miss Noble Roman’s. Real sit-down Noble Roman’s, not the thing they have in gas stations now. It started in Bloomington, Indiana where I grew up, so their flagship store was pretty awesome. It had a window where kids could watch them make the pizza- they did the whole ‘toss the dough in the air’ thing every time- and they had a projector that showed old silent movies and cartoons. Plus, the pizza was really good.

jawa21 ,
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Im in northwest GA. Yeah the pizza is OK at best, and the odds are high that everything on the salad bar has been there for 2 days.

Here’s a list. Also. I don’t think it is comprehensive, because I don’t think the one near me is technically a “Pizza Hut Classic”.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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It’s so hard to find a good salad bar these days. Especially after COVID.

We’ve also lost things like Indian and Thai lunch buffets.

It sucks for people who don’t eat meat considering those offered a lot of options.

Fizz , to aww in Our little Style Hound
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This dog has more turtle neck sweaters than Steve jobs. Do they have their own wardrobe?

Bassman1805 , to lemmyshitpost in America's Smartest Man Finds Something Interesting

“Pele who can’t defend themselves physically”

Like Elon, who pulled out of a fight he tried to start with Zuck because he’d get his ass kicked?

OhNoMoreLemmy ,

I’m still hoping this happens and leads to a WWE style outcome.

Elon has a heart attack on the ring and falls on top of Zuck pinning and smothering him. Zuck is forced to tap and Elon is stretchered out the ring

jaybone ,

I think his mom told him not to.

rockerface ,

I find it unlikely he’d listen to a woman. Unless maybe she threatened to take away the power cord

Jimbo , to lemmyshitpost in Maybe this is better for everyone
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Yeah I respect vegans, and applaud them for their life choices. I’m not in a position to, or willing at this point to become a vegan, but I looked at their community… Mostly insults when referring to any meat eater. Yeah, I respect them a fair bit less now.

davepleasebehave ,

Person who pays for animals to be tortured feels a bit miffed.

commie ,

Person who pays for animals to be tortured

no one does that

lowleveldata ,

Yes that’s how you have a conversation. Good job.

Phegan , to mildlyinfuriating in I hate people like this

They were closed, they don’t owe you shit.

tealgators , to cat in Ginger Kitty Appreciation Day
niktemadur , to lemmyshitpost in In theaters Now

Now that there should be a PEZ dispenser.

RattlerSix , to lemmyshitpost in America's Smartest Man Finds Something Interesting

I posted this on Mastodon. In case you believe"alpha males" are smart, there is a bodybuilders forum that argued for page after page about how many days there are in a week.

youtu.be/eECjjLNAOd4?si=Lf-fcuVnT4IWzKNB

RandomStickman ,
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I remember this thread once a year and I love reading it every time

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