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Reverendender , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to know what to do next.

Have yourself voluntarily committed

FlyingSquid , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to know what to do next.
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Why am I doubting that he was not at fault?

Karyoplasma ,

I also doubt that he was just “moving his mom’s automobile”.

ignirtoq ,

Language is magic for these people, specifically the right grouping of words is supposed to be an incantation to get them out of social responsibility, and the wrong collection of words is what binds them.

Since the state regulates "driving" of vehicles, no sovcit drives. They all "move" vehicles or "transport" vehicles.

It's ridiculous, because law revolves around actions independent of how anyone in specific describes those actions, but that's the mindset of these people. Viewing their beliefs as a kind of word Tetris has at least helped me wrap my head around what could possibly give them some of their strange notions of law.

happysplinter ,

It really does sound like they can just have a high persuasion roll and get away with whatever they want.

PunnyName ,

Helps being white.

Transporter_Room_3 ,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

My favorite line is “I’m not driving, I’m travelling

Like Bruh, I guarantee he isn’t paid enough to care about semantics

Rolando , to lemmyshitpost in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost
Ep1cFac3pa1m OP ,
@Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world avatar

That’s not a razor.

THIS is a razor.

BreadOven ,

You call that a spoon?

This is a spoon! 🥄

h0rnman ,

I see you’ve played knifey-spooney before…

BreadOven ,
Ilovethebomb ,

What’s funny about that scene, is he hides his actual razor and starts shaving with the blade when he has an audience.

Rolando ,

And that’s why he’s not toxic. He may be a bit of a trickster, but he lets the movie audience in on the joke.

Ilovethebomb ,

Crocodile Dundee was legitimately a brilliant character, the total lack of ego was a brilliant aspect of that.

Karyoplasma , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to know what to do next.

Isn’t signing the paper just saying that you’re okay to delay your case until you can be scheduled a hearing in front of a court? It’s not an admittance of guilt, so duress does not apply.

ImplyingImplications ,

The “duress” part comes from the Uniform Commercial Code (UCC) which are laws governing all commercial transactions within the US. It still doesn’t apply because getting a ticket isn’t a commercial transaction, but SovCivs believe everything is a commercial transaction including interaction with the government.

UCC 1-308 is a section that says a party can partially fulfill a contract without agreeing to all of the contract terms. They must do so by explicitly stating they are completing part of the contract “without prejudice” or “under duress”. That’s why SovCivs write these words on everything.

Sam_Bass , to lemmyshitpost in unsee this

Damn and i thought my toes were splayed

AVincentInSpace , to linuxmemes in -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MEME-----

How would I verify this signature

magi ,

Type it in

eleitl ,

Which blob are you verifying?

pewgar_seemsimandroid ,

just iQzI

AVincentInSpace ,

What about getting the image

Petter1 ,

OCR

wesker , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to know what to do next.
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I think sovcits may enjoy using acronyms more than software engineers do.

Entropywins ,

It pretty fucking close…

tyler ,

What software engineer enjoys acronyms? It’s all the business people that use them for literally everything.

ornery_chemist , to science_memes in Chemists of Lemmy, how accurate is this likability table?

that yellow and that green are problematically close

kellyaster , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to know what to do next.
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Hold on, this clown was moving without a lisence or incuranse? Lmoa he is so fudkec!

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

That’s what sovcits do.

fjordbasa ,

For a group of people that seem to think certain words are magical, they do tend to have a tenuous grasp on spelling…

blackbrook , to lemmyshitpost in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

Finally, a razor that’s specialized for shaving assholes!

mysticpickle ,

Jesus fuck that’s some 3rd degree burn 😂

1995ToyotaCorolla ,
@1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world avatar

Almost as bad as the burn you’ll get from their razors

HootinNHollerin ,

Jeremy’s Rectal Razors

PP_BOY_ , to lemmyshitpost in Brat summer is dead RIP
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

It was always Diamond Jubilee Year anyway

distantsounds ,

couldn’t agree more

Akasazh , to memes in If humans died off, some dog breeds would as well
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Nature is not very gentle.

azvasKvklenko , to lemmyshitpost in Setting some boundaries

Tak jak pan Jezus powiedział

pigup , (edited ) to science_memes in Chemists of Lemmy, how accurate is this likability table?

What’s wrong with licking osmium? I know if heated in oxygen it will form osmium tetraoxide which is toxic, but a solid chunk of elemental osmium I thought was inert and I could keep it in my mouth all day if I wanted ( I do).

don , to science_memes in Chemists of Lemmy, how accurate is this likability table?

lol You don’t need a table to tell you whether or not you should like an element. Like ‘em all! Also, whoever made the pic misspelled “like” as “lick”. jsyk.

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