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drktrts , to programmerhumor in All modern digital infrastructure

i’m facing this dilemma right now. We require a library that hasn’t been updated in two years with a maintainer/developer that’s no where to be seen. But it’s really the only solution aside from building something from scratch or forking. This is for an enterprise level peice of software/spaghetti from a top 3 company in the industry…and super normal to see happen regularly.

ArtVandelay , to programmerhumor in All modern digital infrastructure
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Reminds me of nginx

catsup ,

Nginx is a massive project with thousands of stars on github

ArtVandelay , (edited )
@ArtVandelay@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, but it was created by one guy to solve a problem at work, and he maintained it solo for a while.

linuxiac.com/nginx-author-step-back-from-the-comp…

neoney , to programmerhumor in JavaScript Drinking Game
@neoney@lemmy.neoney.dev avatar

npmdrinkinggame.party

QuazarOmega , to programmerhumor in non-deterministic finite automata being relatable

This is too advanced, where is my code monkey humor??

/s (but I still don’t know what those words together mean)

Napain OP ,

the joke is that it just sounds funny, like PHARDNESS

QuazarOmega ,

Ohh ok lmao, I thought the joke was something very technical

nyxerus , to programmerhumor in 0.1 + 0.2

But why

MsFlammkuchen ,

Floating point arithmetic

Basically, every floating point number represents a range of numbers. Which can lead to small errors like this. It has also to do with trying to represent a decimal number in binary, which works fine for integers but not for rational numbers.

BoneDaddy , to programmerhumor in Updating dependencies

lemmy 0.18.1

_s10e , to programmerhumor in LMAO THEY GOT BUSTED

They should have replied:

0 rows changed. OK.

Or:

BOT.EXE: Command not found

just to see if the other guy keeps trying.

flippant_gibberish , to programmerhumor in What non-programmers think programmers do

Coding with chat GPT

evmexa42 , to programmerhumor in so scary
@evmexa42@sh.itjust.works avatar

and then you just press the power button

OhSnapKracklePopped , to piracy in Ahoy ye scalliwags from /r/piratedgames and /r/piracy 👋

Ah, this feels… nice. Good to be here! https://beehaw.org/pictrs/image/53748775-2a75-4084-a952-7699b2b8099c.jpeg

TheElectroness , to programmerhumor in so scary

If you think vim is bad for this, try dte :P

TheElectroness , to programmerhumor in Optimized Code

I assumed, at first, that it was somehow falling through the infinite loop and accidentally runnning the unreachable function, but it clearly explicitly runs it in the assembler generated…

<pre style="background-color:#ffffff;">
<span style="color:#323232;">10f4: 48 8d 3d d5 00 00 00  lea    0xd5(%rip),%rdi        # 11d0 <_Z11unreachablev>
</span><span style="color:#323232;">10fb: ff 15 b7 2e 00 00     call   *0x2eb7(%rip)        # 3fb8 <__libc_start_main@GLIBC_2.34>
</span>

how odd.

edit: ah, it’s called from __start, which suggests that main is being elided entirely by the optimiser, and somehow ‘unreachable’ is simply becoming a defacto ‘main’

robcee , to reddit in The Apollo dev banned and removed all my comments suggesting Lemmy as an alternative to reddit.

well, I saw your comment and made it here, so at least one happy customer was served.

Kind of short-sighted by Christian to do this. He could put up an instance, make an Apollo update (not trivial) and migrate a bunch of users onto Lemmy. Getting a decent percentage of Apollo users over here would be good for a producer of a popular app based client. I’d wager operating his own instance would end up being cheaper than Reddit’s API fees. He could even benefit from donations to keep his servers running.

Everybody wins in this hypothetical, magical, free business idea.

dessalines OP ,

Sweet, glad to have you.

I don’t mind the ban too much as I don’t use reddit often, but it’s probably indicative that the developer plans to stay with reddit. Our door is always open to him if he changes his mind tho.

sovietknuckles , to programmerhumor in so scary

<C-z>
kill %

TheElectroness , 
<pre style="background-color:#ffffff;">
<span style="color:#323232;">[1] + suspended (tty output) vim
</span>
linuxtube , to asklemmy in A response to goosefetisch

Could any of you genocide deniers make an argument about why the people of Xinjiang should stay in their concentration camps without bringing up America’s past sins?

Isn’t it totally possible America is evil and so is China?

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