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PugJesus , to noncredibledefense in You don't need to watch my six. It's already covered
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One dreads the recoil.

NounsAndWords ,

I’m more concerned about the heat

SheDiceToday ,

One round shouldn’t be that bad. This is a future feature the people will pay for!

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Does one?

candyman337 ,

It’ll make your prostate explode in multiple ways!

saltnotsugar ,

The soldier died.

“That’s bad!”

But he nutted quite strongly before the end.

“That’s good!”

InfiniteStruggle ,

Is this a reference to that selena gomez skit?

psmgx ,

Yes.

And by yes I mean no. Simpsons Halloween episode reference

teft ,
@teft@startrek.website avatar

Explode in ecstasy.

JoYo ,
@JoYo@lemmy.ml avatar

If they switched to PCP .25 they could make this fully auto and legal.

troglodytis ,

One pays extra for the recoil.

mindbleach ,

Two, as well.

kamenlady , to noncredibledefense in You don't need to watch my six. It's already covered
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You’ll have to press, for it to shoot. Very carefully, it triggers when it’s just about to plop out.

nuke OP ,

And the recoil sends it back in. Brilliant!

Bobble9211 , to noncredibledefense in You don't need to watch my six. It's already covered

Anti-rape device

Zehzin , (edited ) to noncredibledefense in You don't need to watch my six. It's already covered
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I thought this was a lightsaber-buttplug at first and I think that’s even funnier. Imagine the scene where Darth Maul activates each side menacingly.

starbreaker , to noncredibledefense in You don't need to watch my six. It's already covered
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    Frozengyro ,

    Looks like a .22, very little recoil. Disappointing…

    starbreaker ,
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    ShadowRam ,

    When will Kentucky Ballistics test fire it? and does it come chambered in 4-bore?

    deweydecibel ,

    Hospitals see anal play gone horribly wrong all the time. I doubt a seasoned nurse would be phased by it.

    InfiniteStruggle ,

    Well you see I had it put away next to the tub and i lost my balance and fell

    thewowwedeserve , to noncredibledefense in You don't need to watch my six. It's already covered

    Where does it eject the casing?

    aBundleOfFerrets ,

    As a single round weapon there is no need to eject the casing.

    frezik ,

    After a little range time with this, a single round is all you need.

    thewowwedeserve ,

    But it would be a hell of a lot funnier if it ejected the burning hot casing into your butt

    aBundleOfFerrets ,

    That would significantly limit the devices utility

    starbreaker ,
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    BongRipsMcGee420 ,

    Cleaning is optional

    idunnololz ,
    @idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

    So is the lube.

    DaGeek247 ,
    @DaGeek247@kbin.social avatar

    Looks like a 9mm round to me. Welcome to pound town, population: you.

    Bonehead , (edited )

    I think the more important question is...where is the trigger and how do you prevent accidental firing? I don't want to give away my secret just because I got a little nervous...

    Edit: Oooooooh....you take it out first...

    JokeDeity ,

    I’m wondering where the gas vents to.

    Rubanski ,

    There is a little hole above the barrel, I assume it vents there

    Bobble9211 , to lemmyshitpost in Could we not bring that to Lemmy, please?

    What have you done???

    TootSweet , to lemmyshitpost in Could we not bring that to Lemmy, please?

    Stay with me here.

    /c/pornporn, but it’s SFW.

    thorbot ,

    You lost me

    saltnotsugar , to noncredibledefense in You don't need to watch my six. It's already covered

    BACKBLAST AREA CLEAR BATTLE BUDDY!

    raptir , to lemmyshitpost in Could we not bring that to Lemmy, please?

    It’s not exactly comedy. What do you want us to call Earth porn? ”Reallyprettypicturesofearthbutwithoutanyhumancreations"?

    hypnicjerk ,

    naturephotography too wordy for you?

    raptir ,

    EarthPorn is typically exclusive of animal pictures though from what I’ve seen.

    Damage ,

    earthpics?

    DJSpunTheDisc OP ,

    Good point, but can’t most of them replace “porn” with, pic, or, art, work or pictures?

    • c/EarthPics
    • c/UnixArt
    • c/RetroArt
    Kolanaki ,
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    “Does PornPics exist?”

    fiat_lux ,

    Is there something about the word "porn" that actually communicates "really pretty pictures of something but without any human creations" beyond its Reddit meme usage? Because it doesn't for most people.

    Also, not all community rules and objectives need to be in the name and URL. The word "porn" in URLs is problematic for users sitting behind state or corporate internet connection though. Be kind to your local network administrators!

    raptir ,

    Yes. This usage originated well before reddit. “Car porn”, “gun porn,” “disaster porn.”

    blackbelt352 ,

    Porn in the sense of something that is the sort of over the top example of a thing that elicits an almost aroused response. Like a gratuitous picture of food would be considered FoodPorn. Or like 2 perfectly machined pieces of metal fitting together perfectly would be EngineeringPorn.

    Octopus1348 ,

    EarthPixels

    50_centavos ,

    Literally anything else. Earthpics, coolearthpics, globescope, naturerama, third planet…that was just 5 seconds of thinking. Using the word porn for everything just lacks creativity.

    Cruxifux ,

    Planeteyepillows

    recapitated ,

    I’m up voting this because I hope it gets a better answer than earthporn, in spite of the apparent bad faith rhetorical question.

    Stanwich , to noncredibledefense in You don't need to watch my six. It's already covered

    Engineers UNITE!

    superfes , to noncredibledefense in You don't need to watch my six. It's already covered

    Where farting becomes a game of Russian Roulette?

    mindbleach ,

    “Never trust a fart… motherfucker!”

    psmgx ,

    There is only one chamber so technically it’s Polish Roulette

    UsernameHere , to lemmyshitpost in Could we not bring that to Lemmy, please?

    But the word shit is ok? Classic lemmyshitpornpost

    lolola ,
    @lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    will it be:

    • high-quality tasteful images of people uploading terrible garbage memes in a non-sexual manner
    • sexually explicit images of people uploading terrible garbage memes
    • plain ol scat

    the possibilities are endless

    Kolanaki ,
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    Literal scat porn, but turned into relatable memes. Like… 2girls1cup, captioned with “life be like.”

    DJDarren ,

    One Man, One Jar

    “That moment when…”

    Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in Could we not bring that to Lemmy, please?
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    Too late

    Decoy321 ,

    And we’re not even sorry!

    GrammatonCleric , to lemmyshitpost in Could we not bring that to Lemmy, please?
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    Bro, that shit is here, too 😅

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