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jabib , to memes in 🙃😵💀

Instead of planning for retirement, consider dying instead!

Asafum ,

That’s my retirement plan! Murica! 🇺🇸😏🔫 🇺🇸

eezeebee ,
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Consider it? I’ve already accepted it

jabib ,

RIP in peace

Aatube , to memes in Primes
@Aatube@kbin.social avatar

I don't get it, why does adding a hand move to the next prime?

HonoraryMancunian ,

It’s just the way the power rangers combined their forces

MyFeetOwnMySoul ,

🚨 NERD ALERT🚨

Go define a vector space, nerd.

Go compute the p value of you being cool

Go integrate f(x)= 1/x on the domain (-1,1)

This is meme-ville population: me

Take a hike.

MyFeetOwnMySoul ,

Spoiler: p < 0.05

Aatube ,
@Aatube@kbin.social avatar

what why i'm serious i don't get why the hands decrement the numbers

MyFeetOwnMySoul ,

I’m picking on you because you’re looking for patterns where there are none. It’s a common meme format, and it just so happens that op wrote it like that.

Was trying for absurd. Didn’t mean to offend

Aatube ,
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what I don't get is what the meme format's supposed to mean, I can't even find the name of it online

MyFeetOwnMySoul ,
Aatube ,
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ohhhh so they're power rangers, thanks

EatBorekYouWreck ,
  • let V be you mom’s vagina, a vector space over the field of pubes. We define my d as a vector such that d is in V. Thus my dick is in your mom’s vagina.
  • In this vector space p values are not defined, but I can assure you that my pp is > 9000.
  • The integral of f(x)=1/x from -1 to 1 does not converge, just like how your father is never coming back from buying milk. The principal value of that integral tho is 0, just like the amount of hugs you got as a kid.
  • math is cool, you just too stupid to get it.
MyFeetOwnMySoul ,

I ain’t reading all that. Classic nerd L

Aesthesiaphilia ,

Pretty sure that when we plug in a correction factor for the relative age of the Fediverse userbase, "today's lucky 10,000" becomes more like "today's lucky 10 million"

Machefi ,

Lucky ten thousand

I kinda wish it was calculated for the world instead of the US though

chris , to nottheonion in 🙃😵💀
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And the next article is about how young people cancel breakfast.

ipkpjersi , to reddit in Just deleted my reddit account, along with all my posts and comments.

I left mine because there’s lots of good info out there that will help people some day, but I’m done posting anymore on there. All my new comments go here.

Plain ,

I actually would recommend deleting. Whatever commercialized AI reddit has cooking up is just going to be trained on your words and information, if it hasn’t already happened.

Karyoplasma ,

They’ll just use archived versions instead then. It’s not like you have even a smidge of a chance to find out, so who cares about legal issues or or your right for privacy.

jerkface ,
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So get your account banned. Can’t promise they won’t still use it, but it’s a lot less likely.

imgprojts ,

I propose that a new subreddit be created where you post something like “please ban me” and then people who visit will go and report you for sexual abusive and hate speech so you can get your account locked and banned site wide. Maybe there’s already a thing like that?

Dirk , to memes in 🙃😵💀
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If you don’t have enough money for bread, buy cake instead!

gornar ,
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Great advice with almost no historical downsides, probably!

Satanic_Mills , to memes in 2023-08-09.jpg

10 Aug 2023 is the superior format for handwritten dates, no misinterpretation of the date itself or an improperly written divider.

cs127 , to programmerhumor in Linus' least controversial and toned down reply when he reads your MR
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cool bug fact’s

Beanedwizard , to nottheonion in 🙃😵💀

It’s WSJ tho. I wouldn’t even wipe my arse with this rag, let alone take advice from it

imgprojts , to reddit in Just deleted my reddit account, along with all my posts and comments.

I got banned site wide so I can’t delete my subreddits or anything I posted. That should be illegal.

figaro , to memes in 🙃😵💀

Haha the poors should just eat less food! Problem solved!

adroidBalloon ,
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especially if we ate the rich instead!

whileloop , to memes in My holy trinity of trust
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KeePass is also a good password manager, it’s open source and you get to store the password database anywhere you like.

Deepus , to nottheonion in 🙃😵💀

Did…did they just solve world hunger???

salient_one , to memes in 🙃😵💀
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Clickbait headline for a boring article 😪

WoahWoah ,

“Save money by avoiding expensive foods.”

Mongostein , to memes in 2023-08-09.jpg

For speaking or writing it out going month then day feels natural, although I know it’s a regional thing. If you’re going number format, it should always go smallest to largest (DD-MM-YYYY) or largest to smallest (YYYY-MM-DD). For file names, definitely the latter so you can sort by alphabetical and everything is in order.

el_bhm ,

For speaking or writing it out going month then day feels natural

Yes, of course. Go to google translate and type in october 2nd 2023. Change the target language.

Yes, yes. Feet, miles, liquid miles, solid football fields and other nonsense also feels natural.

uralsolo ,

Feet are way more intuitive than meters, doesn’t matter which one you grew up with because one is based on something intuitive like the size of a foot while the other is based on some weird shit about how far light travels in a tiny fraction of a second.

Xanvial ,

That’s for feet only, how about the other measurements? Each person feet also different with each other, it’s kinda weird to just assume children length of their feet is the same with adult’s.

IIRC 1 metre originally is a length choosen so that Earth circumference is 40000km, the later definition is more stable standardization, because turn out you can’t get precise lengths doing that.

uralsolo ,

What’s important here is that the standard measurements evolved naturally from people doing and making things. The common lengths were so chosen because they were easy to “eyeball” for craftspeople, and they were lengths that were useful to make things in - not some arbitrary designation based on phenomenon far outside the human experience.

Xanvial ,

Maybe so for feet, how about other measurements and its conversion. Where’s inch coming from and why it’s 12 inch to be 1 feet, and for yards, miles etc. It’s kinda arbitrary, not natural, and confusing

moody ,

For a person’s foot to measure exactly 12 inches long, they would wear a US size 14 men’s shoe. Size 47 for the Europeans. So “spproximately the size of a foot” is pretty far off anyway. Most people don’t wear size 14 shoes. In fact, people who wear size 14 shoes often have a lot of trouble buying shoes.

seitanic ,
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Metric isn’t intuitive to you because you aren’t used to using it. Relevant xkcd.

Sure, feet might be intuitive, but that’s the exception. What’s an inch? Or a mile? Or a cup? Cups come in more sizes than feet do!

uralsolo , (edited )

An inch it about the distance between the two knuckles on your forefinger.

A mile is about one thousand steps, or fifteen minutes of travel at a brisk pace

A cup is a cup, before portion sizes got daffy there was a pretty common cup that everybody had.

“Standard” measurements were refined over thousands of years by actual artisans making actual crafts. Metric was designed by a bunch of rich French people and foisted on the rest of the world because it makes more sense on paper, regardless of how in practical use it requires you to break out a ton of awkward decimals and other contrivances to make it match the human experience.

seitanic ,
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Read the xkcd comic. There are plenty of metric associations you can make in your mind, too.

Metric was designed by a bunch of rich French people

Metric came out of the French Revolution, which was caused by the underclasses rising up and overthrowing “a bunch of rich French people”. And then saying, “Hey, let’s try doing things rationally for a change. Like our systems of measurement.”

uralsolo ,

Because the bourgeoisie that lead the French Revolution famously remained 100% in lockstep with the underclasses. There was never a moment where the needs of the rulers diverged from the needs of the masses and a whole new regime of class strife arose from it, no sir.

The metric system was applied top-down to french society by its ruling class, it was not some grassroots attempt to make the world better.

read the xkcd comic

There’s nothing quite as intuitive as a table of numbers and associations that you can memorize by rote. Pass me my flash cards!

Galli ,

Notice that despite the presence of many people who grew up with and use the metric system none are complaining about how hard it was to intuit metric units?

If you stop telling people what they should find intuitive for a moment and actually listen to people telling you about their experiences then you might find that this is not an issue.

uralsolo ,

As I said elsewhere anyone can get used to anything. I was also propagandized in school by teachers who insisted over and over for years that metric was better and that using anything else was a waste of time - it was only when I became an adult and started making shit for myself that I realized the truth.

Orcocracy ,
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I’m not sure if you should be arguing against the metric system because it was applied top-down across Europe by Napoleon, considering the history behind how the imperial system was spread to what is now the USA. I mean, it’s literally called the imperial system.

uralsolo ,

The metric system was applied across the entire world and wiped out almost every single indigenous standard of measure that existed previously. The English unit of measures has a similar history vis a vis the British Empire spreading it, but my argument would be that indigenous measurements writ large should have been retained, not that they should have been wiped out once and for all by a second, even more imperial system.

snowe ,
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You missed the point of their comment. Those measurements make sense to you because you grew up with them. If you read the xkcd you can easily see how you can make up the same comparisons for metric

uralsolo ,

I’m afraid you missed the point of mine. Anybody can “get used to” pretty much anything, but the difference between standard measurements and metric is that standard measurements are based on practical things that people interact with every day, while metric measurements were worked out on paper by the French bourgeoisie over a hundred years ago. They sought to use rationality to make a better measurement system, and in doing so made one that is totally untethered to the human experience.

read the xkcd

I’ve read the xkcd, the xkcd only responds to one common argument against the metric system, one which I am not making.

snowe ,
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I’m afraid you missed the point of mine.

no, I didn’t. You still aren’t understanding even what you are saying, much less other people.

standard measurements are based on practical things that people interact with every day

no. no they are not. Let’s look at some ‘standard’ measurements as you call them (they’re actually not standard as you’ll immediately see):

The foot was a common unit of measurement throughout Europe. It often differed in length not only from country to country but from city to city. Because the length of a foot changed between person to person, measurements were not even consistent between two people, often requiring an average. Henry I of England was attributed to passing the law that the foot was to be as long as a person’s own foot.

Great. so we’re off to a perfect start. A foot is… as long as your own foot. ^simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foot_(unit)^

Next up! Inch!

Oh, well you might say “an inch is just a foot divided by 12”. nope. no it was not (all stuff in this comment is past measurements, because every unit of measurement on the planet uses metric as its base)

The inch was originally defined as 3 barleycorns.

Perfect. What’s a barleycorn’s length?

As modern studies show, the actual length of a kernel of barley varies from as short as 0.16–0.28 in (4–7 mm) to as long as 0.47–0.59 in (12–15 mm) depending on the cultivar

Oh ok, so it could be up to 3x the distance from one barleycorn to another. Perfect. Another ‘standard’

^simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inch^ ^en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barleycorn_(unit)^

How about the ‘rod’ or ‘pole’ or ‘perch’ (all the same thing) ^simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rod_(unit)^

In medieval times English ploughmen used a wooden stick with a pointed tip to spur or guide their oxen. The rod was the length of this stick.

Great. So this one I have no visual reference at all. Is this pike length or sword length? (oh you’re all about referencing ‘standard’ objects, but just in case you don’t know a pike can be up to 25 feet long)

Do you see how ridiculous this is? You’re talking about standards that evolved over time from some ‘base’ to mean absolutely nothing today in relation to what they were hundreds of years ago. Metric was also based on ‘standard’ things, like the kilogram, which is just the weight of a litre of water (see, simple). You’re acting like the ‘standards’ of one unit are superior to the ‘standards’ of another unit, except that the unit of measurement you’re saying is superior is completely disconnected from each other. If it wasn’t for standards bodies coming in and saying “a foot is not the length of your foot, it’s exactly this … long” then there would be absolutely no way to convert between any units in imperial measurement.

uralsolo ,

Once again your argument has gone somewhat obliquely past mine and not actually addressed it, although I do appreciate how incredibly smug you are telling me I don’t know what my own argument is.

I never said that standardization was bad, what I said was that the references for standard measures were more useful. We don’t carry around rods for poking oxen much anymore, so that unit of measure is rightly confined to history.

You’re acting like the ‘standards’ of one unit are superior to the ‘standards’ of another unit

yes-chad

snowe ,
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I never said that standardization was bad,

I never said you did.

what I said was that the references for standard measures were more useful. We don’t carry around rods for poking oxen much anymore, so that unit of measure is rightly confined to history.

I just showed you exactly how that is not the case. A measurement saying a foot is as long as your own foot is completely useless in every context except the one where you do the measuring and never communicate it to anyone else. The same applies to literally every imperial unit. I also went on to show you that metric units were also based on standard measurements, like kilogram being exactly the weight of a litre of water. You conveniently ignored the fact that imperial was using weird standards while metric used useful, convertible standards. Please try converting 1cu ft of water to weight in imperial, with the ‘standard’ that it’s the length of your foot, not someone else’s foot.

And please do stop referring to imperial units as ‘standard’ measures. That doesn’t mean what you think it does.

robot_dog_with_gun ,

i’m not sure if i’m allowed to post PPB here so let’s pretend I did and that you realized and admitted you’re wrong.

wombat ,

The original definition of a meter was 1/10000000 of the distance from the equator to the poles, hence the circumference of Earth being 40000km.

uralsolo ,

That’s awful. Nobody on the planet has any frame of reference for the distance from the equator to the poles. The measurements used by people in the real world should be based on something they encounter frequently.

fox ,

Nah, meters are very straightforward and easy to work with. How far is a kilofoot? God only knows, but a kilometre is a trivially visualized distance. What’s 1/100 of a foot? Dunno, but with meters it’s a centimeter which is, again intuitively easy to grasp.

uralsolo ,

a kilometre is a trivially visualized distance

Only when you’ve gotten used to it. The thing with your examples is that very rarely does anyone actually need a kilofoot or 1/100th of a foot, but they very, very frequently need a mile or an inch. Metric was designed to make sense on paper, standard measurements were designed to be useful in every day situations.

keepcarrot ,

What do you use a mile for? One km is about a 15 minute walk.

robot_dog_with_gun ,
UnhealthyPersona ,

As an American Engineer, the US measurement system disgusts me. The rest of the world uses SI, but my entire industry (and most of the US) uses the English system still and I absolutely hate it. Converting from ft to inches, or BTUs and tons, cubic feet, etc. Our lazy asses haven’t joined the rest of the world yet. I wish we would just force the change and get over it

keepcarrot ,

2nd of October seems the same as intuitive as October 2nd to me.

For whatever reason, I know that one mile is 1760 yards or 5280 feet, but difficulty comes when doing anything with those numbers (e.g. How many yards in 5.2 miles? How many meters in 5.2 km? One is definitely easier to do). Maybe my chosen vocation of Engineering means I encounter unit conversions more frequently than most people. I dislike the weird combination of gauge vs 1/xths of an inch that pops up time to time (drill and screw diameters). I don’t see how one mile is more intuitive than one kilometre as a distance.

I’m not sure about the meter vs yard, they are almost the same in terms of intuitiveness as well as actual value.

I just took a measurement of my fingers and my little finger nail is about a cm wide and my foreknuckle and index knuckle separation is about an inch.

I use inches in wargaming because I grew up with warhammer miniatures which classically come on 25 mm bases, though they’re switching to 30 mm to increase the size of infantry miniatures. At a certain point there’s a balance between battlefield resolution and readability, which 25 mm bases seem fine for.

Weights are even more baffling. I think I know what an ounce is, but I hate trying to multiply it out when Americans say something is 14 ounces or something.

I know what pints are because of beer.

Temperature is annoying for both because you have to find the little symbol not present on my keyboard.

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