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indulgence , to memes in Already cracked

It was cracked two hours BEFORE early access launched lmao

Jumper775 , to memes in I wish I had some cake rn

No it’s not a cake. It’s the reverse of one of those things that looks like an object but is really cake.

DrDickHandler , to memes in Already cracked

20 year old child energy post.

Moc ,

Yes, and?

0000 ,

Thank you for your insight, DrDickHandler.

balderdash9 ,

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/c0ad174e-5dd1-48e4-bb1a-307a156f5a76.webp

agentshags ,
@agentshags@sh.itjust.works avatar

Oh shit, my urologist is on Lemmy?

Kushia OP ,
@Kushia@lemmy.ml avatar

I just turned double that thank you very much.

gnuplusmatt ,

Nah for me it’s almost 40yo mortgage, family and high cost of living energy

Kushia OP ,
@Kushia@lemmy.ml avatar

I feel like I’ve been called out by this comment.

ryathal , to memes in QA does stuff

Sounds impressive until you learn there’s like 5 qa employees.

FuglyDuck , to cat in Peak mankind
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Psssp pssp pssssp

visak ,

What. I was in the middle of something. What do you want? You know what? Nevermind, I’m just going to go back to what I was doing.

Currens_felis , to memes in QA does stuff

Anyone else seen the fallout 76 song it just works by the Chalkeaters?

library_napper , to technology in [OPINION] LinkedIn's new content strategy
@library_napper@monyet.cc avatar

You read thing on LinkedIn? Its just for posting bullshit corporate stuff anyway.

JackHandy , to memes in QA does stuff

You gotta do, what you gotta do.

Bloodwoodsrisen , to cat in Peak mankind
@Bloodwoodsrisen@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I do this with my own household cats and they still ignore me. The one time I got to pet a wild kitty I was still in middle school and the other kids got all grossed out

Baby just needed some matted fur to be shaved off and a bath :(

Jumper775 , to cat in Peak mankind

Not possible. She is no random person as she is in fact the queen of thyme. Quit the BS, we all know what’s up.

Moc , to memes in Already cracked

I’m waiting until the good mods come out

Stalinwolf , to memes in Already cracked
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca avatar

Lol, without reading the caption I just assumed this was a shit post comparing Johnny Depp’s likeliness to Jack Sparrow, and I laughed pretty hard at that.

TimeSquirrel , (edited ) to memes in Already cracked
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

8-bit DRM-removal patcher program music plays

3 command prompt windows pop up in the background and quickly disappear.

"Fuck. What were those?"

Custoslibera ,

Shhhhhhh…

Just let your main HDD get encrypted.

Batman , to memes in It's really your fault for living in their enclosure

Can you imagine if those huge sea dinosaurs were loose in the ocean?

Roundcat , to memes in Freedom units 💯
@Roundcat@lemmy.ca avatar

Here’s a rough C° primer for Americans

0° or below, fucking cold

1° - 10° cold

11° - 20° cool

21° - 30° warm

31° - 40° hot

41° or above - Jesus Christ I’m on fire!

As for Fahrenheit for the rest of the world, on a scale from 0 to 100, how hot is it? Assume anything below zero is really fucking cold, and anything above 100 is really fucking hot.

xtremeownage ,

Yup. Where I live we have seen down to -20F (during that time texas almost lost their power grid) and up to 115F.

Its currently 110F. Aka, hot.

Or, -28c to 46C. Currently 43C. And 40% humidity. Feels horrible.

SomeAmateur , (edited )

I get metric for everything else, but °F is the better system for everyday/non scientific use. I will die on this hill.

ErevanDB ,

That’s because Fahrenheit is % of hot, based on what we feel. Therefore, °F is better for everyday use.

ilex ,
@ilex@lemmy.world avatar

The one you use is the better system. I want to know whether I should bring a sweater. The system is arbitrary.

Phrodo_00 ,

In what way is 0F helpful at all?

ErevanDB ,

That’s when we feel 0% hot.

Hyperi0n ,

-10° - -1° very cold

0° Water freezes

1° - 5° Cold

6° - 10° cool

11° - 16° warm

17° - 25° hot

26° - 30 very hot

duff5000 ,

26 very hot? It was 25 the other day in winter here. (Melbourne)

ErevanDB ,

That’s the thing, you live in hell’s microwave.

AffineConnection ,

microwave

Correction: smelting furnace

Hyperi0n ,

Most of the US and Canada would be using AC at that temp. Since the example was poised for Americans and not those living in bizzaro world.

Auzy ,

On the other hand, I was wearing a t-shirt still the other day at hotham… And somehow it feels colder now

Roundcat ,
@Roundcat@lemmy.ca avatar

Found the Canadian

BruceLee ,

No, just the reasonable guy.

thecodeboss ,

I was in Dubai earlier this year and the heat index was 53⁰C. Felt like I was being baked alive.

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