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Gradually_Adjusting , to lemmyshitpost in Why does this exist?
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One time I shot one of these with a 454 casull revolver and it created a 20 foot wide mushroom cloud of protein

Num10ck ,

pink mist

Gradually_Adjusting ,
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Least unhinged gender reveal

leaky_shower_thought , to lemmyshitpost in Why does this exist?

some people take their canning process to the extremes.

as an aside, I’ve never seen a canned pickle product. I guess they stopped at chicken.

grue , (edited )

as an aside, I’ve never seen a canned pickle product.

What? Lots and lots of pickles are canned (all the ones at the store, except for some of the refrigerated ones). They just do it in glass jars instead of metal.


Edit: I don’t know why I’m being downvoted for stating a fact. Shelf-stable pickles (that aren’t lacto-fermented) like this…

https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/54c653b9-123a-42ad-9243-02a1e48761bb_1.96b3de8a150831f17f90aba4a13675b8.jpeg

…are, in fact, considered “canned.” If you don’t believe me, call up Vlasic yourself and ask them if “canning” accurately describes their manufacturing process. The number is right there on the jar in the picture: 1-800-421-3265.


Edit 2: Just to be even more clear, pickles like this:

https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/50b16be7-714f-4841-bd46-935984c27ac3_1.26fc87d62cbf82d9b1deff8495101b06.jpeg

Are not canned. The difference isn’t the container (which has exactly the same kind of “lug” or “twist-off” lid as the Vlasic jar), but the fact that this one isn’t pasteurized and has a warning label telling you to keep it refrigerated.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

When something is put into a can, it’s considered canned.

When something is put into a jar, it’s considered jarred.

This concludes session 6497 of Getting More Familiar With Your Own Native Language.

Lawyerator ,

jarstore.com/canning-jars/

Where is your god now, mortal?!

DAMunzy ,

Checkmate! Google en passant.

grue ,
grue ,

Nope. When something is heat-sterilized and preserved in a sealed container via water bath or pressure, it’s considered “canned” regardless of what type of container it is. That’s why things like this…

https://cdnimg.webstaurantstore.com/images/products/xxl/518394/1916334.jpg

…are called “canning jars” and not just “jars,” and why using them to preserve food is, in fact, called “canning.”

Wizard_Pope ,
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Mayhaps in english. Maybe he is not form an english speaking country. I myself am not and canning here is exclusively for metal cans and jarring has a separate word.

snooggums ,
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I find it jarring to hear canning in glass containers called jarring.

Wizard_Pope ,
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It sounds dumb in english sure

LemmyKnowsBest ,

now that you say it, when I think of the word jarring I think of it as an adjective like surprising, shocking.

olympicyes ,

I guess the dictionary nazis on this site need joke comments to be flagged with a trigger warning.

Algaroth ,

This is the kind of shit the internet was made to argue about.

brbposting ,

If you don’t believe me, call up Vlasic yourself

Loved that

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Everybody gangster until the pickles come from Uranus

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/928cd4d8-f3ff-40d0-a76b-125c5adc7ec0.jpeg

Algaroth ,

Sweet fire from Uranus? Awesome.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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You’re welcome. I knew somebody here would appreciate this.

nrezcm ,

It appears Uranus also makes a fine dip.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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…and excellent fudge

Kase ,

It’s pretty good, if you’re willing to travel to Missouri

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Yeah, I found out about this a couple of months ago when I saw a picture of those pickles posted on Facebook.

Kinda gotta admire the dedication to the joke it requires to build an entire business around Uranus puns.

someguy3 ,

He’s obviously talking about metal cans instead of glass jars, not the manufacturing process called canning.

lightnsfw ,

People on this site will argue about anything.

brbposting ,

psst

Can we “as an aside” ourselves now?

I feel like a Pokémon evolved. I’ve wanted to do that.

CthulhuDreamer , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Why does this exist?

I think you are supposed to cook it for a bit under the grill and it will look fine.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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That’s what the girl in the video mentioned here did, and it didn’t seem to turn out that great.

Perhaps using it for soup, as many other commenters have suggested, is the better move here.

hungryphrog , to lemmyshitpost in Why does this exist?

Remove this image from existence right now.

Num10ck , to lemmyshitpost in Why does this exist?

what would be the best temperature for fucking this?

Imgonnatrythis ,

37

Siegfried ,

Well, to be honest, that’s generally the best temperature to fuck anything… unless of course, you are one of those weirdos

Algaroth ,

What would be the best temperature to fuck something if you’re a weirdo?

Dulusa ,

Probably a weird one

Siegfried ,

Idk… it depends on your taste… I guess a dead body should slowly cool its temperature to the NTPC, so 24?

Algaroth ,

Dead body? That’s some normie shit. Gross.

lanolinoil ,
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is this kelvin or BTUs?

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Aight, imma head out. Enough Internet for today.

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S ,
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69

pigup , to lemmyshitpost in Why does this exist?

I can’t chicken this.

brejela , to lemmyshitpost in Why does this exist?

“Home style goodness”

I bet

BackOnMyBS ,
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who raises chickens, slaughters them, then cans them at home? can y’all attest to these home style claims by Sweet Sue?

bruhduh , to lemmyshitpost in Why does this exist?
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johannesvanderwhales , to lemmyshitpost in Why does this exist?

Probably would be fine for soup or stock.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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I looked up the ingredients, and apparently it’s literally only chicken, water, and salt. So it could be worse I guess. Might be useful to have around if SHTF.

platypus_plumba ,

Why would shit hit the floor? Do you poop downwards? Fucking weirdo.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Uhhh… how do you poop, sideways?

Kase ,

I find it comes out easier if I spin

MacNCheezus OP ,
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tygerprints , to lemmyshitpost in Why does this exist?

Yick. It's got that Can-doo appeal to it. What do they pack it in, horse semen?

JoeKrogan , to lemmyshitpost in Why does this exist?
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🤮

UsernameIsTooLon , to lemmyshitpost in Why does this exist?

It looks nasty but I bet you that “gelatin” actually makes for some fantastic stock

SpruceBringsteen ,

If you love Buffalo chicken dip you’ve probably enjoyed this type of chicken before.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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I looked up the ingredients and apparently it’s only chicken, water, and salt, so it’s gotta be the chicken’s own stock (since it’s fully cooked).

Looks disgusting I guess but I suppose it’s far healthier than many of the more delicious looking products the food industry churns out every day.

UsernameIsTooLon ,

It looks disgusting cuz it’s canned and cold lol. Whenever I cook with real chicken or even beef and there’s broth leftover, it will turn into slight gelatin due to the collagen in the bones! There is flavor and protein in there. It’ll just liquidify when you heat it up and it’s some seasonings and a pinch of flour away from being gravy too.

Wild how cooking can get when you start to understand ingredients more

shadowspirit , to lemmyshitpost in Why does this exist?

Growing up latch key many a canned chicken was turned into chicken salad.

Tastes better than it looks but that’s not saying much. Would not recommend but if yer hungry dive in.

RememberTheApollo_ , to lemmyshitpost in Why does this exist?

Emmymade on YouTube did an “Apocalypse Dinner” featuring these whole canned things, the chicken, brown bread, and cheese being the subjects of the video.

She’s pretty fun and tries out some odd stuff occasionally, but this particular episode stuck in my mind as I’d never seen one of these prepared and eaten before. She also has Apocalypse Breakfast, Hamburger In A Can, among others.

jbk , to lemmyshitpost in Why does this exist?

New Ordinary Sausage video idea

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