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Hubi , to lemmyshitpost in Rate my Tinder profile

I’d date me hard

can , (edited )

Reminds me of this (I’m aware it’s referencing the same movie)

db2 , to lemmyshitpost in Rate my Tinder profile
VelvetStorm ,

stottlemeyer!

Imgonnatrythis , to lemmyshitpost in Rate my Tinder profile

91 miles is way too close

NatakuNox ,
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Never pass up a chance to find true love. What’s the worst that can happen?

Mr_Blott ,

Male pattern baldness, apparently

NatakuNox ,
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Beats being kidnapped, thrown in a water well, starved, forced to listen to goodbye horses, and eventually skinned alive.

Imgonnatrythis ,

sounds like something a bald guy would say…

ArmokGoB , to lemmyshitpost in As requested

I find it very interesting that no one started caring about this until US right wingers made a big deal about it.

cindylouwhovian , to lemmyshitpost in As requested

I have no love for Taylor Swift. I understand she has a cult following and has recently become star of the NFL. Her name is Swift, she must be fast. I will admit to getting caught up in a personal car singalong of ‘Shake it Off’ on a bad day. Haters are gonna hate, just like haters hate her private plane travels.

But! If I had a ton of rabid fans and right wing haters, and the ability to pay extra to travel SAFELY, I would probably pay extra to travel safely.

Here me out: Whereever she goes requires a SHITTON of public funds to police and security. Rabid fans watch where she goes and follow her everywhere. I understand her new boyfriend had to actually move to a new home because her fans camped out around his house and tapped on his windows in hopes to just SEE her. And this doesn’t even include right wing nuts who think she is a witch for believing vaccines work.

I am not saying she is a saint, but holy hell, I do not blame her for sticking to airports to ensure her own safety and to avoid being a drain on public funds that require extra police presence against a rabid media following her escorts thru cities.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s.

fne8w2ah , to lemmyshitpost in Taylor Swift getting the airplane delivered that will fly her to her airplane on which she'll fly from one side to the other on an airplane, eating food delivered by airplane

Needs Xzibit and the Pimp My Ride OST in the background.

remotedev , to lemmyshitpost in Taylor Swift getting the airplane delivered that will fly her to her airplane on which she'll fly from one side to the other on an airplane, eating food delivered by airplane

Looks like Dee Reynolds dressed up as Taylor Swift

MacNCheezus OP ,
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It’s an AI generated picture, not a real one. The portrait, that is. The background is real.

Tarkcanis , to lemmyshitpost in Useful information

As a Railroader, this is where I would like to retire.

lolcatnip , to cat in Very pretty eyes
zfr OP ,

LOL

FuglyDuck ,
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I do believe, your cat might be Klingon… I see the resemblance.

How do they feel about opera?

zfr OP ,

not much behind her eyes, so wouldnt say she knows much about opera…

big fan of sleep tho

FuglyDuck ,
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There’s people who aren’t fans of sleeping?

zfr OP ,

well, im just saying thats the only thing she does all day. sleep is great

therealjcdenton , to lemmyshitpost in Finally, it all starts making sense

Real

raoul , to cat in Very pretty eyes

And very nice moustache

p1mrx , to lemmyshitpost in Useful information

So McMurdo Station isn’t a station now?

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Well it’s not a train station but I suppose the map could be more specific there

TheNitroZeus , to risa in Wholesome

Not the Picard manoeuvre he was expecting.

optissima ,
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Thrusts at full force, stops immediately before penetration, ejaculates.

The Picard Maneuver

Skkorm , to lemmyshitpost in As requested

Why is there a boomer meme on my Lemmy feed

adj16 ,

Going after the rich for being wasteful with their money and hurting the environment is like the opposite of a boomer mindset…

anonymous222 , to lemmyshitpost in Taylor Swift getting the airplane delivered that will fly her to her airplane on which she'll fly from one side to the other on an airplane, eating food delivered by airplane

TAYLOR SWIFT WATCHES AIRPLANE GIVING BIRTH

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