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davidagain , to lemmyshitpost in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

I don’t understand why this is a shitpost? I mean, other than it’s shit, and here it is being posted. Shouldn’t a shitpost have some sort of intelligence or self-awareness or humor or something? I don’t get it.

DesolateMood ,

You’ll find that a lot of posts around here aren’t shitposts

Ilovethebomb ,

This is some absolutely god tier shitposting, taking the piss out of conservatives. I recommend taking a look at their website, it’s amazing.

And also liberals.

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

Shitposting is just default lemmy community now

It is kinda funny though

Zink ,

Today on Philosophy with Lemmy:

If one attempts to make a shitpost, and does it with poor skill or malicious intent, is it not in fact a shitpost just the same?

davidagain ,

Yours is my favourite of all the answers I got.

Zink ,

I am honored!

davidagain ,

And now you made me snort in public!

Zink ,

My state of mind is reinforced!

davidagain ,

May your upvotes be many, your memes evergreen, your code inspired and your bugs few, easy to find and to fix. May your managers be sane, rational, realistic and fair. And may your preferred team win when you really want them to. Unless they’re playing mine, of course, in which case you’re on your own, buddy.

Sam_Bass , to lemmyshitpost in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

I still use single and twin blades. 3 and up are just sales gimmicks.

KnightontheSun ,

I don’t know…the commercial with the cartoon showing sixteen blades are needed for that baby smooth face seemed pretty convincing.

Sam_Bass ,

Well, buy what you think works best for you is all i can say. Anything more than a twin blade is just a waste of time to me as i can get baby smooth with a single properly weilded

KnightontheSun ,

T’was a joke. I haven’t shaved with a razor for a few years. Just knock em down with an electric trimmer. I then keep buzzing all around my head. I don’t have time for hair anymore. 😬

I do think I own the five-blade versions from Costco. They’ve lasted for a long time since I hate using a razor in the first place. My father used the single edge safety razor. Wish I’d thought to ask for it when he passed. I would try using it.

ICastFist ,
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intensely_human ,

I only use single blades. All other arrangements are designed to fail by being gunked up with trapped hair.

I use single blade disposable bics and have no complaints.

Sam_Bass ,

My twin does that too a bit more than the single. So i keep a couple inches of water in the sink to swish them out for continued use. Hasnt failed me yet

intensely_human ,

The 2+ blade setups wouldn’t have to. But they are designed such that the blade spacing matches the thickness of a whisker, ensuring they catch hair. Space those blades out another millimeter, and the problem goes away.

I use one bic for about a year. So about once a decade, I spend $5 on razors

chiliedogg ,

I’ve always found the Mach 3 to be the best shave, but I think it had more to do with the open back that keeps it from getting clogged than is does with the third blade.

HornedMeatBeast ,
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When the Mach 3 launched, the women in my family were taking the mens’ razors and saying how crappie their own women’s razors were. The Mach 3 was a big hit.

I still use it myself. I shave my head and the 3 blades is much easier to clean out. I do use a safety razor on my head first to do most of the work because the blades are dirt cheap. About £11 for 100 and they are made by Gillette as well. I bought these blades years ago and still got about 15 left.

I use the Mach 3 to go over again to catch any hair I may have missed. I use it on my neck as well. Those multi-blades are a gimmick and I swear it’s to drive up prices.

I also use shaving oil instead of gel or cream. A single bottle lasts me months, a big saving there as well.

PsychedSy ,

Does Gillette still send razors to men randomly on their 18th bday?

HornedMeatBeast ,
@HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world avatar

First I’ve heard of it.

But then again I grew up in South Africa, I doubt Gillette would send us anything for free.

It is a smart way to get young men hooked on their product so that they never try the competition. The blades I use are Astra which are made by the same company making Gillette blades, Procter & Gamble.

Hell, I actually did some work at their factory in Berlin many years ago and they were very specific about their name, it was drilled into me to use ‘&’ and not ‘and’.

NABDad , to lemmyshitpost in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

Good thing I’m not a conservative so I don’t have to shave with that piece of crap.

DE for me!

PP_BOY_ ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Didn’t even notice that it’s a SE handle lol. What, they not man enough to handle a real man’s razor?

(This is a joke. Shave with whatever the hell you want as long as you’re not creating a shit ton of plastic)

don , to science_memes in Chemists of Lemmy, how accurate is this likability table?

lol You don’t need a table to tell you whether or not you should like an element. Like ‘em all! Also, whoever made the pic misspelled “like” as “lick”. jsyk.

pigup , (edited ) to science_memes in Chemists of Lemmy, how accurate is this likability table?

What’s wrong with licking osmium? I know if heated in oxygen it will form osmium tetraoxide which is toxic, but a solid chunk of elemental osmium I thought was inert and I could keep it in my mouth all day if I wanted ( I do).

azvasKvklenko , to lemmyshitpost in Setting some boundaries

Tak jak pan Jezus powiedział

Akasazh , to memes in If humans died off, some dog breeds would as well
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

Nature is not very gentle.

PP_BOY_ , to lemmyshitpost in Brat summer is dead RIP
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

It was always Diamond Jubilee Year anyway

distantsounds ,

couldn’t agree more

blackbrook , to lemmyshitpost in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

Finally, a razor that’s specialized for shaving assholes!

mysticpickle ,

Jesus fuck that’s some 3rd degree burn 😂

1995ToyotaCorolla ,
@1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world avatar

Almost as bad as the burn you’ll get from their razors

HootinNHollerin ,

Jeremy’s Rectal Razors

kellyaster , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to know what to do next.
@kellyaster@lemmy.world avatar

Hold on, this clown was moving without a lisence or incuranse? Lmoa he is so fudkec!

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

That’s what sovcits do.

fjordbasa ,

For a group of people that seem to think certain words are magical, they do tend to have a tenuous grasp on spelling…

ornery_chemist , to science_memes in Chemists of Lemmy, how accurate is this likability table?

that yellow and that green are problematically close

wesker , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to know what to do next.
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I think sovcits may enjoy using acronyms more than software engineers do.

Entropywins ,

It pretty fucking close…

tyler ,

What software engineer enjoys acronyms? It’s all the business people that use them for literally everything.

AVincentInSpace , to linuxmemes in -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MEME-----

How would I verify this signature

magi ,

Type it in

eleitl ,

Which blob are you verifying?

pewgar_seemsimandroid ,

just iQzI

AVincentInSpace ,

What about getting the image

Petter1 ,

OCR

Sam_Bass , to lemmyshitpost in unsee this

Damn and i thought my toes were splayed

Karyoplasma , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to know what to do next.

Isn’t signing the paper just saying that you’re okay to delay your case until you can be scheduled a hearing in front of a court? It’s not an admittance of guilt, so duress does not apply.

ImplyingImplications ,

The “duress” part comes from the Uniform Commercial Code (UCC) which are laws governing all commercial transactions within the US. It still doesn’t apply because getting a ticket isn’t a commercial transaction, but SovCivs believe everything is a commercial transaction including interaction with the government.

UCC 1-308 is a section that says a party can partially fulfill a contract without agreeing to all of the contract terms. They must do so by explicitly stating they are completing part of the contract “without prejudice” or “under duress”. That’s why SovCivs write these words on everything.

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