“Welcome to gaslighting 101! Please take a syllabus from the pile you will [not] find by the door, which will [not] include your instructor’s contact information and office hours.”
The horror of the single inheritance that forces you to use composition instead.
The boredom of knowledge which exception every method throws.
The narrowness of generics that don’t allow duck typing.
The oppression of monads and pattern matching.
The poverty of a central package repository and only 2 package managers.
The pressure of choice between dozens of garbage collectors for different workloads.
The promiscuity of the single platform that interconnects various programming languages and allows all of them to use features like state-of-the-art profile-guided optimizations.
Don’t get me started man, currently organizing a 6+ year old spaghetti code Javascript app. It was running a version of node below 1
This app had git versioning and I am seeing shit like “filenameNew” “filenameOld” there’s also multiple old versions of the app that were just chilling in nested upon nested folders of themselves.
That’s my life. Reading legacy code and refactoring. It’s an easy life, living out here, free on the sea. The wind in your sails only the occasional mermaid made of O(n+1) to deal with.
I’m assuming it supposed to represent Arlington’s location within the original square District of Columbia, before the Virginia portion was retroceded back to the state.
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