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sunzu , to lemmyshitpost in Thanks, Amy.

CNN guy jerked off on camera on Teevee...

And kept his job haha

DragonTypeWyvern ,

“Nice dick, bro”

Rustmilian ,
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thisbenzingring ,

I think it was in a work group zoom meeting, not actually on the air.

sunzu ,

they just showed it after on teevee, apologies... you are prolly right lol

maynarkh ,

Researcher dude at my uni was grading thesis defenses during the pandemic Donald Duck style on Zoom, forgot the camera, stood up and flipped a dick into someone’s life defining stressful moment.

JoMiran , to lemmyshitpost in Thanks, Amy.
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The best thing to use is “Magic Tape” to cover your camera. It adds a frosted window effect while not disturbing your screen’s brightness adjustment feature.

zqwzzle ,

If your computer uses the camera for ambient light sensing instead of a separate sensor, they definitely fucked up building it.

JoMiran ,
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I have not had one like that in a while but some cheap models did. Looking at you Toshiba Satellite.

henfredemars ,

Several smartphones do this too.

agressivelyPassive ,

The sensors are usually pretty close to the camera, so the chances of taping over it are relatively high.

Mac ,

tape over it and set your brightness by hand.

3ntranced ,

Brightness has another option other than maximum? Contrast and black point my lads.

Amir ,
@Amir@lemmy.ml avatar

Unfortunately doesn’t work on LCDs, your black point also goes up

Mac ,

lol i even downloaded some FOSS program to dim my PC screens at night. My eyes have gotten light-sensitive as age…

histic ,

Yes but I would like my eyes to not be seared off at night

garbagebagel ,

Wait is that what those little holes do???

agressivelyPassive ,

Yes. Usually you have a brightness and sometimes also a proximity sensor. Proximity is usually used for phones so they can deactivate the screen if you hold the phone like an actual phone against your ear.

Landless2029 ,

There’s usually 3 or 4 holes.

Camera lens, light sensor and microphone.

I did helpdesk during the pandemic and the number of tickets for “poor microphone quality” was insane. Most people used tape or bandaids to cover the camera… And microphone

Buddahriffic ,

The real reason for shitty microphone quality is using the shitty microphone that comes with your laptop. Get a decent wireless headset with a mute button on it and you can move around your house during meetings while still sounding way better than you would be sitting in front of it using the laptop mic.

chuckleslord , to lemmyshitpost in Thanks, Amy.

“Is my nebulizer”

flambonkscious ,

That’s a pretty good recovery, worth a try when you’re ‘on the ropes’

Socsa ,

Make sure to throw around the phrase “reasonable accomodation” a bit.

SatyrSack , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit didn't like his mail.

What is it about lead poisoning that causes this handwriting style?

sxan ,
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Look, the guy has a hard enough time remembering the letters, and copying the words from his “reminder card.” His brain is already taxed! Give him a break.

flicker ,

taxed

Now I see why they avoid taxes so hard.

saltesc , to lemmyshitpost in Temu has finally gone too far.

For anyone still wondering if anything on Temu is good—so many people in my life still are—its best explained as an online dollar store.

A dog bowl? Yes. A basic backpack? Sure. A jigsaw puzzle? Probably… Shoes? No. A Bluetooth anything? Hell no. An outdoor gas heater? Fuck no.

So, yeah. Basically whatever you’d go to a dollar store for because you think it’s something basic, like a door mat, but everywhere else you go they’re like $50 for some reason.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I honestly have no idea whether or not it’s good because the only time I ever clicked on one of their links, just to get more info, that their website gave me so many popups that I said fuck it and looked elsewhere.

captnanonymous , to lemmyshitpost in Temu has finally gone too far.

Do you want Temu Pinhead to show up? *We have such deeply discounted sights to show you. *

dactylotheca ,
@dactylotheca@suppo.fi avatar

Well, since it’s Temu Pinhead, he’ll have absolutely no sights to show us and will probably randomly just drop dead(er)

MrJameGumb , to insanepeoplefacebook in The aliens need our gold! The proof? 3.
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Hey, can you prove definitively that the Anunnaki WEREN’T actually little green men from outer space who could tell the future??? Well that proves it then! It MUST be true! Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m late for an appointment to be fitted for a pyramid shaped hat to block the governments mind control rays…

TexasDrunk ,

Wait, I thought they were the lizard people who were the ancestors the top Democrats, business owners, and the Republicans that they don’t like. Am I mixing conspiracy theories?

MrJameGumb ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!! The ancient Annuaki gods, the Lizard People, satanic pizza parlors, M&Ms not being sexy anymore, it’s all part of one BIG conspiracy that goes ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP! Everyone who I disagree with is part of it!

RedStrawberry , to aww in Cat.

Soft cato :)

swab148 , to memes in big spiders
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It has six legs, so this is technically an insect.

MajorMajormajormajor ,

Nah, see, the other two legs are smaller at the top (back?) of the spiderouter.

swab148 ,
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I dunno, those are pretty bendy. Looks more like antennae to me

MajorMajormajormajor , (edited )

mmm butt antennae.

hswolf ,
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you’re right, but the bad kind of right

Fuzzy_Red_Panda , to memes in big spiders

Does anyone else see the creepy upside down smiley face in the corner?

Phegan , to lemmyshitpost in President 360 No Scope...

We are cooked. Completely cooked. American democracy is over and it’s time to prepare for a harsh right wing fascist regime.

…but vote for Biden.

It was too late 12 years ago, this is everything playing out. Everyone acted like the 2020 election was our fight to keep democracy, we had already lost it by then, the conservative plan just hadn’t been completed yet.

I am not saying you should go vote and vote for Biden. I am saying that, we can never, ever elect another Republican again, or we are fucked, I do not see the that happening. If we beat trump in 2024, we may not in 2028, or new trump, whoever the new right wing strong man is may win in 2032.

It’s already over, it’s been over. Our chance to stop this was long before anyone even realized it was a problem.

The problem didn’t start, nor does it end with trump, he is just a convenient strong man to put as the face of the movement

Snowclone ,

time to prepare for a harsh right wing fascist regime

Wow, that’s a good point, but some people may take it the wrong way and say things like ‘what taco bell are we meeting up at to plan to depose the current massively corrupt Supreme… taco?’ ‘Is surprise attacks on Taco Bell’s military installations a viable objective?’ ‘Would the taco bell ‘fresh crew’ join the efforts to over turn the corporate structure?’ ‘Or should we all just move to Spain and enjoy the authentic taste of a secular society with universal healthcare and tapas as far as the eye can see’?

Blackmist , to lemmyshitpost in Thanks, Amy.

Bonus points if it’s about 3 feet long like the one the stoner in Cabin in the Woods has.

ArmoredThirteen ,

Back in the day one of my friends had just the most gigantic glass bong I’ve ever seen. It was too long to smoke and reach the bowl to light by yourself at the same time. Typical use was one person lit, the other person draws, no smoke had reached them yet so the lighter stops, smoker had to empty their lungs then try to clear the whole thing in one go. If there were enough people you could get the bowl going and pass it around the circle fast enough to keep it lit

modifier ,

I’ve been on the lookout for a convertible travel mug/telescoping bong ever since that movie came out.

JasonDJ ,

I think such a thing is like a lightsaber. Building your own is a rite of passage.

Buddahriffic ,

That thing was my favorite part of the movie. At least until I saw the rest of it.

Blackmist ,

Love the shot of him locking his car door through the open window before checking the handle.

Carrolade , to insanepeoplefacebook in The aliens need our gold! The proof? 3.

Obviously. Haven’t you seen Battlefield Earth?

Bgugi , to lemmyshitpost in Casual reminder

This is not a shitpost.

candyman337 , to insanepeoplefacebook in The aliens need our gold! The proof? 3.

Acadian myths?? Acadians were Catholic lol

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I’m pretty sure they meant the Akkadians.

Not any less stupid, but these sorts have a real hard-on for ancient Middle Eastern cultures.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akkadian_Empire

KevonLooney ,

Was actually reading about this earlier. “Atra-Hasis” is the literary precursor to Noah. He saves people in the oldest flood myth (that we know of). So imagine this person is saying that Noah hung out with aliens.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atra-Hasis

Also, the myth doesn’t mention aliens at all.

candyman337 ,

Now wouldn’t that be fun lol

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