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lseif , to memes in Were back baby!

when lemmy goes down, you use an alt on a different instance.

when r*ddit goes down, you go outside.

lseif , to memes in No context

can bidet fanatics just leave people alone? im sure they are better, not everyone has the money or time to install one. also, i have a feeling they just dont know how to wipe properly.

MostlyGibberish ,

I mean, that goes both ways. As an American, and especially as a guy, I often get sideways looks when I mention I have a bidet. If you can’t or won’t try it out, fine, but people are really acting like it’s strange to clean yourself off using water.

ExLisper ,

Move to Spain. Every apartment has a bidet here. It’s as normalized as a jam stand in your kitchen.

Donebrach ,
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You live in a sad, small-minded reality, friend. Enjoy your needlessly poopy butt-hole.

cosmicrookie ,
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They don’t have to be actual installations. You can mount one on to you toilet for less than $30 although I’d suggest spending a bit more

ElBarto , to memes in Oof
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My watch gave up on me and would patronize me when I walked to the fridge by saying “Congratulations” for just walking down the hall.

appel OP ,

I think I had that one as well. With the fireworks and everything? Yikes dawg…

ElBarto ,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah, it puts on a big show about it, I thought it was funny the first few times, but it became an asshole about it, standing up triggered it once.

Zerush , to memes in No context
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There are some people…

https://file.coffee/u/Y2pAt_gRnT4L89Cij5ZMz.jpg

Dr_Fetus_Jackson ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/43d8cc1c-a405-4a59-8e51-94dc1a379497.jpeg

wowwoweowza , to memes in Were back baby!

I guess we were all there.

Does anyone know what happened?

7bicycles , to memes in No context

zizek-theory

but genuinely he has a bit about this. toilet habits are oddly politically important

Zerush , to memes in Were back baby!
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It’s because Monday hangover after the holidays

https://file.coffee/u/C9_W9SS3nxnLyj_Gn4wJs.jpg

jlow ,

Awww, server such a cutie!

conorab ,

It’s running KDE, what do you expect? 😛

Grayox OP , (edited ) to memes in Were back baby!
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It may have actually been 502 error, but i already made the meme, oh well.

SuperRecording , to memes in No context

‘stream of water’ is wrong characterization, it’s about a power-washing jet – blast off those poo particles

pinkdrunkenelephants , to memes in No context

Who wants to tell them wet wipes exist?

MaxHardwood ,

Don’t flush wet wipes.

ReakDuck ,

I wondered why, till I temember that the wet wipes I bought half a year ago mentioned it had no plastics and were safe to flush I think.

I dont use wet wipes anyway but I guess when they tell you its ok then its ok, right?

kungkungblabak , to memes in No context
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@dessalines lemmy.ml down?

heyfrancis ,
@heyfrancis@mastodon.social avatar

It is still down

@kungkungblabak @dessalines

kenwebdevbtw ,
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@heyfrancis @kungkungblabak @dessalines It's still down, unfortunately.

dessalines OP ,

Back up now.

djasee ,

having a hard time finding other leninists here. your name suggests your familiar with the Haitian revolution. What about the Cuban Revolution of '59? ¡Siempre poder a la gente! ml

MacNCheezus , to memes in MACHETE
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Unless the other guy brought a gun to the knife fight.

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/e3ec9c62-0a84-4d34-8966-f959adf0bd16.jpeg

dauerstaender , to memes in MACHETE

CLLAAARRRKKKSSSOOOOOOOOOON!

SturgiesYrFase , to memes in No context
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My old flatmate would shower after every. single. shit. Which was fine in the afternoon/evening. But we got up for work at the same time, and he’d take 20mins in the shower plus 10-15 pooping. Which meant I’d have to be up an hour earlier than I needed to be to be able to poop in the morning…

Da_Boom , to memes in Playing an unsupported file
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Me: cycling through every media players I have installed until I get one that plays the video properly.

VLC, MPV, MPlayer, Parole, etc

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