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gedaliyah , to nottheonion in Bald eagle thought to be injured later deemed "too fat to fly"
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Other than the word “eagle,” this headline could be about me.

dumbass , to nottheonion in Bald eagle thought to be injured later deemed "too fat to fly"
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AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

WHERE EVEN THE EAGLES ARE MORBIDLY OBESE

tal , to nottheonion in Bald eagle thought to be injured later deemed "too fat to fly"
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The bird was unable to fly after eating what is suspected to be raccoon roadkill.

“My ancestors hunted, but I mostly just sit by the side of a highway and wait for cars to do my hunting for me. They can even bring down deer.”

Reverendender ,

Bald eagles are in fact scavengers. They’re shit birds, are not majestic, fuck with the real birds of prey, and steal their kills. Also they eat road kill, and their cry is disconcertingly discordantly cringe.

finickydesert , to nottheonion in Bald eagle thought to be injured later deemed "too fat to fly"
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🎵God bless the USA 🎵

reddig33 , to nottheonion in Bald eagle thought to be injured later deemed "too fat to fly"

I wonder if his insurance covers Semaglutide?

fmstrat , to nottheonion in Bald eagle thought to be injured later deemed "too fat to fly"

TLDR; he ate a racoon.

Sequentialsilence , to nottheonion in Bald eagle thought to be injured later deemed "too fat to fly"

Merica

pastermil ,

Fuck yeaa

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