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fernandu00 , to memes in My GF on my birthday

Oh she’s a keeper

iamdanno ,

I don’t understand the sentiment. Any dumbass can buy socks. It’s a thoughtless present. How about get me something I really want?

Kolanaki , to programmerhumor in Using Windows be like
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I simply leave TPM disabled in my BIOS and I never have to worry.

iByteABit , to programmerhumor in Ordered a cake with no message.

Rust cake:

None

darcy ,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

no it would throw an error on msg.unwrap()

girltwink , (edited ) to programmerhumor in how am i still single?

I work on software that you’re probably using right now, and my company is like 60% women. It’s wonderful. We spend a lot of our (very few) meetings talking about our feelings, discussing hair and skincare, and gossiping about each other’s love lives. The inter-team drama sometimes gets pretty funny though. We’ve been in a passive-aggressive fued with another team since some time last year.

It’s also extremely gay. Everyone always says they love working with me, but all i do is go around flirting with my work crushes and having fun.

akariii ,

that sounds awsome and cute!

pimeys ,

Hell yeah! Do you need any Rust engineers and where can I apply?

girltwink ,

Sadly no, but we’re writing tons of go!

The2b , to world in Climate change is a hoax /s

My favorite was my aunt going straight from “climate change is a myth” to “well we can’t do anything about it, so why bother doing anything at this point” like my sister in Christ WE MADE THE CHANGE

lntl , to linux in Terminal emulator features and compatibility
@lntl@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I guess they haven’t heard of .Xresources?

nothacking , to programmerhumor in how am i still single?

And now you know why programmer socks are a thing.

monobot ,

Go to Yoga and dance classes.

Techpriest , to cat in Naìled it.

One does not simply… <Insert Boromir Picture here> Own a cat.

hypnotoad__ OP , to futurama in no time left to post memes
@hypnotoad__@lemmy.ml avatar

Gutsy question. You are a shark. Sharks are winners. And they don’t look back. Because they don’t have necks. Necks are for sheep.

partial_accumen , to futurama in no time left to post memes

“You don’t worry about ‘blank’. Let me worry about ‘blank’.”

Jonna , to cat in Naìled it.

Does she look like a cat “owner” to you?

someguy3 , to futurama in the community is alive!

Did something happen to the other community?

hypnotoad__ OP ,
@hypnotoad__@lemmy.ml avatar

I was referencing how the community wasn’t posting much until the recent request for activity.

mofojed , to futurama in the community is alive!

Yeah, well, I’m going to go and build my own community! With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the community!

zgasma , to futurama in no time left to post memes

My only regret…

hypnotoad__ OP ,
@hypnotoad__@lemmy.ml avatar

Is that I have…

Mordachai_Shedbacon ,

…boneitis…

teft , to futurama in Every time I ask a person if they're into Futurama, "no what's that?"

“Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?”

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