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str82L , to lemmyshitpost in Tell me something I don't know.

Hang on, past tense of Will is not Would! Maybe Did?

FlyingSquid OP ,
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would is the past tense form of will.

learnenglish.britishcouncil.org/…/will-would

mycodesucks ,

It SAYS that, but regardless of the source, don't believe everything you read on the internet.

Will and would are both modal auxiliary verbs, and as such, don't actually have a past tense in the sense other verbs do. They don't have participles either. You don't have "woulding" or "woulded", and neither has a present or past tense either. Even if you wanted to argue it, what's the past tense of other modal auxiliaries? What's the past tense of "may"? Or "should"? And before you say "May have" or "should have", then why isn't the past tense of "will" "will have?"

The same is true of "can" and "could". Could is NOT the past tense of "can" because a past tense for a modal auxiliary verb is nonsensical. What they MEAN when they write that is "could is a verb that can be used in place of can in some situations to refer to the ability to do something having taken place in the past", but they are different words that happen to share related usage.

In the case of "will"/"would", not even THIS makes sense. Will is used as an indicator to shift the following verb's action into the future. The past tense of shifting something into the future means... what? Making something hypothetical?

While calling these verbs "past tense" is a functional shorthand for explaining their function, the reality is modal auxiliaries do not have tenses or other forms, and it's disappointing to see the British council screw this up.

quindraco ,

It’s weird even thinking of “will” as a verb. It involves no action, unlike every other verb.

“I will.” is like the sentence “You dolt.” Neither contains any action. I’m willing to accept linguists think of the word as a verb, but I’m also deeply confused why they would.

Still ,
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you dolt is a shortening of you are a dolt are is the verb and ar is implied in the shortened version

Waraugh ,

You seem smart, I will follow you.

mycodesucks ,

Nah, I'm an idiot who happens to be an English teacher for foreign language speakers. Nitpicking bad language rule explanations is my job.

PatFussy , to news in This is not a forecast for 50 years time, it’s happening today.

This graph also looks like the number of opioid deaths. I there is a jump of fentanyl deaths starting in 2010 and i wonder if this is related

Maajmaaj ,
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…how would literal heat death be related to some damn Fenty? Drugs ≠ fuckin heatstroke or severe burns, bruh.

mayo ,
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I looked up news articles after seeing the graph. Seems to be more about elderly and homeless. People touching knobs or falling on the concrete and receiving burns is a thing, but it’s trending way up. Like 83C concrete… crazy hot.

PatFussy ,

The only reason why i said opioid is that i wss thinking people who live on the streets who are one something dont feel shit. Elderly makes sense too.

x4740N , to lemmyshitpost in How to inflate your foldable phone
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You don’t want a spicy pillow

over_clox OP ,

Hey, this isn’t a cooking or sleeping channel. You do you.

All jokes aside, this fella is right, you definitely don’t want a spicy pillow (swollen battery for those that don’t know).

Liv2themax , to news in This is not a forecast for 50 years time, it’s happening today.

Nature solving the core problem: overpopulation.

Jeanschyso ,

I don’t think overpopulation is what’s causing the issue here

mayo ,
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Hardcore perspective

newthrowaway20 , to lemmyshitpost in Detective, I hope these anime girl reaction images can help the investigation...

You know a character is great when you can read anything in their voice.

MrPoopyButthole , to lemmyshitpost in What a romantic jester

Rectum?! I hardly know em!

Sharkwellington ,

Rectum? Damn near killed em!

totallynotarobot , to assholedesign in A light of wholesomeness shining in a bleak dystopian hellscape

I thought they were giving the interaction a glowing 7/6 review until I realized they meant they did it on June 7.

I SMRT

idunnololz , to lemmyshitpost in Detective, I hope these anime girl reaction images can help the investigation...
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Best boy

LemmyFeed , to lemmyshitpost in Stop it

When you have an itch but no arms to scratch it.

CheeryLBottom ,

When you step on a Lego barefoot

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caffinz , to mildlyinfuriating in Coming from nestle of all people

Think of all the breastfeeding children we could save by making white screen black. SMH. Fuck Nestle

PaperTowel , to memes in quick reminder

This isn’t really a meme

Goodie , to news in This is not a forecast for 50 years time, it’s happening today.

Only another 100 years or so until maybe temperatures come back down.

Maybe.

Butters ,
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Once we are all dead and can no longer emit carbon dioxide?

Mediocre_Bard ,

No, there is a definite decomposition process that will see some heavy emissions.

Goodie ,

Fortunately no. (Maybe fortunately).

The last IPCC climate change report predicted that shits gonna get real fucking bad for a while, but at the rate we’re going it should at least turn around sometime between 80 to 100 years.

there1snospoon ,

Is there feasibly anything we can do to shorten that time? Even if it’s on a catastrophic/behemoth level of change/effort? Or is this just how it is?

Goodie ,

The obvious answer is yes.

We could shut of all fossil fuel usage tomorrow except for where it’s needed (eg a single generator to kick start a countries power grid if things actually go down) and make a painful hard switch to renewables. We could begin using renewable energy sources to start extracting CO2 from the atmosphere.

I don’t know and can’t speak to how effective that would be, from memory the earth would continue to warm for some time to come even on their optimistic predictions.

rodhlann , to internetfuneral in Good Bye
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RIP

Creyapnilla , to lemmyshitpost in Tell me something I don't know.
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Impressive

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