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oessessnex , to asklemmy in What are your favorite open-source games?

Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead

It’s a time machine that teleports you to 3am the next day.

Sanmill

Basically nine man’s morris, it’s pretty fun trying to beat progressively harder AI. Each difficulty requires a different (better) strategy. It’s like unlocking levels in a puzzle game.

MrPoopbutt , to youshouldknow in YSK Americans, check to see if you can vote. Its real quick.

How does one get a disposal number?

leftzero ,

Just use some fake easy to remember number, like 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3, for instance.

Geek_King , to explainlikeimfive in Why my nose gets runny when I cry

There’s a visible hole on the inside of your lower eye lid which drains excess tears into the sinuses:

There’s A Little Hole In Your Eyelid That You Probably Never Noticed. What’s It For?

sudo , to programmer_humor in Principal Skinner on Immutable Distros

Who actually hates on declarative/immutable distros as a concept? Its always the actual usability of the specific implementations thats the problem. Stale packages, poor documentation.

wesker , to explainlikeimfive in Why my nose gets runny when I cry
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Your sinuses are all connected up in your noggin.

KingJalopy , to memes in An alternate timeline

Were you actually an awesome gamer though?

xmunk , to asklemmy in In your opinion what will WW3 look like and who would be the players on each side?

We better hurry it up so that Tim Curry can have a leading role.

OsaErisXero , to linux_gaming in LAN party network security

Update your bios, grab a clean disk image before you go, nuke it from orbit when you get back and restore from backup.

Drunemeton , to asklemmy in people who deliver or install things to people 's houses. what kind of odd things have you seen?
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NSFW INCOMING…

Tap for spoilerI once saw a boner! Was delivering pizza and after knocking on the door, and no one answered, I took a few steps back and looked around to see if anyone was at home. I saw two people on the couch in the living room, naked, face to face. Well fuck! They’re home, but busy, and if I leave we lose a sale. So I knock again, a but louder. Door opens a he’s standing there in the buck with a wet, raging, erection. I can smell the sex on him. “Yeah!?” he says… Now I’m there, in uniform, holding a pizza delivery bag, and my running car is behind me with a big ol’ corporate pizza logo lit up. “You ordered a pizza?” “Oh yeah, right!” He hold out his hands. “That’ll be $18…” He looks confused. “You have to pay for the food sir…” Light bulb goes off. Weed smoke starts wafting out the door. He looks down, laughs to himself and just turns around and walks away. Leaving the door open. I hope he’s going to find his wallet, so I stay there. A few minutes later he returns to the open door, smelling strongly of weed and pussy, his dick now dripping wet. He hands me a $20, and waits for his change.

mosiacmango ,

“And waits for his change.”

Haha of course.

velox_vulnus ,

What a thoughtful guy, the bill might’ve slipped from your hands, so he applied an organic adhesive. Hope in humanity restored.

CanadaPlus ,

According to r*ddit, naked guys happen semi-often if you deliver pizza. This is kind of next level, though.

I did get an obvious booty call once when I was going door-to-door, although the guy kind of tried to hide behind the couch in the background.

eldavi ,

guy shows up high, naked, mid-coitus with an erection and you still do the job. meanwhile i step away from the pool to open the door for the landlord agent to conduct move out inspection; he walks away and i get a nastygram from the landlord later on that i was exhibiting inappropriate behavior making their agent uncomfortable and they’re going to fine me $150 if i do it again.

strange world.

milicent_bystandr ,

“That’ll be $18…” He looks confused. “You have to pay for the food sir…”

"You know what I’m gonna give ya? I’m gonna give ya to the count of ten to get your ugly, yella, no good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead! One… Two… Ten! Ahahaha!!! Ahahahahahaha!!

“Keep the change, you filthy animal.”

tetris11 ,
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“get on your knees and tell me that you live me.”

milicent_bystandr ,

“I believe you.

… But my Tommy gun don’t.”

Thann , to linux in Our lab is named after the goat
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how much toe fungus can he consume in a sitting though?

bi_tux ,
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I think you confuse this man with Richard Stallman

Thann ,
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The joke is that RMS is the GOAT because of his fungus pounding prowess

shinigamiookamiryuu , to asklemmy in How do you get over a crush?

Crushes tend to seem unattractive after you learn everything else about them.

captainskipper ,

Absolutely. You should go ahead and find out any little detail. It’s best to follow them around so you don’t miss anything.

To get over them, of course.

shinigamiookamiryuu ,

Non-intrusively at least. I didn’t mean it like “pry into them” or anything. But it’s safe to say that feeling a certain way about absolutely everything about someone is so unlikely that being too drawn to someone is most likely a sign of the other person’s shallowness, whether that’s intentional or not.

prettybunnys ,

Right, so be super duper secretive about your observation of them.

If they notice you need to INSIST they’re just crazy and seeing things.

See if you can hire a private investigator

shinigamiookamiryuu ,

What do you think dates are for?

Midnitte , to memes in Here's the album, can anyone name the tracks for it?

Ah shit… you could definitely make a GTA cover with these shooters…

DmMacniel , to memes in An alternate timeline
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I don’t think that those three buttons would be in the statusbar. “Add a Game” would be in the sidepane “Games”, “Manage Downloads” and “Friends and Chat” would be a view (in the sidepane) instead of a button.

but overall, a damn beautiful interface :)

blaue_Fledermaus ,
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Frutiger Aero from Windows Vista and 7 was the peak of UI design.

DmMacniel ,
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It was so much more welcoming and fun. Sure it sucks at scalability but that’s easily resolved with proper vector graphics.

shinigamiookamiryuu , to asklemmy in In your opinion what will WW3 look like and who would be the players on each side?

The US is so divided right now it seems like the other major players won’t mind treating the remnants like bread amongst themselves.

Nemoder , to linux_gaming in LAN party network security

I guess if you want to be paranoid you could get a new hard drive and install just what you want for the LAN and keep personal info off it. Then just swap back when you get home.

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