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cyborganism , to funny in There's just something about it

If this for real???

Kecessa ,

Dongfeng M-Hero 917

Guess where it’s not made

cyborganism ,

😂

YurkshireLad , to funny in There's just something about it

American designed, not necessarily American made.

Kecessa ,

It’s a Chinese SUV by Dongfeng

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/M-Hero_917

squigglycunt ,

woah i have a phobia of penises with teeth

sxan , to funny in There's just something about it
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Missed opportunity to make the door opener a trigger.

MummifiedClient5000 , to nostupidquestions in Yesterday in Kroger (a supermarket for you non-Americans) I saw a bunch of cans of potato salad. Why would someone buy canned potato salad?

You may laugh now, but wait till the apocalypse and see how much you miss potato salad.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You make a convincing case.

YoFrodo ,

I had a massive power outage that lasted a week. Canned anything is better than nothing

ShepherdPie ,

Why would you buy canned nothing in the first place? You know it’s going to be disappointing before you even open it.

intensely_human ,

Sometimes you just need a can

xuv ,

Sometimes you’re just not very hungry.

intensely_human ,

After the apocalypse I’m making potato salad from scratch no problem.

Deceptichum ,
@Deceptichum@quokk.au avatar

Welll I’m gonna make it from potatoes instead.

Sibbo , to memes in lets push updates on a Friday, surely nothing could go wrong

Also, half the team must be on summer vacation

nimpnin , to nostupidquestions in Yesterday in Kroger (a supermarket for you non-Americans) I saw a bunch of cans of potato salad. Why would someone buy canned potato salad?

I just went sailing for a few days. On the small sailboat, we don’t have a fridge onboard. Stuff like this can be stored in room temperature, so I can definitely see the appeal for it.

ipkpjersi , to datahoarder in I’m in this photo and I don’t like it

Oh yep that’s me lmao, though I have sometimes used the stuff I never planned on using. Data archiving is important!

Shard , to memes in The likes the upvotes

Hey I’d settle for 10 million likes on YouTube… In views alone thats worth like $100k in ad revenue. But given that likes are typically only 10% of viewership, that means a video liked by 10 million probably has 100 million views. Which is about $1 million in ad revenue for just that video, assuming a low end payout of $0.01 per view.

Carrot ,

That’s not a low end payout per view. Typically it’s a fraction of a cent (USD) per view. Typically ads pay out per 1000 views, and the average of that is $0.38. To make the math easier, we’ll call it $0.50 per 1000 views, or $0.0005 per view. On top of this, YouTube takes their 45% cut, which means you’re looking at more like $0.00025 per view. Of course, that’s the average, and for a larger channel with the right audience you’re more likely to see a CPM (cost per mille, mille being 1000 in French) of a few dollars. Let’s call it $5.00, which would come to a CPM of $0.005, or roughly $0.0025 after YouTube takes their cut. That’s still $25,000 for 10 million views, which is a ton of money, but I think people have a tendency to overinflate how much money comes from Youtube ads.

henfredemars , to funny in There's just something about it
Kecessa ,

Well that makes me not want to buy gigabyte products ever again…

henfredemars ,

They do make some good products, but they also make tacticool RGB gamer motherboards that are quite showy. My latest build is all black, no lights.

kusivittula ,

my gigabyte products make me not want to buy gigabyte products ever again…

Kecessa ,

Never had any issues with mine but I know they’re not known to be the best

stom ,

Used em for nearly 20 years but their newer stuff has some reduced build quality in favour of aesthetics. The model I bought had particularly bad coil whine (as did it’s RMA replacement) so I shifted from them.

kusivittula ,

my new gigabyte mobo also has an annoyingly loud constant buzzing sound, extremely slow post and comically buggy bios. a few friends had to rma their gb mobos because DOA, loose ram slots, instability etc… also my gpu is gigabyte 3060ti and it has a lot of problems too, nvidia is mostly to blame but i think it’s gigabytes fault that the fans minimum speed is very loud, around 1200 rpm. the fans are normally off but the temps climb to around 60c even when idle, then fans go WROOOOOOM for a few mins and then turn off. my new case has air intake at the bottom, 2x 140 mm fans blowing right into the gpu but still the damn gpu fans sometimes turn on even when just watching a video. and it’s not because of dust, the heatsink is perfectly clean.

Madison420 ,

Why?

Most online gaming is fps or RPG. Why would a magazine be offensive if a sword wasn’t.

apocalypticat ,
@apocalypticat@lemmy.world avatar

I’m going to guess because of the gun deaths epidemic.

Madison420 ,

I’m gunna bet over time a sharp bladed instrument has taken orders of magnitude more lives.

So again, is a sword melee worship and how would that be more or less offensive.

HauntedCupcake ,

Year 1066 problems just aren’t as relevant in today’s political and social climate. William of Orange totally would have had a sick sword themed gaming PC though

Madison420 ,

No one is getting stabbed and there aren’t more stabbing deaths worldwide is what you’re saying.

Simulation6 ,

Probably not. They were in use for a much longer time, but population sizes and army sizes were much smaller during those times. Also, they are less deadly.

Madison420 ,

They’re still in use and are a larger cause of accidental death as well.

Kecessa ,

I’m against encouraging the gun worship epidemic that kills tens of thousands a year.

Madison420 ,

How is that gun worship?

Kecessa ,

Did you look at the picture or you’re just trolling?

Madison420 ,

Are you?

It’s a motherboard aimed at higher end fps clan play, it’s a relevant object on a relevant object.

So I say again, rpg themed system with a sword on it. Offensive?

Cars and drugs on a GTA themed system. Offensive?

I think you’re just picking something benign to be upset about in the most safe time in human history. Statistically you were more likely to be murdered in 1950 before the gun worship culture was as prevalent then today. Teach, compassion, life skills and critical thinking, fear mongering over inanimates isn’t particularly useful.

Kecessa ,

Gun violence isn’t only about murders.

There’s no sword violence epidemic.

Go tell people in third world countries or first Nations that guns have made their life safer than any other time in history and see what they have to say about that.

And yeah, a drug themed motherboard would be fucking offensive, what an idiotic question!

Madison420 ,

Notice that I didn’t say it was.

Historically there is and statistically gun violence is lower now than ever before hence no epidemic. It’s just what you see most on the news because that’s how they hold your attention and make their money.

They’d agree.

How? You don’t have to buy it. I’m sure you own some shit other people find offensive, what of it?

Kecessa ,

pewresearch.org/…/what-the-data-says-about-gun-de…

While 2021 saw the highest total number of gun deaths in the U.S., this statistic does not take into account the nation’s growing population. On a per capita basis, there were 14.6 gun deaths per 100,000 people in 2021 – the highest rate since the early 1990s, but still well below the peak of 16.3 gun deaths per 100,000 people in 1974.

Highest since the early 1990s, doesn’t sound like it’s lower than ever before to me, right?

Madison420 ,

A downward trend is still downward, you’re making mountains of molehills that are actively being graded back down to level.

rickyrigatoni ,

Have you also boycotted every game and movie that features guns or is motherboard decorations where you draw the line?

Sir_Simon_Spamalot ,

Yeah, I’m pretty sure that’s a massive loss to them 🙄

Enzy ,

Pretty cool though

kamen ,

The colour scheme kind of screams “DFI” to me.

Jilanico , to funny in There's just something about it
@Jilanico@lemmy.world avatar

Batman-proof car

Waldowal , to funny in There's just something about it
@Waldowal@lemmy.world avatar

That’s one way to ensure you get shot by the police.

deadbeef79000 ,

The CCP police will at least torture you to confirm party loyalty before killing you rather than summarily executing you on the spot.

southsamurai , to nostupidquestions in Yesterday in Kroger (a supermarket for you non-Americans) I saw a bunch of cans of potato salad. Why would someone buy canned potato salad?
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Portability and stability. Same as any canned good.

Hell, some things are better canned because once the process is done, it’s essentially exactly where you want it and stays there. Cranberry jelly, tomatoes, pineapple for deserts (seriously, it can be much better than fresh for some applications), peaches for some uses, even corn can be better at some things because it’s canned. There’s others, but it would get silly.

Now, I tend to agree that this isn’t something I would stock up on, what with fresh being relatively easy to get if I was unable to make my own. But, if I lived by myself? If it was decent, it might be a better choice just because it’s a smaller batch size. Less chance of wasting resource.

JoMiran , to funny in There's just something about it
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Which is funny because that’s a GLOCK, which is an Austrian pistol.

pearsaltchocolatebar ,

It’s even funnier that it’s a Chinese vehicle.

MorrisonMotel6 ,

That is absolutely, 100% not a Glock

Retrograde ,
@Retrograde@lemmy.world avatar

Err, I saw a Desert Eagle

JoMiran ,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Yep. I can see that too.

XeroxCool , to games in Day 2 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I’ve been playing until I forget to post Screenshots

I don’t remember it looking so good. Maybe lower settings on mine due to Xbox One. I really thought it was going to be Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey

MyNameIsAtticus OP ,
@MyNameIsAtticus@lemmy.world avatar

I still need to play odyssey. I’m ashamed to admit when it first launched I was young and stuck in a mindset that “older AC games better. RPG AC games bad”.

But I played Origins and then Valhalla while waiting on Mirage (Which I also need to play). I personally enjoyed the older games more, but I still thoroughly enjoyed the RPG titles and want to give odyssey a shot soon. Probably once it goes on sale on Steam

XeroxCool ,

Idk who down voted, so here’s one up vote.

I used to be part of such wagons. As I got older, I lost the time available to be so picky. I started with Unity and had a good time. I’ve had a good time with each subsequent entry through odyssey (haven’t played further yet). The same type of people complaining about RPG AC complain about Ubi’s other series, Far Cry. It’s ironic that people vehemently argue whether FC3 or 4 is better while both were departures from 2 which was a drastic departure from 1.

It’s a game. If you have fun, you’re good. If it’s compelling enough to keep you playing, they’re good. I really enjoyed Odyssey, moresoe than Origins. I do wonder if Origins was a sacrificial game that conditioned me to the RPG style, but I don’t have time to revisit it. I know I really enjoyed the sailing warfare mission as Aya so I was certainly happy to find that in Ody. (I’m actually currently 2/3 thru AC4). Still waiting on time for Valhalla and mirage…

PS: whichever version you played between 13 and 18 years old will always be the perfect one. Same goes for music. Or any interest, really.

MyNameIsAtticus OP ,
@MyNameIsAtticus@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah. I’m in the same boat. When I got older I changed my perspective. If I don’t enjoy a game, that doesn’t mean it’s a bad game, that just makes it not for me. after I came to that conclusion I went back and tried a whole bunch of games I was unfair too before because I wrote them off. I found myself enjoying a lot more that I initially wrote off

Ps: I hope you enjoy AC4 btw, that and unity & Syndicate were some of my favorites when I first got into the franchise. Valhalla was a lot of fun too (once you get to it)

filister ,

I started playing Odyssey but the story was so boring and the game felt awfully repetitive.

Shieldtoad , to funny in There's just something about it

The car is a Dongfeng M-Hero 917. It’s Chinese.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/5fedbb16-008a-4bea-b900-8e92793ceeeb.jpeg

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

Oh no! We’re not even the #1 at making gun-cars?

whodatdair ,

Deh terk er jerbs!

PunnyName ,

And apparently it’s amazing. I’m sure it has lots of spyware.

saltesc ,

Amazing? It looks like it was designed by my ADHD when I was 6.

stom ,

No, they actually finished it.

deadbeef79000 ,

If he can finish dialling $emergency_number he may even get treated for that burn.

saltesc ,

Hahaha. A deep cut and a burn.

BeefPiano ,

I never want to look in any direction without seeing a screen. Preferably 3.

Threeme2189 ,

The next big thing: No windows, no windscreen, no glass at all. Only OLED displays.

Droechai ,

With some very intrusive HUD elements plus ad banners

LazerFX ,

The latest polestar has no rear window, only a camera mirror. I’m sure that won’t cause any problems at all

AFC1886VCC ,

I really like the design personally.

Imgonnatrythis ,

I see China is on board with the monitors that look like they were glued to the dashboard and not actually part of it asthetic. I like that both driver and passenger get a neat throttle control. What does it do?

ohwhatfollyisman ,

I like that both driver and passenger get a neat throttle control. What does it do?

twin throttle controls are usually for different engines; it’s not one set for the pilot flying and another for the pilot monitoring.

maybe this vehicle has two engines to allow its owner to really gun it?

Imgonnatrythis ,

win throttle controls are usually for different engines; it’s not one set for the pilot flying and another for the pilot monitoring

Oh I bet they touch it sometimes.

SoGrumpy ,

I see what you did there.

bstix ,

maybe this vehicle has two engines

It actually has four engines. One for each wheel.

bstix ,

The left one is the usual PRND gear stick. The right one changes between 6 different off-road modes (snow, mud, sand, rock, water, auto).

UltraMagnus0001 ,

Gotta appease the American buyers

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