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EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted , to memes in it's gross
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I…don’t get it.

flicker ,

In German, “groß” (pronounced the same way as “gross” in English) means “large.”

starchylemming ,

it only works on paper for its pronounced ever so slightly differently. you could say it doesnt fit

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

you could say it doesnt fit

That’s what she said?

hessenjunge ,

It can be spelled the same but is never pronounced the same. Your girlfriend needs to be texting you for this joke to work.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Lol, that’s funny. Thanks for explaining!

AndrasKrigare ,

“Gross” means “large” in English

H1jAcK , to memes in it's gross

Ich habe einen großen Bleistift

ComradePorkRoll ,

I don’t speak pretzel, but I’m pretty sure this is a lie.

tja ,
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Gladaed , to memes in is a hot dog a sandwich

Stuffed crust is actually sushi tho.

meekah ,
@meekah@lemmy.world avatar

only in a single slice. if we’re looking at the whole pizza pie, it’s a calzone in a circle around a toast.

BluesF ,

I don’t believe that a torus is homeomorphic to a cube, so in fact the stuffed crust is not adequately explained by the cube model. We can approximate the stuffed crust by modelling either as sushi or calzone and receive adequate results.

InputZero ,

The sushi model is more robust as it more accurately defines the thermal dynamics of the stuffed crust system. A calzone model includes closed off face, while the faces can be pinched to an infinitesimal point to create a stuffed crust like pizza. Those faces still introduce a thermal graduate to the cheese and won’t replicate the results of when we cook our awesome pizza. If instead we permit the sushi model to exist in non-eucludian space we can accurately define a stuffed crust pizza with the sushi model by bending our dimensions. As a result of this the cheese-face interface is better described however it also must exclude the calzone model for describing a stuffed crust pizza.

Thank you for coming to my bullshit TED talk.

BluesF , (edited )

I realise that we have thus far only considered the crust as a separate entity, which is of course toroidal (and for which we should evidently add a new form to the model for - I would propose the ‘doughnut’), however the full pizza with a stuffed crust is not - it has no hole. By compressing the centre of a calzone until the top and bottom faces meet we reach the full stuffed crust pizza. Perhaps we’ve been wrong all along…

InputZero ,

By George I think you have it! Using radial coordinates and a calzone model a pizza is toast but a stuffed crust pizza is a calzone. How could I have never seen this before?! It’s brilliant!

jonsnothere ,

I guess the question is whether or not the exposed sides are integral to sushi or not, and I think they are. It’s like the ‘how many holes does a straw have’ all over again Edit: nevermind they said slice. So yes, definitely sushi. Although the jury is still out on a full stuffed crust pizza, or a jelly filled donut for that matter.

Froyn , to memes in Catch me outside

Fork around and find out

sundray ,

Forking in public? What has this world come to?

massive_bereavement ,
@massive_bereavement@kbin.social avatar

This looks like a fork on the road.

SkybreakerEngineer ,

:(){ :|:& };:

Limeey , to memes in MACHETE

I’m know it’s a meme, but a lot of people actually live like this. It’s part of that insanity of fear that people live in. “Except one” implies that it’s inevitable that you’ll be attacked in the night.

It’s just like the psychos who stock up on guns, they’re positive that “it’s only a matter of time”

People are fuckin stupid

flamingo_pinyata ,

It’s not paranoia if they are really after you

geogle ,
@geogle@lemmy.world avatar

It could still be paranoia

dynamo ,

Better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it.

Long as you don’t go overboard, i think it’s perfectly reasonable to have something to defend yourself with. Granted, i would think a reasonable amount of guns to have for home defence would be 1, but i’m european so i dunno

BolexForSoup , to memes in No context
@BolexForSoup@kbin.social avatar

All I’m seeing is someone who upvotes what they agree with and downvotes what they disagree with lol

funkajunk ,
@funkajunk@lemm.ee avatar

Doesn’t everyone do that?

BolexForSoup ,
@BolexForSoup@kbin.social avatar

I don’t lol it’s a terrible way to operate. It’s common unfortunately but it’s not supposed to be how it works.

Timecircleline ,

The original purpose was to upvote comments that added to the conversation and down vote those that didn’t.

funkajunk ,
@funkajunk@lemm.ee avatar

Intent vs. actual use can vary wildly.

The guillotine was invented as a convenient way to slice your melons, but it was unfortunately misused.

wolfshadowheart ,

Unfortunately? Sounds like you’re a French bourgeoisie who needs an appointment with a guillotine!

lugal , to memes in Lies and Slander

There are only three historians?

AlpacaChariot ,

Victors write the history

lugal ,

Yes and apparently there are only three of them

UnRelatedBurner ,

they don’t write about themselves

AlpacaChariot ,

Wikipedia doesn’t lie!

mumblerfish ,

If that was presented as fact, in a discussion among political ideologies it would be a very messy discussion.

RymdLord ,

They have searched for Victor

jack ,

What? That doesn’t make any sense

lugal ,

And history is written by Victors

Ephera OP ,

Well, at least only three who write things down. I don’t know what the others are doing…

captainjaneway ,
@captainjaneway@lemmy.world avatar

Reading

Sky_Lobster , to memes in Billionaire has never heard of the Streisand effect.

Who dis?

mp3 ,
@mp3@lemmy.ca avatar
ringwraithfish ,

So they removed an article for the world because of a lawsuit in one country?

Facebones , to memes in IDF be like

"That’s exactly what Hamas would say!"

  • IDF
iraq_lobster ,

💯 👌

420stalin69 , to memes in The Nordic Model

There is no Nordic model. The Nordics have substantially different economic histories and have developed in different ways at different times. Finland was poor until really very recently, Denmark was and still is a colonial exploiter, Norway got oil rich, Iceland was a haven for bankers and tax cheats, and Sweden only saw a recent blip of social progress from the 40s into the 70s and then destroyed the labor movement that built those gains over the previous 20 years with the impressive equality achieved in that period rapidly eroding back to the 1920s when you look at disparate investment in education and other ways of funneling public benefits to the already wealthy. And don’t forget that Sweden are colonial bastards towards the Sami as well, and still are looting their way through those spoils for resource wealth.

Anyone who tells you there even is a Nordic model is a fucking idiot.

yesdogishere , to linux_gaming in Epic Games CEO Tim Sweeney was asked by Verge why there is no support for the Steam Deck for Fortnite

tim sweeney is a fuckwit. all directors need to have their salaries reduced to ordinary worker level. if they do not want the job, then give the job to an ordinary worker.

Da_Boom , to memes in something's wrong, I can feel it
@Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

Meanwhile me: wakes up 20 minutes before my alarm every morning, needing to pee: “another morning, another bathroom, another power nap”

Philharmonic3 , to memes in My cousin said the gas savings for a prius and a motorcycle were the same.

I ride the subway. Checkmate

Nindelofocho ,

How do you commute on a sandwhich?

Philharmonic3 ,

Decadently

grayman ,

So coal powered. Awesome.

HiddenLayer5 , to programmerhumor in Too much detail in this error message from EA

If all the corporations can just stop trying to be cute in their error messages, that would be great. This is literally worse than “ERROR: Unknown Error” because this goes out of its way to taunt you while still giving you no actionable information.

pomodoro_longbreak ,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

I will say that at least it has an error code. So you can actually look it up

MrScottyTay ,

Depends if this cure message is a psuedonym for the real message. Kind of you have a different quip for each one, then reporting it the Devs will know what the issue is but any bad actors won’t be able to try and discern cause and effect from any exploits they are trying (or at least make it harder)

ILikeBoobies ,

I see nothing wrong with it

How can the client know the back end issue

And

What’s the point of giving it to the end user

Any fix would be the user contacting the company and the error code is there. Follow ups would be a traceroute

NocturnalEngineer , to programmerhumor in Too much detail in this error message from EA

The network… In the cloud… It does mysterious things!

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