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  • Easyreever ,

    He’s still dead.

    Tier1BuildABear ,
    @Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world avatar

    You will be too somebody, but I doubt anyone will be linking people to your lemmy comments at that time ¯_(ツ)_/¯

    unreachable ,
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    CptEnder ,

    Conway Twitty dropped absolute monsters, what a legend.

    Anticorp ,

    Twitty got titties!

    essellburns , to memes in Dad had swag

    If your dad had hair like that I bet you’re a grandfather yourself by now.

    dudinax ,

    It’ll happen to you.

    essellburns ,

    Vasectomy scar says no.

    ivanafterall , to memes in Dad had swag
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    Hello darlin' ;)

    Custoslibera , to memes in Dad had swag

    I swear when Wikipedia was a Wild West and weird edits stayed up for a long time there was an entry on the Conway Twitty article that described a story about a man who was divorcing a woman who was just a terrible person. He ended up walking out of their house with nothing but came back only for his Conway Twitty records.

    That story always stuck with me and made me appreciate the impact Conway had.

    sag , to mildlyinfuriating in Least creepy group invite.

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  • ryan213 , to memes in noob, bring that road roller
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    Fancy pants using brand name toothpaste.

    pineapplelover ,

    Fancy pants not using straight fluoride

    Fermion , to memes in noob, bring that road roller

    Did they take that toothbrush to a belt sander?

    ivanafterall ,
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    They're just British.

    SnokenKeekaGuard , to memes in noob, bring that road roller
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    Damn you can afford a car!

    Mok98 ,

    Defnitely a wheel, not necessarily a car

    Oszilloraptor ,

    Defnitely at least half a wheel

    FTFY

    Mok98 ,

    Definitely at least a side of half a weel

    gnate ,

    Nah, just gotta wait for the neighbor to go to work.

    Black616Angel ,

    You have neighbors who can afford a car?

    087008001234 , to memes in noob, bring that road roller

    I have started to cut open toothpaste tubes to scrape out the last bit and I don’t think its that ridiculous to not want to waste it

    But Also… I just do it because it is very satisfying

    pearsaltchocolatebar ,

    Just get a tube squeezer

    087008001234 ,

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  • pearsaltchocolatebar ,

    My tube squeezer just lives on the tube, no extra clutter.

    usualsuspect191 ,

    I use the back of a comb. Very satisfying

    EtherWhack ,
    @EtherWhack@lemmy.world avatar

    Or the side of a drawer if you have them in your bathroom.

    I never got why people get so bent out of shape from people squeezing from the middle when it only takes a couple of seconds to force it all towards the nozzle.

    OurToothbrush , to memes in I just don't pay enough attention to politics .

    It is better to conceptualize political allegiance by which ideology they support: socialism, social capitalism, liberal capitalism, or fascist capitalism.

    cosmicrookie , to memes in noob, bring that road roller
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    Uber: I’ll pick you up in 5 minutes

    Me: oh no. I don’t need a lift. Just bring a Starbucks coffee and drive over my toothpaste tube. I’ll give you 10% tip and 5 stars

    GreenPlasticSushiGrass , to memes in noob, bring that road roller

    You haven't felt the struggle until you've taken the baking soda from the kitchen to brush your teeth with until payday. Extra points if it was a refrigerator deodorizer.

    Anticorp ,

    One time I was so broke that I smashed my gel deodorant with a hammer to get to the last of it that wouldn’t come out by twisting the dispenser wheel. Then I used my hands to apply the gel for a few days to get me through to pay day.

    GreenPlasticSushiGrass ,

    Flashbacks of grad school!

    Sprokes ,

    I was watching the show Good Times about the struggle of poor black family. But after some episodes I felt it wasn’t realistic and the family isn’t really poor.

    EtherWhack ,
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    Be cautious with doing this too often though. Baking soda has the same hardness as dentin and can wear away teeth with exposed dentin even more.

    InfiniWheel ,

    My family used to do that, but mostly because they were penny pinchers. Like we had money to buy toothpaste, they just wanted to save it for some nebulous reason. They also paradoxically used up a fuck ton of toothpaste every brush and that’s why they ran out so often. I just used a pea-worth and managed to stretch it out

    WashedOver , to memes in Dad had swag
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    I think this was the stock that the eventual “he ducks” crowd came from

    ryan213 , to memes in For my fellow librarians
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    My friend doesn’t get it.

    ForgetPrimacy ,

    My friend is having some trouble too, could someone help me explain it to them?

    SchrodingersPat OP ,

    Of course. And no worries. I know it’s a niche joke. Buckle up it’s a long one. Many public libraries, at least in the US, use the Dewey Decimal System (000-999) to organize their nonfiction books. The gist is that Mellville Dewey is problematic for many reasons, but for this example you have to know that when organizing books, Dewey’s best practice is that known hoaxes are categorized and shelved right along with the nonfiction books in the same category. For example the book 1421 claims that America was discovered by the Chinese in year 1421. This book is shelved right along the rest of American history in 945.05. However, the 000’s is the “contested knowledge” which has ghosts, UFOs, Bigfoot, etc. I feel that moving books like 1421 into 000s it lets librarians contextualize books by essentially saying “we think this book is as true as ghosts.”

    UnverifiedAPK ,

    Isn’t 000 Computer Science?

    TexMexBazooka ,

    Yes, like they said, contested knowledge

    SchrodingersPat OP ,

    Yes. I don’t remember the exact numbers but the early 000s deal with computers and the later 000 deal with hoaxes and forgeries

    PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S ,
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    So confirmed that computers are fake news

    ForgetPrimacy ,

    Oh fantastic! I am proud to have observed this exhibit of librarian “humor”, thank you and your children.

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