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WhyFlip , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this

Looks like my fuck tube.

roguetrick , to cat in Work well spent

Hardwood (birch maybe?) 2x2s. Not because the cat’s weight requires it. It’s just deserves hardwood.

SatansMaggotyCumFart , to insanepeoplefacebook in I guess we should call it Old Zealand.

It’s amazing all those people know yet it still stays a secret.

ChicoSuave ,

What she should be asked is what authority is keeping the information hidden and yet allowed to be disseminated across so many people? What reason would it be best left a secret? What happens if it’s aliens, and there is proof that the Maori defended the earth thousands of years ago?

Annoyed_Crabby ,

What happens if Maori is the ancient alien that settled down?

Aurenkin ,

Only until 2063 fortunately. Because that’s the year.

Etterra ,

Well then they’re just going to have to be patient and wait.

OsrsNeedsF2P , to lemmyshitpost in I wonder if it will be friends with me?

some1 explain

hardaysknight ,

It’s from The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

Brickhead92 ,

The exert that is referenced by the tattoos:

Another thing that got forgotten was the fact that against all probability a sperm whale had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.

And since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this poor innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity as a whale before it then had to come to terms with not being a whale any more.

This is a complete record of its thoughts from the moment it began its life till the moment it ended it.

Ah … ! What’s happening? it thought.

Er, excuse me, who am I?

Hello?

Why am I here? What’s my purpose in life?

What do I mean by who am I?

Calm down, get a grip now … oh! this is an interesting sensation, what is it? It’s a sort of … yawning, tingling sensation in my … my … well I suppose I’d better start finding names for things if I want to make any headway in what for the sake of what I shall call an argument I shall call the world, so let’s call it my stomach.

Good. Ooooh, it’s getting quite strong. And hey, what’s about this whistling roaring sound going past what I’m suddenly going to call my head? Perhaps I can call that … wind! Is that a good name? It’ll do … perhaps I can find a better name for it later when I’ve found out what it’s for. It must be something very important because there certainly seems to be a hell of a lot of it. Hey! What’s this thing? This … let’s call it a tail – yeah, tail. Hey! I can can really thrash it about pretty good can’t I? Wow! Wow! That feels great! Doesn’t seem to achieve very much but I’ll probably find out what it’s for later on. Now – have I built up any coherent picture of things yet?

No.

Never mind, hey, this is really exciting, so much to find out about, so much to look forward to, I’m quite dizzy with anticipation …

Or is it the wind?

There really is a lot of that now isn’t it?

And wow! Hey! What’s this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like … ow … ound … round … ground! That’s it! That’s a good name – ground!

I wonder if it will be friends with me?

And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.

Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.

caroline ,

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

SatansMaggotyCumFart , to insanepeoplefacebook in Jimmy Corsetti shows his wisdom once again.

I think they are dead.

Substance_P ,

Apparently dead people are voting all over the place.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Many people are saying so.

OopsAllTwix ,

It’s such a great metric.

Substance_P , to insanepeoplefacebook in Jimmy Corsetti shows his wisdom once again.

What the Anunnaki? Surely they are smarter than that.

FrostyCaveman ,

The Annunaki are coming back, clearly some of the species needs a second dose of the brain enlargement gene therapy

Zier , to lemmyshitpost in It just does.
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What store is carrying these awesome Peanut Butter Steak Fillets? I cannot wait to break out the BBQ!

SatansMaggotyCumFart , to lemmyshitpost in Breaking News

That fox should watch itself on Lemmy.

nifty OP ,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

It’s full time watching the void, poor sucker

ChaoticNeutralCzech , to lemmyshitpost in You had your chance.

There is a “No” button? Not very on-brand for M$

FlyingSquid OP ,
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You could always tell Clippy to go away. It would just slow down your computer a whole lot until it disappeared. So you could tell it no, but it would make you pay for it.

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

The Microsoft of today is more like “Yes/Later”. Yes, the secret third option “No” remains but it requires a registry edit or something (or deleting Windows of course).

Toes ,

When you move your mouse cursor near it, it switches places with yes. (There was a old hilarious computer virus that did this)

RiQuY , to linuxmemes in What's going on y'all?

Not the official account, but still funny.

Zier , to lemmyshitpost in You had your chance.
@Zier@fedia.io avatar

Clippy is that pervert at the end of a Las Vegas bar just waiting to to be slimy.
Go away Clippy and take your AI wing man with you.

aeronmelon , to funny in New anti domestic violence slogan just dropped

Said millionaire Bruce Wayne, as he slapped an orphan in his care.

hydroptic ,

Do as he says, not as he does damnit

adespoton , to insanepeoplefacebook in I guess we should call it Old Zealand.

There’s already an Old Zealand. It’s an island in Denmark.

Tar_alcaran ,

There’s also the province of Zeeland in The Netherlands, which is where New Zealand got its name.

CaptSatelliteJack , to cat in Work well spent

Holy shit that cat is huge

paysrenttobirds , to insanepeoplefacebook in I guess we should call it Old Zealand.

So ten years ago visiting I was told about this earlier race of redheaded people as archaeological theory based on incomplete evidence, but like something that was an active question. But now the story is very different and I guess the government has officially acknowledged that it was just a way to undermine the Maori treaties and reparations.

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