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TQuid , to memes in Environmentalist :D

I see good trigger discipline, I upvote.

wwaxwork , to cat in Cat-holicism

She thinks of the toys as her babies. Do they squeak? That can often trigger that reaction from female cats.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Ours jingle, but yeah. She mostly goes after bras tho

Tangent5280 ,

Do the bras meow?

entropicshart , to memes in As an owner of children, I approve this message

Everyone acting like they weren’t a kid themselves at some point in life. Get over yourself and stfu.

randomperson ,

Daddict moment

Honytawk ,

I was never a kid on a plane no. My parents knew how awful it is to bring small kids on flights.

MaoWasRight ,

Give me one single person on this post that is “acting like they weren’t a kid themselves at some point in life”.

Just one.

Or are you fighting with ghosts?

chaogomu , (edited ) to patientgamers in They might do a remake so it's time to buy Oblivion on PC in case it becomes unavailable

I wouldn't mind a remake, provided they did it correctly.

See, earlier games talked about Tamriel (edit; Cyrodiil), it was described as being a dense, bamboo filled jungle, The empire was described as being sort of like Rome, but with an ancient Chinese bent.

In other words, nothing like the generic European fantasy land that we actually got.

Imagine a claustrophobic jungle where adventure is just on the other side of the tree line. You could stumble on to hidden temples and cozy villages.

Sadly, that would require more than one type of tree texture. Otherwise, it would be a wall of blandness for the entire game, and if you're doing a wall of blandness, you might as well open things up so that the player can see the horizon.

the_great_period ,

This is why Morrowind sucked me in back in the day. Huge-ass mushrooms everywhere. Weird floating jellyfish and all manner of bizarre creatures from top to bottom. It was so foreign and different, it was amazing.

I played TES Online briefly and the uniqueness of Morrowind was incredibly stark. Every other zone is just standard European fantasy. And that’s fine, but what originally pulled me into the series was the strangeness of Morrowind. It was truly unique.

It’s a bit sad to me that they brought the series way back into the standard fantasy fare.

sugar_in_your_tea ,

Yeah, that’s probably why I bounced off of Skyrim. I skipped Oblivion, so I came in expecting an interesting environment and it was just standard European fantasy for the most part.

ArbitraryValue , (edited ) to memes in Nom nom

I’m a New Yorker and this is slander. A few bad apples bring up the average, but most of us bite fewer than a thousand people a year.

(Are you counting incidences of biting or individual bites? Like if I just eat a tourist, is that one biting or many bites?)

phar ,

It’s a tourist, doesn’t count as bites.

nogrub ,

i heard new york state really likes to bite small business owners

Ram_The_Manparts , to memes in Can you Americans pass the test?
@Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net avatar

West Taiwan smuglord

Klear , to memes in Berry Club

This is nuts!

Nacktmull ,

Said the strawberry

sirico ,
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

Unlike peanuts which are legumes

UlyssesT , to memes in 🙃😵💀

We need a Marx-as-Clippy emoji for “it seems that it may be time to improve society somewhat. Would you like help with that?” marx-hi

Zyansheep ,

Ooh, perhaps also a George-as-Clippy emoji?

Zoboomafoo ,
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Marx-as-Clippy recommends fixing spelling mistakes by deleting the document and starting over

KaiReeve , to memes in 🙃😵💀

Skip 1 meal to save money

Skip 2 meals to lose weight

Skip all 3 meals and end world hunger

It’s just that simple.

Duamerthrax ,

I think you’re suppose to start a revolution after missing three meals. I think the people on wallstreet forgot that.

Selmafudd , to cat in Flipping the script

Mine does the same thing every morning, sits at her bowl, I open the cupboard door and pull out bag of food, start to tip it and as soon as the first tiny biscuit hits the bowl she fucking dives into it, her head pushing the bag away stopping me for adding more food so she snaps up the 10 or 12 that I managed to get in the bowl, then the other 10 or 12 that fell around the floor and then looks up at me and meows and I just stare back at her wondering if today is the day I stop owning a cat

SolarNialamide ,

Is she food obsessed the whole day or just in the morning? One of my cats was like that, the whole day, and it turned out she actually had worms (my fault, I didn’t think it was necessary to deworm an indoor cat), and now that it’s treated she is very chill with food.

Selmafudd ,

No just the mornings

hakase , to lemmyshitpost in That'll be another 10B plus tips, thanks 🇺🇸

Yeah, because there definitely isn’t a reason why Israel sending troops to other Middle Eastern countries would be a bad idea. It’s definitely just because they’re a bad ally.

iterable , to reddit in Just deleted my reddit account, along with all my posts and comments.
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Doesn’t fully delete. I was still able to find old comments. It gets rid of most. Also reddit is known to restore deleted posts and comments now. Week after I deleted everything was restored automatically.

INHALE_VEGETABLES ,

Post racist conspiracy theories until your scrubbed from the site, it’s your only hope.

Legal advice.

Diabolo96 ,

Using the the N word for good /jk

Rolive ,

Ni!

Diabolo96 ,

agara Falls.

Appoxo , (edited )
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Actual unethical but nuclear LPT:
Just post a video of something cruel or with shock value you found online^(or do it yourself…I won’t judge). IMO not so different than racist stuff
create outrage
???
profit (and get banned)

Edit: I do not condone animal cruelty.
Edit2: In essence: Post something bad on Reddit to get the attention from Admins to get banned site wide. That should hide your comments from anywhere your username is related to.
Just don’t post something to bad, so that it will be reported to the authorities.

HotBoxghost2743 ,
@HotBoxghost2743@lemmy.ml avatar

All I had to do was report a pedophile with direct proof to get me banned and it got them a temp 7 day ban -_-.

Reddit is disgusting

INHALE_VEGETABLES ,

wtf - we’re gonna need the full story there…

HotBoxghost2743 , (edited )
@HotBoxghost2743@lemmy.ml avatar

Some dude admitted to grooming a girl and having sex and a relationship with a 16 year old dude is 27 so I reported it on an alt account

Now keep in mind I am banned from reddit like IP banned so I got on a new account through a VPN and reported this person. This report came back and they temp backend them for 7 days and I woke up the next morning getting perma banned

Now obviously there’s a reason why I was permanently banned for the 12th time but I keep doing this to piss them off and prove a point

I report accounts like these and harass the people and scare them off reddit

All I did was try to keep people safe and that’s why I’m banned.

Some dude also admitted to jerking off into a girl’s water bottle at the gym when she walked away then he admitted to watching her drink it

Like… Wtf is wrong with people and why do they get away with this shit

Look at what I just posted in this sub. I got a lot worse stuff as well

INHALE_VEGETABLES ,

The jizz in the water sounds like bullshit tbh… If anyone doesn’t notice a load in their water bottle they are far too familiar with the taste of it lol.

TheCheddarCheese , to memes in I am famous round these here parts
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Thanks for the donation, mr. BiggerAnimeTiddies!

Venus , to memes in I love democracy
@Venus@hexbear.net avatar

I’ve always thought this would be a great idea. Play everything 100% straight but the actors are completely miscast. Give me Terry Crews as Snow White and I’ll actually go see a movie for the first time in like 10 years

luthis ,

I’d totally see it if it was 100% serious, except it’s Terry as Snow White.

DocMcStuffin , to lemmyshitpost in Treat yo self
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MajorHavoc ,

This has got to be from Dead Like Me? I don’t remember this moment, but it feels like a scene from Dead Like Me.

visak ,

Yep. Pretty sure I remember it from there. Shame that show lost its creator and went downhill.

DocMcStuffin ,
@DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah it’s Dead Like Me.

spoilerAfter George was killed by the flaming ballistic toilet seat, her sister developed an obsession.

MajorHavoc ,

Right! That jogs my memory. Thank you!

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