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PugJesus , to noncredibledefense in SOPMOD Chadchat

Real Chauchat hours

NaibofTabr , to linuxmemes in free license key included

Unnaproved software installation implies an obligation to provide user support… indefinitely.

nichtburningturtle ,
@nichtburningturtle@feddit.org avatar

The arch installing bandit is anonymous. Noone knows how to reach him

wazzupdog ,

I head cannon the arch installation bandit as a girl.

nichtburningturtle ,
@nichtburningturtle@feddit.org avatar

Is there an arch alternative for Yuki installs Gentoo?

TrickDacy ,

Why is it “head cannon” and not “head canon”? You got some kind of gun strapped to your head that you keep stories in?

turbowafflz ,

Actually I think they mean that “as a girl” (meaning the commenter is a girl), they “head cannon” (meaning they use a cannon to shoot heads) “at the arch installation bandit”. I hope this annotated version helps!

wazzupdog ,

I head canon head cannons now

milicent_bystandr ,

I head cannon the arch installation bandit as a girl.

Quaffing the potion of gender stability, now in your female form you strap on the head cannon and fire it at the arch installation bandit.

The arch bandit takes 5d7 damage and collapses prone. Seeing their leader defeated, the subordinate installation bandits flee. You have reclaimed Installation Cathedral from the bandits and can now invite the Installation Medium to summon the spirits of past operating systems.

TrickDacy ,

Lol this won the Fediverse today.

boredsquirrel ,
@boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net avatar

Like the guy that installed Windows on your machine without you asking…

rtxn ,

That same guy started covertly encrypting users’ data and then the fucking keys stopped working. I’ll take zero support over that.

blanketswithsmallpox , to lemmyshitpost in Those books are different from how I remembered…

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UebSfjmQNvs - Kurzgesagt - Lemmings will reee optimistic greenwashing.

Can Free Will be Saved in a Deterministic Universe? PBS Space Time - And it’s counter argument page whyevolutionistrue.com/2020/…/free-will-video/

scientificamerican.com/…/free-will-is-only-an-ill… - I’m glad to the coincidence regarding see my semantics point regarding ‘Free will’ being a somewhat outdated term being a key point in this article.

steal_your_face , to pics in [OC] Hell is where the heart is.
@steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

Reminds me of my favorite album cover

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/c8f936fa-0373-4246-9639-5a3935ca5dbf.jpeg

Naja_Kaouthia , to insanepeoplefacebook in This is how religious conservatives talk about their wives and families.
@Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world avatar

Florida Man (of god) you say? I am intrigued. I wonder what their potluck looks like.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

He’s pretty chubby so it’s got lots of heart attack food of course.

Naja_Kaouthia ,
@Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world avatar

I wonder if the meth cook-off is a separate event.

halvar , to insanepeoplefacebook in Are insane people of Lemmy allowed?

If that’s what it takes to convince someone not to vote for Trump then why not

Dorkyd68 , to aww in Need a name

Miss scriff

henfredemars , to lemmyshitpost in Accept message request?

He seems like a nice man.

pseudo , to aww in Need a name
@pseudo@jlai.lu avatar

“name”

pseudo , to aww in Need a name
@pseudo@jlai.lu avatar

!nameit

myster0n , to noncredibledefense in "Corporal, call me Lance Armstrong, because I'm about to step on the moon."

Not Lance Armstrong, that’s the one-balled Tour De France winner. You’re thinking of Stretch Armstrong!

setsneedtofeed OP , (edited )
@setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world avatar

Keep up that back talk and I’ll bust you back down to Corporal so fast it will make your head spin.

Got_Bent ,

I thought we were talking about Buzz Armstrong. Guy was so fast he changed his last name to Light-year.

flamingo_pinyata , to noncredibledefense in "Corporal, call me Lance Armstrong, because I'm about to step on the moon."

https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/187cb479-6df7-40fb-b217-de7199fa5808.webp

spread , to lemmyshitpost in Those books are different from how I remembered…

Would be nice if there was a hidden ending on page 57

EtherWhack , to cat in Fake it til you make it
@EtherWhack@lemmy.world avatar

I’d be more afraid of an aggressive cat over an aggressive dog. The latter are usually easier to trick and can hopefully be herded to somewhere where they can be trapped. Cats however…

FlyingSquid , to insanepeoplefacebook in This is how religious conservatives talk about their wives and families.
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I don’t even want to know what that guy says to that poor kid about their mom.

Diabolo96 ,

They aren’t any better. She invited them and they freaking refused. Both!

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