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sanguine_artichoke , to lemmyshitpost in What's wrong babe, you barely touched your hot dog bologna cake
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Give me a slice of bread and mayo and I’d have a little. What kind of jizz is that on the outside, though?

MacNCheezus OP ,
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The yellow stuff is cheese whiz, the white I’m not entirely sure. Ranch dressing maybe?

zigmus64 ,

The yellow stuff is definitely Easy Cheese. The can is in the background on the right.

For the non Americans

The “icing” I have no idea. At first I thought it was mashed potatoes, but on closer inspection it does seem like it might be ranch dressing.

Part of me wants to be disgusted by this… part of me wants to make it so I can try it.

sanguine_artichoke ,
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Not just cheez wiz, but the spray stuff, Easy Cheese.

bartolomeo , to memes in True
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What’s up with this guy?

Octopus1348 ,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

He probably drinks oil.

lntl , to memes in Honestly

да! divide the West!

Россия навсегда

stevedidWHAT ,
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Hey big man this one’s for you

Russian Apartment Bombings FSB False Flag Bзpывы жилых дoмoв в Poccии Фeдepaльнaя cлyжбa бeзoпacнocти Poccийcкoй Фeдepaции (ФCБ) Пoд лoжным флaгoм Free Chechnya Independent Dagestan Circassian Genocide Дeпopтaция чepкecoв Alexei Navalny Aлeкcéй Aнaтóльeвич Haвáльный Assassination of Anna Politkovskaya Убийcтвo Aнны Пoлиткoвcкoй Assassination of Boris Nemtsov Убийcтвo Бopиca Heмцoвa Alexander Litvinenko Aлeкcaндp Литвинeнкo Poisoning of Sergei and Yulia Skripal Oтpaвлeниe Cepгeя и Юлии Cкpипaль Anatoliy Chepiga Aнaтoлий Чeпигa Alexander Mishkin Aлeкcáндp Eвгéньeвич Mи́шкин GRU Глaвнoe yпpaвлeниe Гeнepaльнoгo штaбa Malaysia Airlines Flight 17 MH17 53rd Anti-Aircraft Missile Brigade 53-я зeнитнaя paкeтнaя бpигaдa Buk surface-to-air missile Бyк Зeнитнaя yпpaвляeмaя paкeтa (ЗУP) United Nations General Assembly Resolution 68/262 Peзoлюция Chechen War чeчéнcкaя вoйнá NKVD HКBД Katyn Massacre Кaтынcкaя peзня Little green men зeлёныe чeлoвeчки Poisoning of Alexander Litvinenko Oтpaвлeниe Aлeкcaндpa Литвинeнкo Holodomor гoлoдoмop Molotov–Ribbentrop Pact пaкт Moлoтoвa — Pиббeнтpoпa Winter War Зи́мняя вoйнa Rape of Berlin изнacилoвaниe в Бepлинe Doctors’ plot дeлo вpaчeй Lavrentiy Beria Бepия, Лaвpeнтий Пaвлoвич Donetsk People’s Republic Дoнéцкaя Hapóднaя Pecпýбликa Deportation of the Chechens and Ingush(Aardakh) Чeчeвицa Soviet–Afghan War Aфгaнcкaя вoйнa Annexation of Crimea Пpиcoeдинeниe Кpымa к Poccийcкoй Фeдepaции Russo-Georgian War (2008)

lntl ,

спасибо, товарищ

VikingHippie , to memes in Crazy fact

Confirmed: back in my theater days my preparation for roles was identical to that of Christian Bale.

IWantToFuckSpez , to memes in Honestly

Are you forgetting how often European nations fell apart and had many civil wars and change of government forms? Don't you remember the Yugoslav Wars? Even the Kingdom of the Netherlands is younger than the United States. The USA has a continuous democracy since 1789

PopOfAfrica ,

Hard to call it a continuous democracy when we just has a historically fresh coup attempt.

Damage ,

Eh I feel like segregation and suffrage issues are more condemning of this claim

ricecake ,

Just for clarity, it’s not a democracy because a coup was attempted? Doesn’t matter that it failed and there was no interruption?

PopOfAfrica ,

Im failing to see where it failed. The instigator is currently the GOP frontrunner

ricecake ,

Usually a coup is counted as a success if the person executing it takes it remains in power.
Trump did not remain in power, and the attempt is counted as a failure.

It’s a clear sign that there’s danger to the democracy, but that doesn’t mean the coup didn’t fail or that the democracy has.
Hitler took power after a failed coup, but that doesn’t mean that the coup wasn’t a failure, since he didn’t take power as a result of the coup.

BlanK0 , to memes in Very different situations

The oil memes don’t stop coming 😂😂😂😂

CarbonIceDragon , to memes in Honestly
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To be fair, it’s not that old, as far as countries go

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Define country, because the American government is actually one of the oldest continuous governmental systems in the world. Certainly the oldest republic that isn’t a micro-state.

Now if you want argue that France, for example, is an older country than America because there’s been a fairly stable region largely called France for several centuries you can, you’d just be wrong.

Now if you want to start talking about nations that’s different, but also a much, much blurrier subject in general.

CarbonIceDragon ,
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I’m using the term to mean more or less the collectively agreed upon “identity” of a state. Not merely a single contiguous government (for the same reason you just bring up, people still consider France to be France even though the government has changed fundamentally many times over the years), but I’m not using it to just mean “nation” either, since were France to be completely conquered and annexed by a foreign power, the French nation, as in the group of people, would still exist, but the country would not, at least until such time as it could be recreated, or for a different reason, that one can have a national identity split between different states, or a state involving different such groups.

merc ,

It’s also been just over 150 years since the last civil war.

Decoy321 , to lemmyshitpost in Just fuck my shit up

For a bathroom with that aesthetic, there are surprisingly few surfaces to snort cocaine off of.

SuddenDownpour , to lemmyshitpost in They hated him, for he spoke the truth

From the creators of “Supply Side Jesus”, now comes “Texas Hold 'Em Jesus”

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Ensign_Crab , to pics in A still from an ad for a new show, Tracker, on CBS - Anything jump out at you?

Hey, it’s that number from all those reddit usernames.

mako OP ,

Precisely

Poggervania , to lemmyshitpost in Must be a pissing contest in there
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Two dudes recently watched the Barbie movie and are beaching each other off.

Ultragramps ,
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What are the odds of there being a Republican congressman in there?

LinkOpensChest_wav , to lemmyshitpost in Must be a pissing contest in there
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Maybe someone had enough of the “people” who try to strike up conversations at the urinal

hungryphrog ,

I don’t have a dick so I don’t have any personal experience on this, but do people actually do that? I don’t want to chat with randos if we’re not at a party or something, much less when I’m pissing.

FlyingSquid ,
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Penis-possessor here, so I am obviously an expert: I only ever have it happen to me at the sink or when it’s someone I know like a co-worker (I hate it when that happens).

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Usually when I see someone pissing in the sink I speak up too.

FlyingSquid ,
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I’d like to see where you think the pee is supposed to go!

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Into the balls for safe storage.

PeterPoopshit ,

There is no better place to spread the good word of Arch Linux than a gas station bathroom. I also let Mormon evangelists into my place just to show them how great Arch Linux is.

ILikeBoobies ,

Yeah, you will find drunk people looking to have conversations

And sometimes it’s just weird people

SkypedFFFttt , to mildlyinfuriating in This power creep mod bans if you don't support the current thing
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Explain please

idunnololz , to lemmyshitpost in Everything happens for a reason
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I thought the title said everything happened for a raccoon. I was very disappointed when I read the meme.

Thteven ,
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dingus ,

such a tragic gif

Resol , to lemmyshitpost in They're perfectly good brownies, Karen. What is your problem?
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JohnnyH842 ,

Really wish I still had my poop brown and green Zune.

Resol ,
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Really wish I had the chance to get one. Where I live, the Zune was probably never even sold, at all. It was unheard of. Even iPods were rare here, I only saw two in person in my entire lifetime, one of which was my own 6th gen. But yeah, I still really liked the Zune.

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