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netvor , to linux in Would being a Linux "power user" increase my chances of getting a job in IT/tech?
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  1. don’t call yourself “power user”

It might just be me but it gives off “I can set up a printer, yay!” vibes.

Blackout , to lemmyshitpost in 🦍 😁 ❔
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Nobody has ever asked for more teeth when getting a DJ

swab148 ,
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Speak for yourself!

rockSlayer ,

I’m generally not concerned about how much teeth my DJ has

DJDarren , (edited )

I never brushed my teeth enough as a kid, so I have fewer teeth than I’d like.

Vladkar , to lemmyshitpost in 🦍 😁 ❔
espais , to linux in Switching back to Windows. For now.
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I have a fun issue. I want to be on Linux but for whatever reason there is no audio support (and I’m not able to add code to the kernel to fix it) for my Lenovo Legion 7.

Seems to only be affecting a certain chipset but no audio is a problem. Bluetooth at least works but that isn’t good enough unfortunately.

Sanguine_Sasquatch , to pics in Seashell on a windowsill [OC]

I could be wrong, but isn’t that a shark egg?

brown567 , to science_memes in Hmmmmm....

Fundamental forces gonna fundamental force

MrVilliam , to memes in Black mirror episode

If anybody came to c/memes for a laugh, it is unfortunately one more step to check the profile of OP to find the real joke here.

Dude has a vendetta against people knowing the potential bias of media sources. Gee, I wonder why that might be 🤔

macattack , to linux in Switching back to Windows. For now.

I get it. I’m a year in and was pulling my hair out dealing w/ frustrating issues for the first few weeks/months. Smooth sailing now, but I don’t deny the learning curves that are possible.

DrSleepless , to lemmyshitpost in 🦍 😁 ❔

Dentures

NegativeInf ,

Being a gorilla dentist sounds like an exceptionally dangerous job.

riskable , to pics in Olympic gymnast Giorgia Villa is sponsored by parmesan and takes many photos with a wheel of cheese
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If I were parmesan I’d sponsor her too. She’s the wheel deal.

ChronosTriggerWarning , to lemmyshitpost in My lord. My lady...

“I am here but to clean your chambers.”

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Is that like tossing salad?

ChronosTriggerWarning ,

Lord Colto, i do declare…!

PenisDuckCuck9001 , to lemmyshitpost in I drew the Mexico states by memory

You forgot Texas

Phegan ,

I learned recently that the theme park “six flags” is short for six flags over Texas. One of those flags is the Confederate flag. They are celebrating being under the Confederate flag…at a theme park.

Maggoty ,

To be fair it’s nowhere near the normal lost cause stuff. The other flags are Spain, Mexico, France, Texas, and the United States. They aren’t specifically calling it out, it’s just there, as one of the flags that flew over Texas.

TwoBeeSan ,

Yeah. Never seen a confederate flag over the park itself.

homesweethomeMrL , to pics in Olympic gymnast Giorgia Villa is sponsored by parmesan and takes many photos with a wheel of cheese

I approve this message.

BorgDrone , to mildlyinfuriating in I need new glasses. The only insurance-approved place I can shop online will cost $250 with my needs. I went to a "cheap" glasses website that doesn't accept insurance: $250. Yay, America.

$250 for glasses like that is very cheap. I also have bifocals, not the thinnest lenses either, IIRC they were one step up from the standard ones. A light frame but nothing special, the frame was like €100, the entire set of glasses was around €650. The lenses only have a cylinder in them; no prisms or anything like that. If you need more complicated or stronger/thin lenses they can easily go over €1000.

Even if you have the optional insurance for it, that doesn’t really help you. The amount they cover is basically the same amount you pay for the additional coverage. You’re better off putting the money in a savings account earmarked for your next set of glasses.

Also, if you need anything but the most basic single focus lenses without any cylinders or prisms, get them at a real optician. The online store can’t properly measure where to place the lenses in the frame (they need to be properly centered in front of your pupils).

Meron35 , to lemmyshitpost in Stretching

I’ve been thinking about it for several days, and have come to the conclusion that Elastigirl could indeed grow a dick. As shown in multiple scenes, she can stretch any part of her body to make it many times larger. Based on what she has done, it should be no problem for her to extend her genitals into a penis. This brings us to the second discussion point. Mr. Incredible has super-strength, and more importantly, super endurance. This means that his wife could easily expand her dick to several yards in length. The problem of fitting in into Bob’s tight asshole could easily be solved by inserting it while small, and ballooning up afterwards. I think the writers made them have these Specific powers on purpose. It seems unlikely that it is a coincidence that Helen has the ability to grow a massive dick, and her husband just so happens to have an indestructible anus. Therefore I conclude that not only does Elastigirl have the biggest dick in the world, she bones Mr. Incredible with it on a regular basis. And because it is a girl and a guy, it is by definition, not gay

admin ,

What the fuck did I just read?

jollyrogue ,

The abstract for OP’s PHD thesis.

voracitude ,

Art.

psmgx ,

Fuckin QED, mate

luciferofastora ,

I appreciate the effort you put into writing this. Not the result, but at least the effort.

Tangent5280 ,

Please invite me to the defense of the thesis, I’ll sit in the back and ask relevant questions that you can answer easily and allows you to show off your intellectual prowess at the same time.

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