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Vilian , to linuxmemes in Tough choice

You can punch the guy, I would help too

NABDad , to programmerhumor in crowdStrikeIsAVerbNow

On Friday, as we were running around the hospital where we work trying to get every computer working again, we were following the work-around to rename the Crowdstrike folder under C:\Windows\system32\drivers to “bad-CrowdStrike”.

When my coworker was typing the rename command, instead of typing “cro TAB”, he started typing “clo TAB”. He’d ask me why it wasn’t finding it, and I’d point out the typo.

I started saying, it’s not “CloudStrike”, it’s “CrowdStrike”.

By the end of the day, we were both a little loopy. I started typing “CloudStrike”, and cursing him out for screwing with my head. By the end of the day I wasn’t sure what it was either.

CloudStrike

CrownStrike

ClownStrike

It occurred to us that CrowdStrike is an absolutely terrible name. It sounds like a terrorist attack. Of course, it felt like one on Friday.

LiveLM ,

ClownStrike

A fitting rename after such a pathetic and catastrophic failure, that’s for sure.

flambonkscious ,

Yeah, let’s not key them get away with it. Clownstrike forever on

FrostyCaveman ,

CloudStrike

CrownStrike

ClownStrike

ClownStrife

Hazzia ,

Ah yes, the guy from FFVII

Stovetop ,
5redie8 ,

Yeah, I’m usually a big stickler for making sure I’m saying something right, but that name was tongue twistering me from the first time I tried to say it out loud. And we don’t even use them and weren’t hit in any way lol

hydrospanner ,

It occurred to us that CrowdStrike is an absolutely terrible name. It sounds like a terrorist attack. Of course, it felt like one on Friday.

When I first heard about what was going on, I assumed that “CrowdStrike” was not the name of the software/company, but rather some sort of advanced DDOS-like attack where they used systems they’d previously hacked and had them all do the same thing at once to another target.

NABDad ,

not the name of the software/company, but rather some sort of advanced DDOS-like attack

As we’ve discovered, both can be true.

MonkderVierte , to greentext in Anon is asking the difficult questions
7hrye65mk9 , to memes in Tankie.World

Lemmy.World admins are a waste of oxygen

SatansMaggotyCumFart , to lemmyshitpost in Lifetime achievement

Godzilla keeps on looking better as he ages too.

odium ,

Tf you on about? Godzilla peaked 50 years ago: m.youtube.com/watch?v=n9Bg0C8ECms

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I prefer my kaiju more rugged, that one looks like a palette swapped Barney.

JoMiran ,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

You mean Barney was just a palette swapped Hanna-Barbera Godzilla.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Yeah yeah yeah six of one half a dozen of the other.

We’re saying the same thing and what I’m saying is that Hanna-Barbara Godzilla is completely unfuckable.

JoMiran ,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Well, obviously. You should have opened with that. Totally unfuckable.

odium ,

Yep, Barney started in the 90s while this was 70s.

ben_dover , to mildlyinteresting in One of the heads of garlic I grew turned out to be just one solid clove

there’s also a breed of garlic which always grows like that, you may have a “mutant” there

istanbullu , to linuxmemes in -----BEGIN PRIVATE KEY-----

It’s sad that I can’t find anyone to share this with.

KingBoo ,

I’m in your exact camp.

dwemthy ,

I share these with friends who might not get it. It’s like a UDP joke

randomuser38529 ,

As long as you gave your best effort.

skulbuny ,
@skulbuny@sh.itjust.works avatar

ACK

SturgiesYrFase ,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

I have literally one friend who would get this, and I try not to bombard him with memes, as I can tell it gets on his nerves sometimes, even when he thinks it’s funny.

helpImTrappedOnline , to memes in hallelujah

Followed by disappointment because its not as good as you remember.

UxyIVrljPeRl ,

404 file not found

cmgvd3lw ,

Followed by disappointment because the video has been deleted.

Sonotsugipaa ,
@Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Followed by disappointment because I’m a disappointment

shoki ,

followed by happieness because you found it on some .ru subdomain with 99% ads

Sonotsugipaa ,
@Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

of which 85% got the uBlock Origin treatment and 4% contain my current public-facing IPv4 address

shoki ,

what do you mean by “contain my ip address”? are you behind carrier-grade NAT that some of the hosters are using as well?

Sonotsugipaa ,
@Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Nah, I’m refering to socially engineering scam ads like the classic “ATTENTION! your Windows has error, click here to fix it.”

shoki ,

yeah, i see what you mean, but I haven’t seen on of those in a long time

fossphi ,

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

Boxscape ,
@Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Followed by disappointment because its not as good as you remember.

She doesn’t beatbox at all in this video.
But she gets her box beat.

😏

Noodle07 ,

Except for that one video I can’t find again, that one was good

ipacialsection , to linuxmemes in KDE Connect is the best! Also why isn't the app called KDE Konnekt 🤣
@ipacialsection@startrek.website avatar

F-Droid is the more valuable app store anyway. I always check there before Google Play.

SomeBoyo ,

Forged google play, use the aurora store instead

AnonStoleMyPants ,

Check Neo Store. It is an alternative front end to F-droid and has been way less buggy for me. Though to be fair just yesterday it ate up 20% of my battery life due to not being able to sync a repo (I think), but that hasn’t happened before.

sinless ,

I use Droid-ify myself. It looks like Neo Store is a fork of it. Although neither has been updated for a number of months, Droid-ify’s latest version is most recent.

MigratingtoLemmy , to linuxmemes in Tough choice

Sit beside one and talk about the BSDs being the superior race LMAO

Beaver ,
@Beaver@lemmy.ca avatar

Even the wolves groan.

wizzim , to linuxmemes in -----BEGIN PRIVATE KEY-----

While the joke is funny, what is the context? Why did she post the original tweet in the first place?

MystikIncarnate ,

It’s lady gaga.

If you’ve followed her at all, even indirectly, this is NOT the weirdest thing she’s done, and bluntly, the weirder stuff wasn’t justified (to the public at least).

I’m not trying to throw shade at Gaga at all. Lady, let your freak flag fly all day long. You don’t need my permission to do it, but if you want it, you got it. Weird isn’t bad, it’s just weird.

IMO, at this point, gaga doesn’t need a reason to be weird.

wizzim ,

I don’t follow her at all so thanks for the explanation!

Petter1 ,

I would not have thought that she knows what a private key is 🙉 humans and their prejudices…

Petter1 ,

Ohhh, it is the other way around, gaga‘s tweet is older

doncdownes , to funny in I guess I assumed she had died decades earlier.

I’ve also heard her husband drove a car meaning she didn’t need to take the bus

Zombifrog , to memes in Silver lining

If not now, then when? youtu.be/ntbNRUycbD4?feature=shared

Treczoks , to lemmyshitpost in Kids and their computers these days.

Looks like someone forgot his meds and found a sharpie!

Etterra ,

By “forgot his meds” you mean “forgot to go to the doctor 30 years ago to get diagnosed so he could be prescribed them in the first place,” right?

swordgeek ,

And by “forgot” you mean "couldn’t affotrd,’ right?

niktemadur ,

The trifecta!

hanrahan ,
@hanrahan@slrpnk.net avatar

Not at all, people believe in magic sky faires and put stickers on their car about it… Hell lots of cop cars abs court rooms have nonsense about said sky fairy on it. In bobo we trust … Aside from scale, there’s no real difference.

jaybone , to cat in Little demon

Does this guy sleep with his exposed groin directly under the door frame?

If so, I can’t really blame the cat.

SkyeStarfall ,

Force can be transferred through clothes and duvets

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