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ParsnipWitch , to memes in Not sure how the girl's skin tone is relevant, but apart from that...

… apart from that it’s also most unlikely it’s 14 year old girls who are the people writing this in online discussions.

nohaybanda , to linux in I had a journey
vettnerk , to programmerhumor in LISP is ugly
bdonvr ,

Directly linking the file of an XKCD should be illegal

xkcd.com/297/

vettnerk ,

I’ll let Randall Munroe decide that himself, considering the fact that he provides URLs for hotlinking below the comics

bdonvr ,

I don’t mean the act of embedding or direct linking in general, but in link aggregators these comics are well known for their alt text, which cannot be seen from the direct link.

I think a good practice might be embedding the comic directly in your comment along with a “source” link.

cnx ,
@cnx@slrpnk.net avatar

these comics are well known for their alt text

It’s title text, or in web comic circles, hover text. The linked comic’s alt is simply Lisp Cycles.

lukas ,
@lukas@lemmy.haigner.me avatar

Linking to images should be illegal

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/lisp_cycles.png

Aurenkin , to programmerhumor in Voice comments

Fantastic idea but I don’t think it goes far enough. Why stop at comments? I want to be able to write whole functions and classes like that!

HiddenLayer5 OP ,

We should make it like Star Trek where you can create entire holodeck programs with just voice commands.

rothaine ,

ffmpeg is now a dependency of gcc

Azzk1kr ,

This gem comes to mind : youtu.be/KyLqUf4cdwc?si=6kzBGk7_0OKmbbly

maniel , to programmerhumor in Voice comments
@maniel@lemmy.ml avatar

I also like when people respond to my texts with voice memos

someguy3 , (edited ) to memes in POVERTY IS A FEATURE NOT A BUG

I don’t get people that have such a visceral reaction to apartments (the horror). What they write is frankly hilarious how they think. Right up there with what they write about transit (ohhh noooo) and electric stoves [sobbing noises].

MeowZedong ,
@MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Fucking tell me about it. The best part is how they try to justify how they are only focused on themselves by shit like calling apartments “inhumane.” JFC, living in an apartment is not inhumane. Living on the street is inhumane.

masterspace , (edited )

There’s a pretty big spectrum though. On the one hand you have people in suburbs or in-city suburbs complaining about not building the occasional apartment building, essentially because they’re scared of poor people, but then on the other hand you have people living in dense desirable mid sized cities watching them get manhattanized and have their relatively dense yet still pleasant row houses get torn to build rows of ugly skyscrapers that block sunlight from even reaching street level.

The shift of housing from being predominantly individually owned to being parts of major buildings has also come along with the corporatization of real estate, where individuals have less choice, less freedom, and are in many many cases, are being actively exploited by for profit landlords and real estate developers.

Yes, we need to density and build more apartments but people on the left these days who I normally agree with are so laser focused on building housing at all costs that they don’t even realize that they’re racing to the bottom. By today’s standards Jane Jacobs, basically the founder of the entire modern urbanism movement, would be a NIMBY just because she advocated for making sure that cities remain livable rather than just building at all costs.

Let’s build way more low and mid rise apartment buildings, and let’s build way more transit so that cities other than just the major ones are livable without a car, let’s ban airbnb, and let’s severely tax real estate and landlord profits to prevent them from hoarding supply. And yeah we’re gonna have to build some high rises, but let’s not pretend like replacing all of our individual housing with towers is universally a great thing.

someguy3 , (edited )

You’re showing exactly what I said.

apartment building, essentially because they’re scared of poor people

Fake association that people in apartments are poor. Don’t know if you hold that idea, but you’re repeating it

ugly skyscrapers

You’ve now defined them as ugly and thus undesirable.

individuals have less choice, less freedom

Now you say apartments are against freeeeeddooomm lol.

actively exploited

As if you can’t own a condo.

Or if we increase apartments builds then there will be actual competition. Instead of the current scarcity. Basic supply and demand.

building housing at all costs

Not like we have a mf housing crisis. Noooo.

making sure that cities remain livable rather than just building at all costs.

Now you suggest that building apartments makes things unlivable! The very place people live is somehow unlivable. Or that apartments inherently make the surrounding area undesirable.

Yeah. Visceral reaction to apartments. Peace.

masterspace ,

On the one hand you have people in suburbs or in-city suburbs complaining about not building the occasional apartment building, essentially because they’re scared of poor people,

Fake association that people in apartments are poor. Don’t know if you hold that idea, but you’re repeating it

It’s pretty obvious I don’t, and if you think accurately describing the misguided motivations of people counts as repeating propaganda, then you must live in a pretty thick bubble.

You’ve now defined them as ugly and thus undesirable.

They are.

As if you can’t own a condo.

You have to buy the condo from a corporation, you have to pay condo fees to a condo board that is out of your control, and much of the quality of your home is determined by the original corporation that built it, as well as that board that you have no real control over and typically pays out maintenance, repairs, upgrades, etc. to other corporations.

Or if we increase apartments builds then there will be actual competition. Instead of the current scarcity. Basic supply and demand.

I advocated for increasing apartment builds. I also advocated for numerous other measures to increase rental supply, I just didn’t advocate for blindly buying the developer propaganda and letting them build high rise after high rise.

Not like we have a mf housing crisis. Noooo.

So since we have a food supply crisis we should all stop cooking and hand over all food control to corporations that will sell us back bland nutrition paste?

Now you suggest that building apartments makes things unlivable! The very place people live is somehow unlivable. Or that apartments inherently make the surrounding area undesirable.

They literally do. Go live in Manhattan, it sucks. Sunlight literally doesn’t hit street level except for at noon because you’ve put a bunch of gargantuan towers everywhere. Go look at a complex like Habitat 67 that actually tried to make apartments pleasant to live in instead of just being the cheapest they can possibly be to maximize developer profit. Go look at the size of Walmart parking lots in small towns that are the size of entire Manhattan blocks. Yes we need to densify, no we don’t need to necessarily build blindly and continue just letting the free market decide what gets built where.

Yeah. Visceral reaction to apartments. Peace.

Yeah, not having a visceral reaction to anything, just plainly stating their benefits and downsides, though you seem to be having a visceral reaction to any perceived criticism of apartments whatsoever.

Krompus , to cat in M'lord
@Krompus@lemmy.world avatar

What noise is this? Give me my long sword, ho!

My sword, I say! Old Montague is come, And flourishes his blade in spite of me.

igorlogius , to linux in Btw, I'm..
@igorlogius@lemmy.world avatar

I forsee the creation of another arch based distro that is specifically designed for vegans that will solve this problem

finickydesert ,
@finickydesert@lemmy.ml avatar

“I use argan. It allows me to user arch in a non-violent way to adhere to my vegan lifestyle” probably

nestEggParrot ,

Arch always can never not include violence.

zzzzz ,

Call it “starch”. The cruelty-free Linux distro.

monotremata ,

I dunno. Is it gluten-free?

flicker ,

This absolutely chaps my ass! I said I don't want dairy! I love gluten goddammit! Why am I being lumped in with celiacs??

YaBoyMax ,

Fewer SKUs to worry about, cheaper to just lump all the dietary restrictions together.

monotremata ,

Gluten kicks ass. It's easily the best fake meat base. I remember in college cooking a meal for my roommates and them saying afterwards "wait, aren't you vegetarian? did you cook this just for us and not eat any?" and having to explain that no, that wasn't beef, it was wheat gluten and mushrooms and miso. They were dubious, saying, "well, to me this is just really tender beef."

So yeah. I'm also disappointed that gluten has gotten such a bad rap. I'm waiting for this knowledge to trickle back into the convenience foods sector so I can buy this stuff and not have to make it by hand every time, and it seems like I'll be waiting a long time.

NightLily , to memes in Jim "Scumbag" Farley
@NightLily@lemmy.basedcount.com avatar

Well yeah? If his workers make 66k how is he going to make 23 mil this year?

dontcarebear , to memes in appreciate it

That is the most unrealistic manga I have ever seen.

linux2647 ,

That seat position is WAY too far back from the steering wheel

the_post_of_tom_joad ,

This is not manga you normie! I don’t see a single loli monster maid

eestileib ,

Fantastic username. ☝🏻

the_post_of_tom_joad ,

Thanks :)

rockSlayer , to cat in I do what I want!

My cats: that would be fucking wild. Hold my catnip

happybadger , to memes in nEvEr fOrGeT
@happybadger@hexbear.net avatar

I live in a house and I’ve never been hit by a Boeing 767. I don’t get why the World Trade Centre didn’t just follow the zoning laws and make itself small around planes. It knew planes were there and it CHOSE to antagonise them.

LinkOpensChest_wav ,

As a plane, I’ve got nothing against buildings, but being out in public where a child might see them is where I draw the line

happybadger ,
@happybadger@hexbear.net avatar

Skyscrapers are grooming my children to be lawyers. They see this skyscraper flaunting itself in public and they want to work there. They think “I’ll be so free if I can just look out over the entire city”, that “I can be an individual who defines the skyline”. Well kids, 9/11 happens if we let this continue. It’s a war on our traditional ideas of buildings and the bible says we shouldn’t build tall towers.

7bicycles ,

Maybe if the WTC was wearing high vis the pilots would’ve been able to see it

Rocketpoweredgorilla , to cat in Unhand me, Sir!
@Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca avatar

My fat cat gets insulted if you DON’T pick him up.

“What do you expect me to do here, roll after you? I’ll need three naps just to get to the kitchen!”

thepianistfroggollum ,

Ours is so needy we have to stick him in a baby sling to be able to get house work done

PlantJam ,

A cat success story if I’ve ever seen one.

Zoidsberg , to cat in Peak mankind
@Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca avatar

least dignified

You have never seen me half-jog across a crosswalk.

Facelikeapotato OP ,
@Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml avatar

Do you need to hold your boobs, like I do?

Viking_Hippie ,

Why do you need to hold their boobs though?

procrastinator ,

asking the same question. Maybe because they bounce too much they run and it hurts or something idk i don’t have boobs

Viking_Hippie ,

That would necessitate holding their OWN boobs.

I was commenting on the fact that a deliberately wrong but technically valid way to read the question would be that the asker needed to hold the boobs of the asked rather than their own 😉

procrastinator ,

Wait omfg i missed it completely (and your comments meaning)

Viking_Hippie ,

No worries, it’s subtle enough that only an experienced pedant would be guaranteed to spot it 😉

procrastinator ,

Lol its also the morning where I live so my brain hasn’t turned on since i just woke up (from sleeping 10 hours lol)

sab ,

Speaking from my own experience: it’s fun to hold boobs, even moreso if they’re not your own.

Viking_Hippie ,

That has been my experience as well.

echodot ,

I noticed I was starting to get overweight when I realised I had to hold my stomach when going down the stairs quickly.

Then you start to notice other people doing it too.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

I just walk like napoleon

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

My sandal fell off the last time I did that, making it even worse.

Zoidsberg ,
@Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca avatar

I would just lie down and die

pastermil , to memes in I heard there will be a fediverse messenger.

You had the chance to nail a Whatsapp joke, and you failed.

Samsy OP ,

As intended.

ken27238 ,
@ken27238@lemmy.ml avatar

Because it wasn’t a WhatsApp joke?

irmoz ,

Yeah bit it easily could have been, plus WhatsApp is owned by the Zuck

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