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vis4valentine , to programmerhumor in Working at PornHub
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You can always say that you work for a mayor streaming company called “mindgeek” and hope they don’t google what the hell mindgeek is.

Kerb , to programmerhumor in Modernizing code be like
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There are Bluetooth versions of these cassettes,

In case you want to future proof it for the day apple releases a portless iphone

CanadaPlus ,

Nah. Just plug a Bluetooth USB port onto the end.

(I joke, but my laptop is currently plugged into an external wifi device because it was easier than fucking with the built-in chip)

tias , to programmerhumor in "This does not work in the Nintendo 3DS browser"

Still better than IE

arefx OP , to cat in Goober lounging on the chair, lmao

Sorry if it’s loading the wrong way, it was the right way up when I uploaded it ¯⁠\⁠⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠⁠/⁠¯

themoonisacheese ,
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It’s a known bug. I sent the devs what they need to fix it but it’s taking a while.

HopeOfTheGunblade , to programmerhumor in Sometimes good to know, you're not alone!
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I have to wonder what sort of model of the world someone who makes this sort of request has. How do they think mirrors work? Screens? Images?

oranges OP ,

I have given up on Logic when dealing with clients… Trying to figure out what they actually mean is never what they actually mean.

It seriously blows my mind that some of these people are like CEO status of huge companies. How they even function in every day society and remember to breath is beyond me.

a_rational_llama , to memes in Grind Culture

What action items are we taking away from this?

yogthos OP ,
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Always treat your job as a transactional arrangement between you and your employer. You’re not a family, you don’t owe the employer any loyalty. The arrangement is that you have skills the employer desires and they pay you a rate you’re willing to accept for the use of those skills. That’s the deal.

grizuhly , to memes in Onion
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Classic

P00P_L0LE , to memes in The woke left!
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downvoting it doesn’t make it any less true :)

flibbertigibbet ,

WFT is wrong with you?

P00P_L0LE ,
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I read books 😱😱

balerion ,
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i’ve read marx. at precisely no point does he say anything justifying the various atrocities state capitalist countries have committed. i think he’s wrong about some stuff, but even if you accept that his word is gospel, tankies are still just people who took leftist principles as an excuse for the imposing the kind of brutal authoritarianism that leftists are supposed to be against.

P00P_L0LE ,
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If you’ve read Marx, then you’ve surely read Engels as well?

On Authority - Marxists Internet Archive www.marxists.org/archive/marx/…/authority.htm

P00P_L0LE , to memes in The woke left!
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Michael Parenti, from Blackshirts and Reds:

During the cold war, the anticommunist ideological framework could transform any data about existing communist societies into hostile evidence. If the Soviets refused to negotiate a point, they were intransigent and belligerent; if they appeared willing to make concessions, this was but a skillful ploy to put us off our guard. By opposing arms limitations, they would have demonstrated their aggressive intent; but when in fact they supported most armament treaties, it was because they were mendacious and manipulative. If the churches in the USSR were empty, this demonstrated that religion was suppressed; but if the churches were full, this meant the people were rejecting the regime’s atheistic ideology. If the workers went on strike (as happened on infrequent occasions), this was evidence of their alienation from the collectivist system; if they didn’t go on strike, this was because they were intimidated and lacked freedom. A scarcity of consumer goods demonstrated the failure of the economic system; an improvement in consumer supplies meant only that the leaders were attempting to placate a restive population and so maintain a firmer hold over them. If communists in the United States played an important role struggling for the rights of workers, the poor, African-Americans, women, and others, this was only their guileful way of gathering support among disfranchised groups and gaining power for themselves. How one gained power by fighting for the rights of powerless groups was never explained. What we are dealing with is a nonfalsifiable orthodoxy, so assiduously marketed by the ruling interests that it affected people across the entire political spectrum.

CoinOperatedBoi , to memes in The woke left!
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I’m an anarchist who gets called a tankie on Reddit for using the word “imperialism” and I approve this meme

fubo , to programmerhumor in Project Managers and Mushrooms

This was originally an engineers’ complaint about managers’ honesty regarding business trouble: Managers think we’re mushrooms; they keep us in the dark and feed us bullshit.

julianh , to programmerhumor in Yup, Javascript can go F@#! itself

Ok some of these I understand but what the fuck. Why.

Edit: ok I have a theory. == checks equality without casting to any types, so they’re not equal. But < and > are numeric operations, so null gets cast to 0. So <= and >= cast it to 0, and it’s equal to 0, so it’s true.

RagingToad ,

I’m not sure if you really want to know, but:

greater than, smaller than, will cast the type so it will be 0>0 which is false, ofcourse. 0>=0 is true.

Now == will first compare types, they are different types so it’s false.

Also I’m a JavaScript Dev and if I ever see someone I work with use these kind of hacks I’m never working together with them again unless they apologize a lot and wash their dirty typing hands with… acid? :-)

edit: as several people already pointed out, my answer is not accurate. The real solution was mentioned by mycus

Mars , to programmerhumor in Yup, Javascript can go F@#! itself
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I know it’s a joke, but it’s an old one and it doesn’t make a lot of sense in this day and age.

Why are you comparing null to numbers? Shouldn’t you be assuring your values are valid first? Why are you using the “cast everything to the type you see fit and compare” operator?

Other languages would simply fail. Once more JavaScript greatest sin is not throwing an exception when you ask it to do things that don’t make sense.

OsrsNeedsF2P OP ,

Shouldn’t you be assuring your values are valid first?

Step 1: Get to prod

Step 2-10: Add features

Step 11: Sell the company before it bites you

Bjoern_Tantau , to programmerhumor in Yup, Javascript can go F@#! itself

Can someone explain this? I mean, the last result. Usually I can at least understand Javascript’s or PHP’s quirks. But this time I’m stumped.

mycus ,
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JS null and undefined shenanigans


basically:

  1. bigger an lesser comparison types convert null to zero, so is zero bigger or lesser than zero? no
  2. == is fucky and to it null only equals undefined and undefined only equals null (and themselves), so no
  3. is zero bigger than or equal to zero? yeah
Bjoern_Tantau ,

Ugh, thanks, of course. Stupid brain.

mycus ,
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I'm starting to think JS maintainers have a thing against mathematicians

Quik2007 ,

more likely against humans

bettse , to programmerhumor in Yup, Javascript can go F@#! itself
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This build on that humorously: www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat

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