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SatansMaggotyCumFart , to lemmyshitpost in Gaming battlestation

Nice cloaca.

Kolanaki , to mildlyinteresting in One of the heads of garlic I grew turned out to be just one solid clove
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

The fabled ultra clove! It’s real!

HEXN3T ,
@HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

THE ONE PIE-

kuneho , to linuxmemes in Tough choice
@kuneho@lemmy.world avatar

14 werewolves…

it’s just suspiciously perfect

Apytele , to programmer_humor in CrowdStrike is a verb now

Like Enron, LOL.

Rai , to games in My wacky Stanly Parable-inspored game called DO NOT PRESS THE BUTTON (To Delete The Multiverse) finally reached 5000+ wishlists today!

EZ wishlist, thank you for posting here or I would have never heard of this! Take the other commenter’s advice about not sending out tons of review copies to “curators” who will resell your game. My partner and I will both be picking this up when it’s out!

Road_Warrior_10 OP ,

Thank you for your generosity and your advice :) I remember actually getting quite a few requests for my FIRST game and I was happy to send out keys, because I was just content with someone showing interest in my project. Later on I figured that it was scammers…

Rai ,

Can I ask what your first game is?

Road_Warrior_10 OP ,

It’s called Pizza Synthwave.

MisterCrisper , to lemmyshitpost in Fishin' really clears the mind

Looks like it provides full fivehead coverage.

halvar , to lemmyshitpost in Before it's too late!

pink

crusa187 ,

How you do that?!

Tar_alcaran ,

Sounds like you could use some lessons

halvar ,

Do what?

Pregnenolone ,

Lmao they don’t know how to pink…

Rayspekt ,

“beach”

Iheartcheese , to linuxmemes in Tough choice
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

Im gonna sit next to him with my headphones on so I can’t hear him crying as I use chrome on my windows 11 laptop.

flying_sheep ,
@flying_sheep@lemmy.ml avatar

Laptop tries to reboot for 5th update of the day

I can’t connect to the internet, Dave, I’m afraid I cannot allow you to start me up again

You try to ignore helpful tips from the guy next to you, pretending your headphones are still active.

You choke back tears as Windows had enough from your feeble attempts to boot and the power button stops doing anything.

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

I know whats wrong. Its this stupid adblock. Ill just turn it off.

thesporkeffect , to lemmyshitpost in Fishin' really clears the mind

Fish hat dump below this post :::

thesporkeffect ,
thesporkeffect ,
mecfs , (edited ) to memes in Tankie.World

Tankie Uyghur genocide + Russian war crimes denialist mods:

lemmy.ml 🤝 Chinese + Russian social media

I know I’ll get banned for this, but I figured I’d go out holding my head high.

Linkerbaan OP ,
@Linkerbaan@lemmy.world avatar

ml doesn’t censor Genocide like .world

SuddenDownpour , to lemmyshitpost in Before it's too late!

How would they react if they were told that they’re using the colors of the trans flag?

MrJameGumb , to lemmyshitpost in Fishin' really clears the mind
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

This was a very wise purchase. Now whenever anyone asks him why as a 38 year old man he lives in his mother’s basement, he can just tap the hat.

Blackmist , to linuxmemes in Tough choice

Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys!

Either that or sit in 1 and tell him one of the wolves is violating the GPL.

Phoenix3875 , to lemmyshitpost in Look you've just to got read the prologue that was a limited edition IHOP giveaway in 2015 and the story is awesome

Let me introduce you to The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

leopold ,

The manga? Start with chapter one. The light novel? Start with chapter one. Only the anime made it needlessly confusing.

emergencyfood ,

What do you mean, needlessly confusing? The release order was genius. Opening with the movie screening showed exactly the kind of show it was. It also allowed the climax to be in the last episode of the season, while still having it happen in the middle chronologically (as Haruhi wanted).

But the second season was where KyoAni outdid themselves. It was an improvement on the first season. While the first season was great, the second was even better. Sometimes you see a series dip in quality in S2, but here it was the opposite - the quality improved. For the second season showed an uptick in the narrative. The first season had already pushed the limits of storytelling, but the second went further. While the first season was greatly enjoyable, the second was even more so. Perhaps the most ardent fans may try to quantify the quality, and say that it was, I don’t know, eight times better than the first.

schnurrito , to programmerhumor in crowdStrikeIsAVerbNow

funny thing is I, and probably most people, had never even heard that there was something called “CrowdStrike” until Friday of last week

IndiBrony ,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

I’m a Formula One fan. The Mercedes team are sponsored by them. You see their logo every time you see an on board shot of the cars.

I had no idea until this weekend.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ca0b1675-271e-4137-9ce8-1c4a20c3bc9d.jpeg

5redie8 ,

Over/Under on the amount of time before that logo gets removed?

gravitas_deficiency ,

End of season, at least, or whenever the livery/sponsorship contract runs out. Mercedes isn’t liable to care too much - it’s just a livery.

Sleepkever ,

Well you say that but their pit wall on Friday said otherwise Mercedes F1 pit wall with blue screens of death

IndiBrony ,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

I dunno how blind I have to be to miss this for all this time, but the air vents they have on the pit wall are the same air vents you get on a Mercedes-Benz.

It makes perfect sense, but it’s rather amusing 😂

PrettyFlyForAFatGuy ,

I knew of falcond as the service that makes my work mac run slow.

Unfortunately, having a mac meant i didn’t get friday off unlike most of the rest of the company

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

Same for me with Solar Winds, Equifax, SVB and Ashley Madison.

Weird to think that some kind of major catastrophe in the future could again be caused by some company that exists right now, but am unaware of.

CosmicTurtle0 ,

Are you not in the US? Equifax is a credit bureau and if you’ve never heard of them, you never needed credit or you’re not from the US.

The other three, I’ve only heard of Ashley Madison because they had a very aggressive ad campaign before ad blockers became ubiquitous. One could say it was ads like theirs that made ad blocking a requirement.

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, I’m not in the US. The first time I heard about them was when they shit the bed.

Hazzia ,

Something I heard about recently is that it’s unnervingly common for the stock prices of unknown but really important companies like these to shoot up following an outage because it reveals to stock investors how mich of a monopoly it has in an area.

sdcSpade ,

When I heard “CrowdStrike” took down operating systems everywhere, I thought it was the name of a virus or a group of hackers. I’m not the only one hearing an inherent villainy in that name, right?

expr ,

Oh, if you worked at a company that uses them (which is a lot of companies), you’d definitely be familiar with them as they hog up a ton of fucking CPU/disk. I basically had an entire CPU core dedicated to running their bullshit.

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