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Sequentialsilence , to nottheonion in Bald eagle thought to be injured later deemed "too fat to fly"

Merica

pastermil ,

Fuck yeaa

fmstrat , to nottheonion in Bald eagle thought to be injured later deemed "too fat to fly"

TLDR; he ate a racoon.

Cocodapuf ,

I would welcome this reply in any thread. And from now on I expect to see it in every thread.

darkdemize ,
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Be the change you want to see in this world.

fmstrat ,

While it is nice, I hesitated. This seems to be an independent site, and if their revenue model is visits/ads, I dont really want to take away from them.

That being said, for this one I felt like the headline was too clickbaity.

reddig33 , to nottheonion in Bald eagle thought to be injured later deemed "too fat to fly"

I wonder if his insurance covers Semaglutide?

finickydesert , to nottheonion in Bald eagle thought to be injured later deemed "too fat to fly"
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🎵God bless the USA 🎵

tal , to nottheonion in Bald eagle thought to be injured later deemed "too fat to fly"
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The bird was unable to fly after eating what is suspected to be raccoon roadkill.

“My ancestors hunted, but I mostly just sit by the side of a highway and wait for cars to do my hunting for me. They can even bring down deer.”

Reverendender ,

Bald eagles are in fact scavengers. They’re shit birds, are not majestic, fuck with the real birds of prey, and steal their kills. Also they eat road kill, and their cry is disconcertingly discordantly cringe.

JovialMicrobial ,

I awhile back I saw an eagle eating roadkill and as my car approached, it grabbed the carcass it was eating and flew off into a field with it a few feet, dropped it, and sat down to start eating it again.

Had no idea eagles ate carrion. I figured that one was just young or something and having a hard time hunting, but I guess not?

dumbass , to nottheonion in Bald eagle thought to be injured later deemed "too fat to fly"
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AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

WHERE EVEN THE EAGLES ARE MORBIDLY OBESE

gedaliyah , to nottheonion in Bald eagle thought to be injured later deemed "too fat to fly"
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Other than the word “eagle,” this headline could be about me.

RunawayFixer , to nottheonion in Bald eagle thought to be injured later deemed "too fat to fly"

Convergent evolution. Some eagles are evolving into chickens. A new species of murder chickens.

muntedcrocodile , to nottheonion in Bald eagle thought to be injured later deemed "too fat to fly"
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Merica fuck yeah.

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