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Rincewindnz , to lemmyshitpost in Let the triggering begin

These are an essential piece of beach/holiday gear to fix your jandals(flipflops or thongs in Australia)with.

dipshit , to lemmyshitpost in Get to work, crackheads

let the intrusive thoughts win

Hikermick , to mildlyinteresting in Number of natural waterfalls in each state

Define waterfall. One man’s waterfall is another man’s riffle

egeres , to mildlyinteresting in Number of natural waterfalls in each state
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It’s interesting that north dakota just has 2 being so far up north

astrsk , to lemmyshitpost in Let the triggering begin
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Yeah that’s ammo (specifically 2 rounds) in the endless war to hit <insert family member> with a covert flick of the finger from across the room!

Toes , to lemmyshitpost in Let the triggering begin

What is that?

Anamnesis , to mildlyinteresting in Number of natural waterfalls in each state

Here in Washington it’s hard to imagine waterfalls even being noteworthy. We’ve got way too many mountains and way too much precipitation. We’re lousy with waterfalls. The whole fuckin state is a goddamned waterfall.

Halvdan , to lemmyshitpost in Let the triggering begin

Yes, but how many knows that you can break them in half so that the opening is split in two. Then sort of wedge it onto your finger and shoot them at unsuspecting siblings?

Chickenstalker , to lemmyshitpost in Get to work, crackheads

Guys, guys. Hear me out. What if (tokes) yeah…what if like if we like yeah. Oh? Sorry. What if we train pigeons to shit on traffic camera lens. It could be done. The military had trained pigeons to guide bombs against warships. Let’s train and breed pigeons to do this and release them in the wild.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

So we are replacing pigeons with crackhead?

penguinsAreRapists ,
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Birds aren’t real

tkk13909 , to lemmyshitpost in Let the triggering begin

Do people under 40 just not buy bread in your world?

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Annoyed_Crabby ,

Have my updoot instead.

bstix , to lemmyshitpost in Let the triggering begin

I know what it is, but I have no idea what it’s called. Like, if I had to order them from the factory, I’d probably get the wrong ones.

RisingSwell , to lemmyshitpost in Let the triggering begin

Still exists in cardboard form, not entirely sure why people wouldn’t know what this is at basically any age, unless they buy no bread products?

MacNCheezus OP ,
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All the cool kids are doing keto and eating gluten free now

r00ty Admin ,
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Here in the UK, I don't think I've seen one of those in use for more than 20 years. Maybe it is still in use elsewhere?

Daeraxa ,

I don’t think i’ve seen one. Even loaves from bakers 20 years ago were sealed using that little machine with strips of red sticky tape.

r00ty Admin ,
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I have a clear memory from the 80s for sure where these were routinely used on pre-sliced bread loaves. I'm sure I have seen them since the 80s. But they became much rarer for certain.

indomara , to lemmyshitpost in Let the triggering begin

This, is an occlupanid. To read further about the fascinating research on these, see the “Holotypic Occlupanid Research Group” (HORG) website. www.horg.com/horg/

Usernamealreadyinuse ,

Risky click of the day, but darn interesting!

indomara ,

Aren’t humans great sometimes? :)

FlyingSquid ,
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Wait, there’s not just one kind?

indomara ,

Indeed not! Australia has some interesting ones not yet classified, if you come across an occlupanid in your daily life that has not yet been classified and catalogued, you can contact HORG and send them in. :)

FlyingSquid ,
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Mind blown.

Annoyed_Crabby , to lemmyshitpost in Let the triggering begin

Do people under 40 not buying bread?

MacNCheezus OP ,
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They just download it from the cloud nowadays

alquicksilver ,
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Soggy bread sounds terrible. Do they at least keep it in a bread box in the cloud?

Mr_Fish ,

You wouldn’t download a loaf

MacNCheezus OP ,
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I totally would

alquicksilver , to lemmyshitpost in Let the triggering begin
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Ridiculous. I’m only 35 and I can tell that this is obviously a Starburst with a hole punched out.

r00ty Admin ,
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If you were over 40, you'd call them opal fruits!

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