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msgraves , to memes in octopus

Imagine speaking correct English

cmder , to lemmyshitpost in Good point

Because you need to be brave. Cheaters are cowards.

SirDerpy , (edited ) to memes in golden life

I need to start by saying that wife and I realize we are fiscally privileged relative status quo and ethically act upon that truth.

We’ve have been much happier since we sold the vast majority of our material possessions. There’s far less for us to worry about and slave to pay for. We’ve far more freedom to act morally and ethically in our choices.

We combined dematerialization with the Vimes Boots Theory of Economic Unfairness:

The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money. Take boots, for example. … A really good pair of leather boots cost fifty dollars. But an affordable pair of boots, which were sort of OK for a season or two and then leaked like hell when the cardboard gave out, cost about ten dollars. … But the thing was that good boots lasted for years and years. A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that’d still be keeping his feet dry in ten years’ time, while a poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the same time and would still have wet feet.

Andonno , to lemmyshitpost in B̸͈̱͐͛́͜ủ̴̥͎̤͗y̷̬̤̦̓ ̴̧͋̀̚ͅw̴̲̯̕͘͝a̷̻̲͘ṟ̶̹̳͆ ̷̥̍͗̓b̷͎͗ò̷͓͎̀n̵̻̟̔d̸͓̽͋̉ṣ̵̪́

Yog-Sothoth is the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the key. Yog-Sothoth is the threshold.

Past, present, future. All are one in Yog-Sothoth.

DynoNoob ,

Are you the keymaster?

Sanctus ,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Through the Gate of the Silver Key is an acid trip to read.

NegativeInf ,

Is it anything like The Shrine of the Silver Monkey?

setsneedtofeed OP ,
@setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, except with more cats taking people to the moon.

Blyfh ,

I don’t know this “Yog-Sothoth”. I know only the one and only god, Yog-Dzewa

Pheral , to mildlyinteresting in One of the heads of garlic I grew turned out to be just one solid clove

That looks like Elephant garlic!

thrawn21 OP ,
@thrawn21@lemmy.world avatar

It might be! That was one of the varieties I planted this year, though the cloves I put in the ground looked like normal shaped cloves, just scaled up a bit.

Pheral ,

I’m actually second-guessing my elephant garlic thought… I planted my first clove this year and it took a month and a half to sprout!!! I thought it had died due to heat, but I finally saw its thumb-sized sprout coming up a couple days ago. My normal garlic only takes a week or so to sprout over here in AZ. The elephant garlic seed leaves look more like an iris or tulip coming up. That one commenter was probably on point, saying the bulb was too young to start segmenting into cloves. That was news to me and I’m over the moon about it! Thank you so much for posting about this in the first place!!!

thrawn21 OP ,
@thrawn21@lemmy.world avatar

I had the exact same experience with the elephant garlic, they took forever to sprout, long enough that I actually dug one of them up to check that they hadn’t been eaten or something.

gazter , to programmerhumor in Emails are hard

Is it possible to put images in an email without them showing up like this?

funkless_eck ,

yeah it uses this really neat semantic rendering programming language for serving structured documents across servers

It’s a bit tricky, but anyone with at least a Masters in CompSci should be able to parse some of it enough to get the gist. Bear in mind that the “source” is abbreviated to src, and “image” similarly. The rest is coding that gives the computer instructions, you’ll also need to replace FILENAME in the code with the actual filename. It goes like this


<span style="color:#323232;"><img src="FILENAME" /> 
</span>

Let me know if I can explain it more clearly.

gazter ,

I feel like the level of snark in your reply is… High. It doesn’t make for a pleasant interaction, and it doesn’t help make lemmy a nice place to be.

So, if the image you want to put into your email is not hosted somewhere, what’s the best way to go about this, ensuring compatibility?

qaz ,

I don’t think it’s really directed at you and moreso about making fun of the company who didn’t put in any effort to make it show up correctly.

funkless_eck ,

I’m just being a silly billy it’s not directed at you.

It’s more like “ah if only there was a simple solution that could’ve been used.”

All images are hosted somewhere, I would consider an intern fresh out of college know how to correctly add an image to an email, or at least only be told once if somehow they had never seen this before.

_edge ,

You can have inline images that are only shown as part of the rendered HTML. Don’t ask me how, but you’ll find some examples in your inbox.

dgriffith ,

Let me know if I can explain it more clearly.

Multi-part MIME containing inline images is actually what you’re looking for and it’s fairly easy to implement.

Here’s an example. They handwave over the html section that actually refers to the inline images that they embed, but that’s the basic layout you need.

…microsoft.com/…/7a08211a-760a-41af-8cab-0acf462c…

lugal , to lemmyshitpost in Uh oh

Emergency pizza

UnityDevice , to lemmyshitpost in All I Know Is Rejection. When I Was A Kid, My Yo-Yo: It Never Came Back

I was just introducing someone to Rodney last night because some actor in a show we saw looked a bit like him. Then I wake up and see this here. Life sure has funny coincidences sometimes.

rickyrigatoni ,

We’re gangstalking you.

UnityDevice ,

Yay, fan club.

Eheran , to science_memes in Chemists of Lemmy, how accurate is this likability table?

Metallic Mercury is absolutely no problem. They used it to treat congestion back in the day.

jordanlund , to memes in octopus
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

Octopodes.

theunknownmuncher ,

Beat me to it

Meron35 ,

Please don’t beat your meat to octopodes

theunknownmuncher ,

Hey, we’re not hurting anyone!!!

bhamlin ,

Octopodeez nuts

OttoVonNoob , to noncredibledefense in [draws pistol with malicious intent]

There is a wonderful movie about a dog fighting ww1 pilot who is a pig. Both pilots guns jam so they start throwing shit at eachother. It’s called Porco Rosso, it’s a wonderful film on Netflix(atleast in Canda). If you haven’t checked it out I suggest you do. "I’d rather be a pig than a faciast:

Belgdore ,

If it wasn’t so sexist I might agree with it being a good movie.

julietOscarEcho ,

? It was pretty clear that the male characters’ behaviour was not being celebrated. Porco is troubled and self-hating, and Curtis and the pirates are explicitly villains. Sexism is real so I think depiction of it is necessary, so long as it’s not applauded or encouraged. I might even use it as a start point for talking about misogyny with my daughters one day.

ProtecyaTec ,

Sexism in a movie set in the early 1900s!? Say it ain’t so!

Belgdore ,

Well damn, I guess Birth of a Nation gets a pass on it’s racism because it was made in 1915.

sugar_in_your_tea ,

It’s absolutely racist, and it was at the time. That doesn’t mean it’s not worth watching, it’s fantastic as a window into the culture of the time. It was super popular (among white people), and it helps to understand segregation and racial conflict. It’s one of the most important films of all time. What it portrays is absolutely disgusting, but that doesn’t change the importance of the film.

Belgdore ,

That doesn’t mean I can’t criticize it, or other movies that don’t match the modern standards.

sugar_in_your_tea ,

Sure, but the criticism will be unfair unless you take into account the culture of the time.

Belgdore ,

I don’t give a Fuck if I’m not fair to a movie. It’s a movie. It exists to entertain. I can’t be entertained if I’m distracted by obvious flaws.

I understand critical theory, and there are lessons to be learned from any piece of media. But real life isn’t film school. Racism sucks, sexism sucks, it is valid to say that movies that contain these also suck.

moonburster , to lemmyshitpost in Oh jeez

Tbf a lot of movies in America are subsidized by the army. If a movie plays in America and has army vehicles in then, check for them in the credits

UrbonMaximus ,

Technically correct, but your comment makes it sound like the military is actively commissioning movies, which is not the case. When Hollywood wants to make historical or war movies, they have few options:

  • Buy the equipment - one military ship or airplane can be more than the whole movie’s budget.
  • Prop/CGI - may look bad and doesn’t guaranty to be cheaper.
  • Get all the gear for free, loaned out from the military (including training and specialists) - but they get to edit and approve your script.

I wish there were more options for independent and critical movie makers.

hungryphrog ,

just another reason to love animation

TankovayaDiviziya ,

The person you replied to said “subsidized”, which implies what you just explained. The US military provides support to movies and TVs. However, it would be naive to think that the military still doesn’t try to influence the production. It’s been a long time since I have listened to it but there was a podcast mentioning “Zero Dark Thirty” having influence from the CIA; and the movie is about justifying torture to get results for “the greater good”. This is in spite of the report commissioned during the Obama era that torture never yielded any significant results.

LazerFX ,

“Actively Commissioning” and “Subsidizing” are two different contexts. Your points are all accurate, but commissioning a movie means actually going out and saying, “we want this movie, and will pay/provide resources to it in order for it to get done”, versus “your doing a movie with military, we’ll provide resources in compensation for a meddlers credit”.

SkunkWorkz ,

Same with games like CoD. Fucking Activision has former CIA execs working for them. And how they use real events in the games and spin them around to make America look like the good guy.

Wogi ,

Good guy might be generous.

CoD makes the US and her allies look like Hodor at the door. A big dumb idiot holding back the swarm.

theacharnian ,
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To be fair… to whom?

hperrin , to insanepeoplefacebook in Discussions have been reignited!

It’s amazing how flat and clear that glass is. And how it wets the ground around it.

pigup ,

👁️

👄 👁️

wao

T00l_shed ,

I don’t know if you’re missing your 3rd eye. Or you’re going for a Picasso vibe. Either way is good.

pigup ,

👁️ 👄 👁️

pixeltree , to cat in Been a rough couple months
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Poor sweetie! Glad things are on their way up!

Nachorella , to memes in octopus

I am the guy in the middle, except I’m telling people it’s octopuses.

Mostly_Gristle ,

You do have the benefit of being right though.

The word octopus is a classical Greek word that comes to English via Latin. The Greek plural is octopodes, the Latin plural is octopi. But we don’t speak Latin or classical Greek. We speak English. Because octopus is the English word for octopus it follows the English rules for pluralization, which is to add “s” or “es” to the end of the word. Cases can be made why octopi and octopodes could be technically correct, but for English speakers octopuses is the most correct.

Nachorella ,

Yeah, I did something for work where I had to study up about it and instead of being angry it’s just kind of a fun fact. I don’t actually mind what people say, I think everyone understands what you mean regardless.

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