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nickwitha_k , to greentext in Anon wants to play a game

I’ve got this. Showing up with just these items in your basket at Walmart would be certain to raise questions:

  • One script for a pilot of a series about the adventures of Thom Bombadil
  • One 1/2 scale, fully functional zamboni emblazoned with the San Jose Sharks team logo
  • One 1.75l bottle of Kirkland Signature French Vodka
tetris11 ,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

The vodka would probably get you thrown out

RIPandTERROR , to greentext in Anon wants to play a game
@RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works avatar

Rope Duct tape Zip ties

Keep it simple.

tetris11 ,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

Going to hoist yourself up and finally sort out that leaky drainpipe I see

Sam_Bass , to lemmyshitpost in Danger

LOCO training is essential in the industrial workplace

Incandemon ,

That it damn well is. Those rules are written in blood. I’m sad to say I knew people that didn’t follow the rules at place that didn’t care. May they rest in peace.

Sam_Bass ,

Actually., the real acronym is LOTO for lockout tagout. LOCO is lockout cockout

Revan343 , to lemmyshitpost in Danger

I once had to leave a line filled with glycol overnight, for a hydro test the next morning. I wired the drain valve shut, then shaped the extra ‘wire’ (it was a welding rod) into the word ‘No’.

Safety was mildly annoyed, but nobody touched it

ShinkanTrain , to lemmyshitpost in Twitter

Not a big fan

lars ,

Omg I haaaaate the 9/11s. If they ever find out who was driving those planes, we should probs kill them.

c0smokram3r ,
@c0smokram3r@midwest.social avatar

The 9/11s… new band name? 🧐

lars ,

I’m partial to The 5.6.7.8’s, myself

GreatRam , to lemmyshitpost in Twitter

But it’s blue sky?

LodeMike OP ,

Skill issue

Binette ,

Hmmmmm

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/6f9248bd-c5c1-415a-bf84-9dd121aa1876.jpeg

cheddar ,
@cheddar@programming.dev avatar

Holy Moly. This proves Bush did 9 ❤ 11.

steal_your_face ,
@steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

7/11 was a part time job

imaqtpie ,
@imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works avatar

Lol. Nice one, I never heard that line before.

LodeMike OP ,

Um askually the sky is blue with smoke as well

Ghostalmedia , to lemmyshitpost in Twitter
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

bsky.social

Son of Twitter

pineapplelover ,

Is it federated?

Ghostalmedia ,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, but it is a competing federation standard. It’s not activity pub.

pineapplelover ,

Oh that’s not as good. What’s the user count of mastodon compared to bluesky?

ObviouslyNotBanana , to lemmyshitpost in Twitter
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Unfavorable conditions

cybermass , to lemmyshitpost in Twitter

Sad… I guess?

Kecessa ,

I guess?

Considering all that it lead to there’s no doubt about it.

cybermass ,

I’m just confused what other thoughts are to be had on it?

blargerer , to lemmyshitpost in Twitter

bsky doesn't have an algorithm. If that was on their feed they followed the person or were looking at a relevant feed.

Thorny_Insight , to lemmyshitpost in Twitter

Good demonstration of how the alternatives are no better

kirby ,

we are on a better alternative right now 💀

feedum_sneedson ,

Haha, good one!

Viking_Hippie , to lemmyshitpost in Twitter

Opposed, for sure.

some_guy , to lemmyshitpost in Iron Helps Us Play!

Sure thing, Flanders.

DannyBoy , to lemmyshitpost in Twitter

Suboptimal

andrewth09 ,

How would you optimize 9/11?

LemmyFeed ,

By implementing LEAN and FIFO we can optimize the optimization by a factor of 3.

Localhorst86 ,

We should also switch to middle-out to optimize data.

absGeekNZ ,
@absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz avatar

By perpetrating another attack on November 9th, because clearly only 50% of the 9/11’s have been used.

rickyrigatoni ,

Triple jumping.

superkret ,

Use Space Shuttles

juliebean , to lemmyshitpost in Twitter

i just think it’s crazy that 9/11 was such a success, and they still haven’t made a 9/11 2.

lugal ,

Look at your calendar again, they repeat this date each and every year since than. Over are the times when 9/10 was directly followed by 9/12, and I’m afraid it’s over for good.

juliebean ,

woah, you’re right! that’s crazy, i had no idea. they must’ve really dropped the ball marketing the sequels cause this is the first i’ve heard of it.

Crozekiel ,

I feel like they fucked up with the first one because the poster already looked like a sequel.

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