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Potato_in_my_anus , to memes in Lemmy since the reddit collapse

Watching communists/socialists and conservatives/fascists arguing about whose ideology is better

Grabs popcorn…

GarbageShoot ,

Most of those conservatives are Democrats, as the OP also states

ShimmeringKoi ,
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The important thing is that you personally found a way to feel superior to all of them

Wage_slave , to memes in Wow, I'm going to be popu-
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I have a couple press channels subbed on youtube.

I can’t be the only one that finds those videos better than stress balls or causal soup.

MrBakedBeansOnToast ,

For me they get repetitive too quickly. “I wonder what will happen!” “We’ve never done this before!” “Will it get crushed?” “JESUS it got so crushed!!” “That was awesome!” “Please like comment and subscribe”

vis4valentine , to memes in Wow, I'm going to be popu-
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So much waisted potential for Toy Story horror spin offs.

Wage_slave ,
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The real surprise comes when the owner of the press is none other than Sid himself.

He’s done playing with Sally.

Mantis_Toboggan , to memes in Wow, I'm going to be popu-
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It is extreeeemly dangerous and may attack at any time. So we must deal with it.

teft , to risa in Not the captain we deserve but the captain we need
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Where is Sisko with his raktajino?

maegul OP ,
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Well, everyone was hooked on raktajino on DS9, it wasn’t really a Sisko thing.

Ubermeisters , to memes in Is there a problem?

get cropped, you fuck!

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Durk , to memes in This is the way

I mean, this is not really a solution. Poachers don’t do what they do because they’re greedy and hate animals, they do it because they’re poor and have often no other choice but to risk their lives to make a living, and they are probably getting something like 10$ per rhino horn. This is a systematic problem perpetually reinforced by the actual people we should be shooting: the millionaires who hire the poachers. They are the ones destroying the environment, exploiting animals and people and reselling those same rhino horns for ridiculous amounts of money on the black market.

HikingVet ,

Then they should be stealing from the rich. Not killing endangered species.

And at ~ $20000 USD/kg for African and ~400000 USD/kg for Asian, and them not taking the meat. Its definitely for profit and not survival.

radioactiveradio ,

It’s simple math, if you kill animals and get caught you get one maybe up to 10 years in prison. If you kill/steal from a millionaire you get lifetime of troubles and jail and possibly put your family in danger too.

HikingVet ,

Well, it appears trying to kill an Asian Rhino in India is much more dangerous than robbing the rich.

Or did you miss the part that they are killing the poachers?

radioactiveradio ,

“I missed the part where that’s my problem” -Bully Maguire

Nacktmull ,

Exactly, the real solution would be the west allowing disadvantaged countries to develop a functional and stable local economy that provides people with better ways out of poverty than poaching endangered animals.

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

Nah, we of the working class and impoverished are partly responsible for the situation we’re in, because we’re too busy playing the system instead of fighting back like we were supposed to be doing. The result is this: people wiping out popular and beloved species just to get crumbs from their masters. How disgusting.

Marzepansion ,

we should be shooting: the millionaires who hire the poachers

Damn, I was looking forward to eating them. :(

But you’re entirely right. Obviously the poachers do the hunting, but there are people rich enough out there that put a price on rhinos to begin with, they are the real problem. They wouldn’t be hunted if there was no incentive.

argv_minus_one ,

ridiculous amounts of money on the black market

Exactly. These aren’t impoverished farmers doing what’s necessary to live in some semblance of comfort. They’re greedy SOBs who don’t give a rip about anything other than riches. They don’t deserve sympathy.

lambalicious ,

Poachers don’t do what they do because they’re greedy and hate animals, they do it because they’re poor and have often no other choice but to risk their lives to make a living,

Well, they’re risking their lives, they’re losing them in the gamble. No one owes you winning a gamble.

This is a systematic problem perpetually reinforced by the actual people we should be shooting: the millionaires who hire the poachers

Not saying we don’t, I’m all in for shooting a millionaire myself; but that doesn’t detract from still needing to kill the poachers: we can’t leave the reservoires and wild habitats unguarded merely to kill one or two twitter twats, so the job of millionaire killer we have to give to someone else.

ArcaneSlime , to memes in Lemmy since the reddit collapse

Ayyy Krolden! Long time no see, I remember you from the beforetimes! Hope you’ve been doing well!

masquenox , to memes in This is the way

Eco-fascists unite, huh?

How long do any of you idiots upvoting this think it’ll be until these (so-called) “rangers” start selling rhino horn themselves? That is… if they haven’t already and this is really just them clearing out the competition?

DessertStorms ,
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You're telling on yourself with all that projection...

masquenox ,

No. You are. This meme demonstrates how easily first-worlders will slavishly applaud fascist terrorism in the third-world as long as you wrap it up in green capitalism first.

The only thing these privatised death-squads you call “rangers” are doing is waging unrestricted warfare on impoverished brown people while (at best) doing absolutely nothing to hinder the mass-slaughter of wild life or (at worst) simply monopolizing it for their own profit - but you get your “eco-friendly” revenge-porn in exchange, so everything’s cool, right?

DessertStorms ,
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I actually don't disagree with your general point, but the idea (and the fact that your fist thought was) that the rangers will turn around and start poaching rhinos themselves seems like a really odd argument to be making if your aim is the capitalists who create and uphold the industry in the first place.

E: like, you focusing on the rangers is exactly the same as other people focusing on the poachers - neither are in charge and both are there making money for people who would never get their hands dirty.

masquenox ,

that the rangers will turn around and start poaching rhinos themselves

None of this is difficult to understand - it’s no different than the right-wing death squads the US trained to fight their little “War On Drugs” suddenly and not-so-mysteriously ending up the biggest players in the drug-smuggling business.

Who did you think these “rangers” work for? They are pigs - that’s what they are. And like all pigs, profiting from the illegal things they are (supposedly) “preventing” is merely one of the unspoken but universal perks of the job. As long as their violence serves the capitalists that wants to exclusively loot and pillage natural resources, everybody in power will turn a blind eye. And it’s not just the trade in animal parts - don’t be surprised when it’s discovered that these privatized goon squads being lauded in the media for their (supposed) “anti-poaching” activities take their orders from multi-national mining corporations or companies that want to exploit local populations as cheap labor.

emergencyfood ,

I’m Indian, although I live hundreds of kilometres away from the place in question. My very first thought was that these rangers are going to kill innocent people and frame them as poachers. My second thought was that at least a few of them might start poaching themselves.

I hope I’m wrong, maybe this is one of the few such programmes that actually works out, but the history of the Indian forest department does not inspire much confidence. The Forest department was created by the British to protect game from local people, and even today far too many officials treat the indigenous tribals as enemies, rather than as allies in conservation.

If you think I’m being too cynical or melodramatic, you are welcome to read articles and books by Indian ecologists, historians and conservationists such as Madhav Gadgil, Ullas Karanth and Ram Guha.

masquenox ,

I hope I’m wrong,

You’re not.

UlyssesT ,
Henle ,
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Why would they do that I presume they like the rhinos because they are killing people on their behalf

muddi ,

Corruption? Indian rangers are basically police. They’re uniformed and armed, and apparently have orders to kill. ACAB

I was in a car once when the driver accidentally went into a restricted forest area, and he just gave the guards a bribe to let us out without punishment. They’re presumably better than the actual police generally, but in the tribal areas they can be just as bad.

GreenTeaRedFlag ,

taking a bribe because someone kinda broke the law without causing harm is not the same as killing the animals you are supposed to protect, like whole orders of magnitude different.

muddi ,

Yeah I’m not saying those two are the same things. However I read some articles where tribal people and villagers claimed to be shot on sight for wandering into parks, then tortured for protesting this.

My point was just that the sentiment for forest rangers in the US or elsewhere doesn’t necessarily apply to India. The forest department might be more like the Bureau of Indian Affairs in some cases

GreenTeaRedFlag ,

However I read some articles where tribal people and villagers claimed to be shot on sight for wandering into parks, then tortured for protesting this.

that’s interesting. much more compelling than the other things.

masquenox ,

Yanks must like oil corporations - after all, they are killing people on their behalf.

Henle ,
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They do like oil corporations yes.

That’s like what the US is known for. Liking them so much they invade countries

420blazeit69 ,

Right? What a bizarre attempt at a dunk

ShimmeringKoi ,
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Or even just do straight up high seas piracy of oil tankers, like with Venezuela and Iran

Fuckass , (edited )

It’s almost as if accountable killings being backed and cheered on by powerful governments and business interest attracts the wrong crowd. If Jeff Dahmer was stronger and smarter im sure he would’ve applied to similar organizations .

…animalpeopleforum.org/…/can-mercenary-management…

Operation Lock was apparently the first major privately funded African antipoaching project, and may have been the most sinister, not least because poachers may have been among the major beneficiaries of it.

“To implement Operation Lock,” Ellis wrote, “Dr. Hanks commissioned KAS Enterprises Ltd., whose chair was the late Sir David Stirling, the founder of the Special Air Services. Many of the KAS staff were former members of the SAS. The initial aim was to gather intelligence, but it developed into a more ambitious project to employ former SAS men for paramilitary anti-poaching work throughout Southern Africa, and bought equipment from the South African Defense Force. At least £75,000 of Prince Bernhard’s donation was used to buy rhino horn.” As Ellis added, even then it was no secret that “Many of the ivory and horn traffickers in southern Africa” were “also known to deal in drugs, weapons and ammunition, sometimes with the conivance of senior officers of the South African Defence Force.”

Craig Van Note, executive vice president of the WWF subsidiary TRAFFIC, outlined what WWF already knew in a mid-1988 article for Earth Island Journal. “The South African military,” Van Note charged, “has cynically aided the virtual annihilation of the once great elephant herds of Angola. Jonas Savimbi and his UNITA rebel forces in Angola, largely supplied by South Africa, have killed perhaps 100,000 elephants to help finance the 12-year-old conflict. Most of the tusks have been carried out on South African air transports or trucks, although some move through Zaire and Burundi.”

PosadistInevitablity ,
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Think about the kind of person that would sign up to murder other people.

You think they wouldn’t shoot an innocent person for fun?

420blazeit69 ,

Protecting the environment by shooting back at people actively destroying it

is-this “Is this eco-fascism?”

masquenox ,

Oh look… somebody who thought Captain Planet cartoons were actually documentaries!

PosadistInevitablity ,
@PosadistInevitablity@hexbear.net avatar

State power murdering overwhelmingly poor people for a crime that should be a fine at most.

Yes, that is fascism.

Can you give one single reason why this can’t be handled with jail at most? They can’t hunt from inside a jail.

They HAVE to die?

Fuckass ,

These freaks will go gaga over Blackwater and Erik Prince if he rebranded to environmentalism and went around killing villagers in the name of protecting unicorns. Liberals decry communists’ jokes about purges while they’re actively cheering on and financially backing vigilante murders by mercenaries.

Aria ,

Killing poor people to take heat away from rich people is fascism. The heat is coming from people with eco interests. This is eco fascism.

Fuckass ,

Most of the people doing it are not some government organization. They’re often ragtag militias or straight up PMCs posing as environmentalists. In Africa particularly, many of these “anti poaching” militias are owned by former Rhodesian officers

You’ll do a lot more to protect the environment by killing coke executives and giving the money to the villagers nearby so they can stop poaching.

GreenTeaRedFlag ,

Yeah this is a fucking stupid take. I bet those native americans are just trying to dump oil on the land themselves.

Ardipithecus ,
@Ardipithecus@hexbear.net avatar

Did you mean “eco-terrorism?”

masquenox ,

Nope.

Ardipithecus ,
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That would have made slightly more sense…

PosadistInevitablity ,
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This is state power being used to murder undesirables.

That’s fascism. Terrorism would be non state actors

Ardipithecus ,
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Didn’t know that, thanks for the info and thanks to the person who posted that other article.

My confusion with the OCommenter was due to that.

masquenox ,

That’s not true… the term “terrorism” was originally used to describe the actions of states - it’s only due to the media that, for rather obvious reasons, states have been “absolved” from the vastly greater levels of terrorism they commit in contrast to the comparatively minor levels committed by non-state actors.

So yes, this is terrorism. I’t s not “eco-terrorism” (which is mostly a non-issue invented by the media) - it’s bog-standard, common-or-garden-variety fascist terrorism. The kind the media goes out of it’s way to never call terrorism.

masquenox ,

Nope. It wouldn’t.

aaaaaaadjsf ,
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Yeah we have this in South Africa and now some of the “rangers” as you say, are campaigning to sell rhino horn themselves to flood and devalue the market. They say it’s all obtained ethically and all, or captured from the poachers, but I have my doubts.

masquenox ,

Pig is as pig does. There is no reason for doubts.

solidsnake2085 , to memes in Is there a problem?
@solidsnake2085@lemmy.world avatar

Just use Meme Generator on android. It has all the templates and no watermark.

sounddrill ,

Use krita on desktop

It is open source by the good folks from KDE

solidsnake2085 ,
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My wife uses Krita on her drawing pad.

Vuraniute ,
@Vuraniute@thelemmy.club avatar

Even better, use GIMP because Krita was intended to be a drawing software and GIMP was intended to be a photo editing software.

sounddrill ,

I tried gimp, didn’t like it much

Felt right at home with krita

Samsy ,

It has some pro templates too, but guess what, just use a bigger one and crop it out after.

oatscoop ,

Use MS paint like a civilized person.

hglman , to programmer_humor in Father material

No one who wants to write brainfuck would admit they need help.

magic_lobster_party ,

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superkret ,

ah, yes
nods knowingly

ImpossibleRubiksCube ,

You forgot to carry your two.

LeateWonceslace ,

Which is ironic, because everyone who writes it needs help. I’ve been thinking about learning it to show off how mentally healthy I am.

thepianistfroggollum ,

Why not learn COBOL if you hate yourself?

nyan ,

'Cause COBOL might actually get you a job? Esoteric languages can’t even do that, so you have to hate yourself worse than COBOL if you’re going to learn brainfuck.

“Worse than COBOL.” This is a terrifying concept. 😱

hglman ,

Brainfuck is dead easy to learn, its incredibly hard to use.

leviosa ,
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brainfuck is a member of an exclusive club of languages where it’s much easier to write a compiler for it than to read a program written in it.

snor10 ,

It’s exclusive for a reason.

SaintWacko ,

Do they really need to? It’s sort of a cry for help on its own 😛

Nioxic ,

My guess woild be… only chatgpt can do it.

And honestly, thats good enough

MonkderZweite , to memes in Breakfasts from around the world!

Butterbrot. You know where.

PlaidBaron , to lemmyshitpost in How fleeting are human passions
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Reject humanity. Return to duck.

DessertStorms , to memes in This is the way
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Fuck poachers, don't get me wrong, but fucking hell, I wish people had the same kind of energy when it came to billionaires, who are literally responsible for the deaths of millions of humans (by virtue of hoarding so many resources as well as creating and maintaining a system that relies on exploitation and suffering to benefit them and only them).

If only society cared about oppressed and marginalised people as much as it does about cute animals.

Duamerthrax , (edited )

Society doesn’t care about cute or endangered animals. The rangers represent a minority.

DessertStorms ,
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Society doesn’t care about cure or endangered animals

That's bullshit.
I'd agree that not enough people care, but significantly more people care about cute endangered animals than they do marginalised and oppressed human beings.

It doesn't take a study to see the difference in attitudes and engagement (though studies have been done, feel free to invest your own time looking them up).

The fact that you've responded to me to focus on the animals but not on the people my comment is actually about is a perfect illustration of my point.

Duamerthrax ,

The fact that you’ve responded to me to focus on the animals but not on the people my comment is actually about is a perfect illustration of my point.

That’s all a narrative you created in your head. Besides, many of the same solutions that would protect endangered species would also protect marginalized people. You’re trying to make this into a Trolley Dilemmas for some reason. Who do you think are the ones buying dick powder made form Rhino horns?

TopShelfVanilla ,

Your attitude is the only real reason for any gun control in America.

DessertStorms ,
@DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

Yes - the rich and powerful don't want those they oppress and exploit to rise up against them.

TopShelfVanilla ,

Wow, watch me get down voted by all the redditors flooding the site. Wish they would take their bootlicking back where they came from if they enjoy the oppression so much

HikingVet ,

What the fuck are you on about?

TopShelfVanilla ,

If you really don’t know, then you probably can’t understand. If you’re being ironic, you missed and hit moronic.

HikingVet ,

Well it’s hard to grasp someone’s point when they don’t actually articulate it.

explodicle ,

His down votes must be because of redditors, so he doesn’t even CARE what they think! 😭

c0mbatbag3l ,
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Bro, your opinion is like the majority of reddit are you high?

TopShelfVanilla ,

What opinion? The only reason any piece of gun legislation has ever passed is to keep minorities and poors from arming themselves against oppression. That’s fact. Reddit is a bootlicking hellscape of do nothing liberals who want dasy government and mommy corporate to keep them safe and busy.

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

My guy, it’s okay if you get downvoted here. This instance blocks brigading trolls so they’re likely legit.

I’ve been downvoted here on like two comments so far and I really, really don’t care. You can manifest the same attitude within.

TopShelfVanilla ,

Oh I’m not mad, just saw the instant emotional response to a simple statement of fact and it felt like I was back in the centrist circle jerk again.

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

I think it’s safe to just call that the human condition at this point

TopShelfVanilla ,

Yeah it’s whatever. I’m not here looking for friends, especially not in a meme community.

toxicbubble ,

do you eat animals?

CurlyMoustache ,
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Only rhino burgers or long cooked stews made from endangered animals

STUPIDVIPGUY ,

shark fin stew, mmm one of my favorites!

radau ,

Great rebuttal lmao

pivot_root ,

Incredible. Even PITA migrated during the great Reddit exodus.

nostradiel ,
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My man! (y)

Zerush , to memes in Breakfasts from around the world!
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