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Strayce , to asklemmy in Most enjoyable content for the least amount of storage

.mod files for music. 3-5mins+ of music a piece with a storage footprint in the KB range. Mostly free, tons available online. Check out Mod archive for an easy web interface or ZXTune if you’re on android.

intensely_human , to assholedesign in Asshole Email Preferences

Not sure how this is purposefully deceitful?

There’s no negative in the question. The blue color is obviously the active state.

Not sure what the confusion is here?

intensely_human , to assholedesign in Asshole Email Preferences

Wait a second, is the white the active state?

wuphysics87 , to asklemmy in Why can't lemmy mods or admins clean up dead communities like askhistorians and others? I know they have a hard job and everything but we need an active user base to make lemmy to thrive.?

Perhaps someone will see them and be inspired to revitalize them.

But you are also asking for MANY judgement calls from the mods. What constitutes inactive? No posts for a week? A month? What if no one posts, but many people read them? What if a community is ‘active’ but only posts once per month? What if a community is very active, but only seasonally? What if it’s a community for people with birthdays on leap day?

Do you see how much you are asking on top of what they do already? You would have to have mods dedicated only to doing this. It isn’t worth it. Also, fuck reddit. This isn’t reddit.

Dark_Arc , to asklemmy in How do you get over a crush?
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People say time and distractions and whatever else … but the only advice that ever really helped me was a line from some character on a TV show I don’t even remember:

“In my experience, to move on, you’ve actually got to move on.”

In other words… Go meet new people, get a new crush, find the greener pasture.

intensely_human , to asklemmy in how do you survive lazy coworkers?

Why work when they don’t?

Try focusing on the patients. You work because the work is valuable.

Or, you can become lazy like your coworkers.

Decide which of those two paths is going to feel better for you.

Mainly, stop trying to find a world where everyone else is different. That’s not going to happen, and if that’s your criterion for happiness you’re not going to be happy.

One of the most profound and useful sayings ever is:

Virtue is its own reward.

It sounds naive, but it is not. It is the most practical advice I have ever heard of.

radix , to nostupidquestions in Did... did Adin Ross give Trump the CyberTruck him and his idiot friends shot up?
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Not that I expect a room temperature IQ between the lot of these characters, but somebody, somewhere along the line may have told them this is likely an illegal campaign donation, and the whole story is a pure bullshit publicly stunt. There’s approximately a zero percent chance Trump and his team accepted the “gift” for any longer than it takes to get a few pictures. He’s already forgotten about them, just like every other weirdo that lines up to kiss his ass.

KingThrillgore ,
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Don’t you dare besmirch room temperature! Adin’s IQ is barely above freezing.

aasatru ,
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Colder than a well digger's ass.

AnnaFrankfurter , to asklemmy in Why is music so loud in restaurants? (Serious)

They blast loud because if you start talking with your friends and eat slowly and spend a lot of time their eating little.

intensely_human , to explainlikeimfive in Why my nose gets runny when I cry

Crying is when your head releases liquid.

It’s not an eye thing; it’s a head thing.

over_clox , to lemmyshitpost in Can somebody explain to me why this needs Bluetooth?

It’s a subscription based water cooler, obviously.

FQQD , to lemmyshitpost in Can somebody explain to me why this needs Bluetooth?
@FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz avatar

It sells better

shneancy ,

oh god, how long until we see AI powered urinals?

Sanctus , to lemmyshitpost in I think my neighbor is hacking into my wifi so he can try to steal my beer wtf should I do?
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

No, no. You have to line the trees with mirrors to reflect his hacking signals.

PenisDuckCuck9001 OP ,

What if I just dig a moat? Shovels are only $13.

Sanctus ,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

He’ll just fill it with alligators and wait you out.

clockwork_octopus , to lemmyshitpost in I think my neighbor is hacking into my wifi so he can try to steal my beer wtf should I do?

If you can find a bear, it might be enough to distract the neighbor, and maybe he’ll share his trees with you

PenisDuckCuck9001 OP ,

I could try to train an army of attack ducks. They say the ducks at the park are free. I know a guy that has 2 pet ducks.

driving_crooner , to lemmyshitpost in Can somebody explain to me why this needs Bluetooth?
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It’s had Bluetooth or just have the Bluetooth symbol on it?

Worx , to lemmyshitpost in Can somebody explain to me why this needs Bluetooth?

How else are you gonna get the pictures off it?

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

If they wanted pictures of a bunch of cocks why not just put the camera in your moms mouth?

Lost_My_Mind ,

I mean…they could just go on omegle.

Iheartcheese ,
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Not as many cocks there

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