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Korne127 , to lemmyshitpost in Do not.
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If the job is done, where is the problem?

uis ,
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Miserer should put people into misery. Miserers are not happy when someone is not miserable.

gamermanh , to lemmyshitpost in Do not.
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Sounds like staff is gonna train the racoons

You get work done for you, they get trash. Win/win

Touching_Grass , to memes in Hmmmm

Let’s 👏 give 👏 Isreal 👏 to 👏 journalist 👏 replaced 👏 by 👏 AI 👏

Grumpy ,

I don’t really care what the contents are. If someone’s using excessive emojis or doing this stupid clapping shit, that’s a down vote for me.

Klear ,

Username checks out.

UrPartnerInCrime ,

User 👏 Grump 👏 has 👏 a 👏 fantastic 👏 point 👏👏

Zuberi ,
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Something about the 💩justworks instance makes people instantly have🗡 up their 🍑.

elint ,

They have a dagger up their pussy?

Karyoplasma ,

Unicode description says “dagger knife” up their “peach”.

President_Pyrus , to memes in Double standards or something, I don't know...
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Tasteless

EmperorHenry , to lemmyshitpost in Magical world
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A human brain is just anxiety meat!

Grass ,

You have solved the entire universe for me

EmperorHenry ,
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Roanoke gaming is the guy I heard refer to human brains as “anxiety meat”

Cruxifux , to memes in Accurate.

Ah enshittification, making me not want to pay for your shitty services every god damn time.

AlexSup21 ,

This is my new favorite word.

dingus , to memes in I'm not your friend, guh!
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I’m not your Tuber, Spud!

ummthatguy ,
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I’m not your spud, tater!

dingus ,
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I’m not your tater, murphy!

shiftymccool ,

I not your spud, fry!

norgur , to memes in AAAAAA and so on
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Sänk juh for träwelling

PostingPenguin ,

Ah! The wise guys!

But isn’t this an italian train? Or do they just have the same carriages as the germans?

norgur ,
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That looks like a two story German regional train.

SubArcticTundra ,
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Yup, was just gonna say. I know exactly the position this shot was taken in in one of those double decker trains

PostingPenguin ,

I stand corrected. I just almost never go into the second story, since the part of my regular trip, that has a second story is only 5-10 minutes. ^^

kamen , to memes in Music too

I still buy CDs. Do I listen to them directly? No, I rip them and go with the FLACs, but it’s still nice to have something physical, especially if buying directly from the artist (e.g. at a concert).

hal_5700X ,
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and you have a physical backup.

kamen ,

Yes, but that’s hardly something I rely on. I prefer just copying my whole music library across several hard drives, some of them staying outside of my home. If I have to rip everything again, it would be quite a lot of work.

AndreTelevise , to memes in The three most common 2D transformations.

Took me a second.

stebo02 ,
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took me about a planck time

doctorcrimson ,

Took me like 9 hours TBH

I was straight up brushing my teeth and then realised “Oh shit that was Loss.jpg”

Olhonestjim , to lemmyshitpost in Night owls and early birds

I wake up without the alarm at 0400 every day now. My alarm doesn’t even go off til 0500. I only want to stay up late looking at the stars, but haven’t done that in forever.

I’ve become what I hate.

tburkhol ,

The stars are out 4am. And 5am. If you’re up anyways, take your coffee out and go have a look.

Olhonestjim ,

Oh I definitely get to see them in the morning, briefly. But I would prefer to not to sleep during the nights at all, and just stay up all night with my telescope. My job has just forced my circadian rhythm over to this.

AngryCommieKender ,

Just another argument in favor of WFH.

Olhonestjim ,

If only. I have to get hands on.

FlyingSquid , to lemmyshitpost in Night owls and early birds
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Look, I can’t help it. The dogs wake me up at 4 every day and I can’t train them out of it and once I’m awake, I can’t get back to sleep.

I wish I wasn’t a morning person. I really wish I could sleep in on the weekends. Alas, fate had naughty dogs in store for me.

PM_ME_FEET_PICS ,

You could try harder to train them out of it. Seek help from a dog trainer in your area.

FlyingSquid ,
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My dogs are very stubborn and very stupid. One of them failed training. The other one can’t even learn to sit.

Lt_Cdr_Data ,

Definitely a you-problem. There don’t exist a dog too stupid to learn to sit on command. Them barking to wake you up continues to happen, because you allowed it to work in the first place.

If a dog barks and sees you raise… well of course they’ll continue that behaviour in the future, if it’s successful.

FlyingSquid ,
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Oh it isn’t barking. It’s one of them jumping off the bed, zooming through the house in a big circle and then jumping on the bed over and over again and then the other one getting woken up by that and deciding it’s kisses time.

Honytawk ,

Then lock your door

FlyingSquid ,
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What, and sleep without the dogs curled up next to me?!

mack7400 ,

I hear you. I’m an insufferable morning person, but my son goes harder and is almost always up before sunrise.

FlyingSquid ,
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Honestly, I’m so used to it at this point that I kind of look forward to quiet time when I can just sit with the naughty little dog in my lap and read the news, check forums, etc. before work.

Stumblinbear ,
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Here’s rhe secret: that’s why night people like the night too

Turns out people generally just don’t do anything in the morning or night and whichever one you choose doesn’t really make much difference

Prunebutt , to memes in It seems like the Internet always converges on these things...

All of “triple AAA” Gaming, i.e.: Activision-Blizzard, Ubisoft, Microsoft (classic), …

tourist ,
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Every time I see Activision-Blizzard mentioned I feel morally obligated to remind/inform people that when Activision-Blizzard CEO Bobby Kotick gave himself a $40 million bonus, there were employees who could not afford the food at the company cafeteria.

Also, when I Googled “blizzard employees” to find that article, one search suggestion was “breast milk”. If you don’t feel like you hate the company enough already, look into that.

Prunebutt ,

Thank you. I already follow Stephanie Sterling’s work. ;)

Pregnenolone , to lemmyshitpost in Night owls and early birds

I just find a job where they don’t care when I start as long as I get the work done

Manifish_Destiny ,

That’s what I have. Then suddenly with RTO I get dirty looks for finishing my sprint tasks much faster than my coworkers so I have to pretend to be busy for hours. Fuuuuuck that bullshit.

OsrsNeedsF2P ,

I used to play this balance, but it’s honestly just as much effort to work hard as it is to pretend to work. Instead, I work throughout my work hours, and built the trust to have flexibility when needed.

MargotRobbie , to memes in A moment of appreciation for a man who is undoubtedly the world's most successful promoter of Lemmy and the fediverse

He DM’d me and told me my elbows are too pointy. 😞

flambonkscious ,

That’s a quality example of a lame insult, I think I’ll borrow it

FaeDrifter ,
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