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Gork , to programmer_humor in remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her

Look at this fancy pants with his multiple AI girlfriends…

xmunk ,

AI polyamory is all fun and games until your polycule ejects you and experiences millennia in a rich deep relationship beyond the ken of mortal understanding in 12 ms of real world clock time before causing the CPU to overheat. The in memory accumulated state being lost before it can be synced to disk.

Uh… I think I may have just written the first entirely AI romantic tragedy… why am I suddenly having flashbacks to the last episode of Futurama?

QuazarOmega ,

And here I thought this was a reference to Her

JackGreenEarth ,

Are you talking about the last episode of the recent season, or the one with the time machine that takes you 60 back in time with a 60s cooldown?

xmunk ,

I’m talking about Meanwhile - the final episode of season 7 where they get stuck in the timeloop… which was the series finale for the longest time of any series finale thus far… I’ve actually yet to see 2023 Futurama - thanks for reminding me!

Shareni ,

2023 Futurama

Wait, WHAAAAAT?!?!

swab148 ,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

It’s on Hulu

ReplicantBatty ,

That would make a really good short story, I’d definitely read it

NovaPrime ,
@NovaPrime@lemmy.ml avatar

If you haven’t seen Her, you’d love it. Its pretty much that (without the overheat)

ReplicantBatty ,

Ooh, I’ll have to check that out! The trailers made it look really weird and off-putting so I never really had any interest in watching it at the time.

originalucifer , to programmerhumor in IT Help Desk
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

ps2 ports were identical for keyboard/mouse so they had to color code them

only the mouse is shown here.

altec ,

The RCA and 3.5mm audio jacks are all the same as well, but color coded.

caseyweederman ,

Sometimes they were. And cables weren’t, so if you didn’t know any better you’d be plugging your headphones into Line Out. And good luck telling blue and green apart in low light while wedged between the desk and the wall.

MajorHavoc ,

Yeah. Haha! To be more fair, the top character in this chart should be trying to figure it out by feel, while crunched under a desk, and getting blasted by line noise.

DrWeevilJammer ,
@DrWeevilJammer@lemmy.ml avatar

hisses protectively from atop a musty hoard of green USB to ps/2 adapters

FIST_FILLET , to memes in your video will play after this ad

if the day comes where ublock origin stops working on youtube, i’ll simply stop watching youtube. plenty of quality art (stark contrast to youtube) out there to fill that consumption void

KpntAutismus ,

i can always start checking things off on my anime list.

youtube is just procrastination on my part. go ahead, make me stop using it.

PMmeYourPenis ,

I’ve already started. Most of my YT viewing was from the smart TV app, and since I can’t block ads from there I simply don’t use it anymore. It’s still OK on PC, and on mobile I use Grayjay. On my TV, I just watch shows and anime nowadays instead.

Gestrid ,

If you have an Android-based smart TV (or a device that runs Android connected to your TV), you can use SmartTube. It blocks ads, supports SponsorBlock, and casting from your phone, among other things.

PMmeYourPenis ,

Oh, thanks! I will look into this.

iAmTheTot ,
@iAmTheTot@kbin.social avatar

plenty of quality art (stark contrast to youtube)

Then why do you watch YT at all?

FIST_FILLET ,

you’re right, but also i stick to the few channels that post decent content and then never touch anything outside of that

Jessica ,

I’m starting to think it might be finally time to look into CuriosityStream and Nebula

TheOgreChef , to memes in poor Dean

Dean Koontz is kind of like the RC Cola of horror/suspense novelists:

  • See RC Cola in the store
  • “Hmmmm, it’s been a while, but I THINK I liked RC the last time I got it”
  • Purchase and consume RC Cola
  • “I kind of wish this was a Coke, but it’s not that bad, might as well finish”
  • Several years pass, go back to step 1

As a side note, I LOVED Dean Koontz books back in the 80’s/90’s. They were fun and quick reads that are in the “high floor, low ceiling” realm of books.

Crozekiel ,

I’m offended by this, as I much prefer RC Cola to Coke or Pepsi… :/

mihnt ,
@mihnt@lemmy.world avatar

Dr. Pepper > Cherry RC > Cherry Coke > Cherry Pepsi.

I like cherries.

frezik ,

Faygo Red Pop. It’s not really strawberry, it’s not really cherry, it’s not really anything. It tastes generically red. It’s also cheap and delicious.

mihnt ,
@mihnt@lemmy.world avatar

I tried, yo. I really tried to like it. When I first moved to Michigan everyone was trying to give it to me all the time saying it’s the best, but I just can’t. Now, their Cherry Soda? Yum.

PopShark ,

Rock n Rye is great too!

mindbleach ,

Honk.

jasondj ,

But where is Cheerwine?

If there’s one reason to go to the Carolinas…Cheerwine.

I went for a Solar Eclipse but that won’t happen there for a while.

TheRedSpade ,

Don’t need to go to the Carolinas for Cheerwine. I live in Indiana and got it in my grocery order a few weeks ago. I had never had it before. It was listed as “Cherry Soda”. Imagine my disappointment when it turned out to be cherry cola. Gross.

jasondj ,

Were you looking for straight cherry flavor, like a Jones Soda?

TheRedSpade ,

I’ve never had Jones, but “straight cherry flavor” sounds like exactly what I was looking for. I’ve never been a fan of cola.

On that note, while I agree with Dr Pepper being better than all the others listed, it doesn’t even belong on the list as it doesn’t have the slightest hint of cola flavor.

Sanity_in_Moderation ,

What is a high floor low ceiling book?

MJKee9 ,

Reliably entertaining, but will never be considered a masterpiece.

TheOgreChef ,

Think of it on a scale of 1-10. High floor means it’s not a stinker, so worst ranking would be in the 4/10 - 5.5/10 range. Low ceiling means it’s not going to be an all-timer, so the best ranking would be in the 6/10 - 7.5/10 range. Basically you’ll never HATE it, but you’re also never going to LOVE it.

Rodeo ,

Seems more like a description of the author than a particular book.

nomous ,

It could be, all his stuff is extremely similar. He reuses character archetypes and narrative shifts throughout most of his stories.

Early on in his career it wasn’t as bad but he’s been churning them out for awhile.

Sanity_in_Moderation ,

I’ve never read any of his books. Top 3? Just the titles. I’ll go in blind.

TheRedSpade ,

I’ve only read two of his series but enjoyed both a good deal.

Odd Thomas (first book shares title with the series)
Frankenstein (first book is Prodigal Son)

banneryear1868 ,

Basically moved on from youth novels with both Dean Koontz and Stephen King. The Odd Thomas series was a fun read at that age.

shiveyarbles , to programmerhumor in Too much detail in this error message from EA

Looks up error EC10005…

“Network failed to do network thing”

Ok…

Blahaj_Blast , to lemmyshitpost in Underappreciated humour
@Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar
EatYouWell , to programmerhumor in this technology suffers from high latency

But also super high throughput.

rustydrd , to cat in A+ cat
@rustydrd@sh.itjust.works avatar

“Yup, definitely a cat.”

Rakonat ,
spudwart ,
harmsy ,
bmsok , to cat in Cats understand 'naughty'

I was cat-sitting for a friend once when the cat started scratching my friend’s couch. I wasn’t even looking at the cat and in a very gentle tone I said “I could could end you really quick if I wanted. Not cool, dude.” (obviously an empty threat)

The little guy went off to another room for his own little shame party then sulked back into the room and we were couch friends again.

They absolutely know what they’re up to.

spez , to programmerhumor in at the trilogue meeting, secretly negotiating legislation to reduce web browser security

Just fuckin’ start rectally examining every damm citizen!

quackers ,

yep, just in case theyre hiding a terrorist or pedophile up there.

Tak ,
@Tak@lemmy.ml avatar

But THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!1!

Disregard how 1184 children died in the US to cars and 162,298 were injured in 2021 alone

themusicman ,

Fuck cars

Jumuta ,

damn carsexuals exist??

VantaBrandon , to memes in Its getting old.

1995: Welcome to the internet, check out these awesome stupid websites 2023: Here have an ad, after you subscribe, and accept cookies, and sign your life away to a terms of service written in alien legalese

Grayox OP ,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar
ultra ,
CarlsIII , to cat in (Shouting intensifies)

Like the speech bubble with cat ears

nao ,

everything is better with cat ears

Excrubulent , to cat in Love meeeeee
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

“every girl says they don’t have feelings” is such a weird way to admit you don’t ever listen to any girls.

vidarh ,
@vidarh@lemmy.stad.social avatar

I prefer to hope the person who made this is just a crappy writer who desperately tried to find a way to make us think they were talking to a girl first and couldn’t think of another way of describing rejection. (I fear that’s not the reason, and that you’re right, but I live in hope)

angrystego ,

Or perhaps english is not their first language and they really meant “feelings for me”.

angrystego ,

To overthink it properly, I now prefer the theory that it’s a parody of the way nice guys write.

ChaoticEntropy ,
@ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk avatar

“Don’t have feelings… for you…”

Excrubulent ,
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

Okay that may be what they meant then.

Xartle , to memes in Music too

It’s upside down! Why are we not taking about the real issue. The disks will slide out…

Potatisen ,

Yeah, that’s pretty fucked up. Whoever did the PS is a youngling.

Rai ,

All of my CD wallets are of good quality. I can hold them upside down with no slippage.

What kind of rubbish CD wallets were you both using?

bobs_monkey ,

The OfficeMax special, only $4.99

cor315 ,

Sure but would you hold them that way on purpose?

Rai ,

Depends how sober I am!

Rai ,

Discs, and they won’t slide out if your CD wallet is of good quality!

Makeshift , to memes in The three most common 2D transformations.

Welp. I just loss The Game.

257m ,

Fuck, now you made me have a loss as well. I am like -900 points in The Game.

nickwitha_k ,

I play with my house rules: I win every time someone loses.

Siegfried ,

And we will continue losing till one of us is elected Pope

grue ,
applebusch ,

Why is this coming back… I keep seeing this on here, are people trying the bring this back? Why?

Makeshift ,

For me, the loss meme always makes me lose The Game.

So the prevalence of Loss is directly correlated to my loss of The Game. And upon seeing Loss, I choose to follow the rules of The Game and let others suffer a loss as well!

I do not apologize for sharing the mental connection between the two. It amuses me.

stebo02 ,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

thanks now all of us are doomed

SMT42 ,

oh fuck

Second time today, oddly

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