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Ddhuud , to programmerhumor in What reading legacy code feels like

You get used to it, I don’t even see the code, All I see is blond, brunette, redhead

mercano , to programmerhumor in The flag for Arlington, Virginia could easily pass for the logo of a pure functional programming language
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I’m assuming it supposed to represent Arlington’s location within the original square District of Columbia, before the Virginia portion was retroceded back to the state.

HardlightCereal , to programmerhumor in how am i still single?

Girls don’t wanna work in CS because CS boys always be treating the class like a hookup scene. And it’s not every boy, but if there’s 2 girls and 20 boys in the class, and 10% of the boys are being creeps, then you’ve already got a problem.

Parents have gotta stop teaching their sons to see class as a dating opportunity. On campus, sure, but not in the classroom.

Maxb0tbeep , to programmerhumor in What reading legacy code feels like
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enchantment table

AverageCakeSlice , to programmerhumor in A helpful mnemonic

This is legitimately helpful. What on earth are the acronyms actually supposed to stand for?

Salix ,
  • c = create
  • z = use gzip
  • f = file
  • x = extract
Tolstoshev , to programmerhumor in What reading legacy code feels like

Coming back to my own code 6 months later, also.

zqwzzle , to programmerhumor in JSchizophrenia

Is this not classified as child abuse?

TerryTPlatypus ,

Of course not, by the time they’re 3 they will be able to communicate in 10 programming languages

ozoned ,
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I actually had an argument while in college with my Comp Sci advisor. I argued I shouldn’t have to take a foreign language, that I couldn’t pass, because I was learning so many programming languages. They didn’t buy it. I didn’t complete the program. :-D lol

lka1988 , to programmerhumor in A helpful mnemonic

That’s… Not a bad idea…

DichotoDeezNutz , to programmerhumor in JSchizophrenia
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Title is bad but meme made me lol

tehBishop , to programmerhumor in A helpful mnemonic

An old meme was GYAHHHh.tar.gz which is basically the same thing but with Arnold.

yogthos OP ,
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A classic

MajinBlayze , to programmerhumor in What reading legacy code feels like

Aurebesh font?

SpaceNoodle ,

Nope, Standard Galactic Alphabet from Commander Keen

darcy ,
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err its from minecrafts!!!

tiny_electron , to programmerhumor in No one hates programming languages as much as programmers

“there are 2 types of programming languages: those which are hated and those which are not used” - someone probably

jaybirrd ,
  • Albert “Confucius” Einstein
KSPAtlas , to programmerhumor in JSchizophrenia
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Haskell for babies

PixelAlchemist , to programmerhumor in JSchizophrenia

Can we please not bring the “JS bad” humor here please? That joke is so tired.

rikudou ,

Sorry what? You want to deny them telling one of the 3 jokes they know?

DarkenLM ,

Time to shoot down the other two.

Let the New Age bloom on this new, promising land!

1stTime4MeInMCU ,

Do you think it’s good or are you just tired of hearing about it

PixelAlchemist ,

I mean objectively the language has fundamental problems. I don’t think anybody would fight you on that, but all programming languages have quirks. Modern JS definitely isn’t as bad as the frequency of the joke warrants. And if the demographic of this community is anything like the other site, it’s largely comprised of 1st and 2nd year CS Students who have only ever written in whatever language their curriculum teaches (Python or Java).

regular_human ,
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Sure but have you considered JS bad?

PixelAlchemist ,

Well when you put it that way…

sjm ,

Agreed, it’s incredibly tedious. It also creates a really toxic “oh, we’re real programmers over here, JS devs suck” kinda vibe which can be incredibly unwelcoming especially to newer devs who might be seeking a community.

erogenouswarzone ,
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For real.

I think the “real” programmers are scared because you can now do basically anything in js/ts, and they’re going to have to learn something they’ve always looked down on.

With web assembly coming fast a lot of these people are going to start realizing it would be nice to have a cheaper, js-only developer on hand. Then mgmt is going to realize they can have more developers that aren’t total pains in the ass. And so long “real” programmers.

Then, some day, I think js will be the only language - or something like js.

jared , to programmerhumor in JSchizophrenia
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Kid beer!

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