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wwaxen , 10 months ago to noncredibledefense in All we are saying is, give war a chance

First they came for the Dixie Chicks, and I said nothing because country music sucks…

Zehzin , 10 months ago to noncredibledefense in All we are saying is, give war a chance

Like the good old days after 9/11

Crul , 10 months ago to memes in Satisfying fart

Source: I asked Microsoft’s image creator to create “Godzilla in a 512k Mac game” and while this is not what I asked for, I can’t help but be impressed. - lemm.ee

SatansMaggotyCumFart , 10 months ago to memes in Satisfying fart

Tactical dragon Godzilla queefs.

CADmonkey , 10 months ago to memes in Satisfying fart

I thought you were supposed to drop the air biscuit before stepping off a crowded elevator?

samus12345 , 10 months ago to memes in Satisfying fart

Looks like you didn’t check well enough, several dinos are caught in the blast!

son_named_bort , 10 months ago to memes in Satisfying fart

And that’s when you step out as someone is stepping in.

Speculater , 10 months ago

“IT WAS MEEEEEEEE!”

EvilFonzy , 10 months ago

I call that the Dutch lift.

DoucheBagMcSwag , 10 months ago to memes in Satisfying fart

[email protected]

Franzia , 10 months ago to memes in Satisfying fart

I like the way you think OP

ulkesh , 10 months ago to memes in Satisfying fart

And then the elevator stops on the next floor and someone new steps on.

Gork OP , 10 months ago

Then you do the Family Guy line. Look into their eyes and assert dominance by saying, “you did it.” Then awkwardly staying in the elevator as it goes to the next floor.

ulkesh , 10 months ago

Touché, salesman.

Gork OP , 10 months ago to memes in Satisfying fart

Meme template

Wage_slave , 10 months ago

When it’s taco Tuesday and you’re wearing a skirt to work.

Rentlar , 10 months ago

If you’re using an app with animations, try collapsing the above comment

Automated_Footprint , 10 months ago to memes in Satisfying fart

Excellent use of the new template 🫡

EmoDuck , 10 months ago to noncredibledefense in Seeing your crush at the beach 😍

How cman people look at the absolute might of the US Navy and still claim that america has bad public transportation?

DragonTypeWyvern , 10 months ago to noncredibledefense in Seeing your crush at the beach 😍

Your crush has problems with IBS btw.

Nasty bastard knows it could have prevented it with a little more effort but it just doesn’t care.

Idk if that works for you tho, I don’t judge.

Kolanaki , 10 months ago

Your crush has problems with IBS btw.

Incontinent Ballistic Shits?

mean_bean279 , 10 months ago to noncredibledefense in Seeing your crush at the beach 😍

slaps roof :this bad boy can burn so many tax payer dollars.

Every time I see a US aircraft carrier my extreme patriotism comes out. I mean, 1 of them fuckers is the 3rd most powerful Air Force in the world wherever it goes, and we have like 11 of them. Each one rolling in a strike group that’s filled with destroyers, subs, cruisers and support craft. I’m not always happy with the whole military spending we do here but damn if it isn’t the ultimate power projection. Makes my freedoms boner stand at attention.

o7

nuke OP , 10 months ago (edited 10 months ago)

It’s a floating fortress with force projection greater than whole countries

… AND I’M IN LOVE!

FinalRemix , 10 months ago

Ahh, so it’s aswell with prowess.

ZapBeebz_ , 10 months ago

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f6b29808-a85e-4c0e-b39d-8c8ebce92dfe.jpeg