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zyratoxx OP , to memes in HOI players are built different
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Back when the SMO started I saw the HOI players on my Discord discussing how it would evolve and it turned out to be pretty much spot on

Xariphon ,

SMO?

HOI?

wtf?

NecroticEuphoria ,

Ok, just in case someone doesn’t know:

SMO = Special Military Operation

HOI = Hearts Of Iron

RedditRefugee69 ,

SMO = Unprecedentedly unjust and bloody invasion of the sovereign nation of Ukraine

zyratoxx OP ,
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a.k.a the biggest clown show since whatever the fuck George W. Bush tried

Xariphon ,

ty

nightwatch_admin ,

I was hoping for Hoi, the Amiga game from 1992…

Hoi Amiga 1992

nightwatch_admin ,

I was hoping for Hoi, the Amiga game from 1992…

Hoi Amiga 1992

AnonStoleMyPants ,

Second Maternal Orgy.

Homie Orgies Incorporated.

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Tar_alcaran , to memes in HOI players are built different

Declare war and immediately airdrop their major cities before they launch fighters, making sure you have enough VP to end the war in a few weeks.

SkybreakerEngineer ,

Russia tried that, didn’t work out so well

zyratoxx OP ,
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Then they tried a classic spearhead blitzkrieg out of frustration but ran out of supplies & found themselves encircled

Classic hoi L … Time to restart from a previous savepoi… Oh wait…

FlyingSquid , to risa in Insert witty title here
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Allamaraine!

z500 ,
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Count to four

FlyingSquid ,
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Aurenkin , to memes in HOI players are built different

Global tension +15%

NocturnalMorning , to programmer_humor in Debugging

I know there’s a crime because my code runs, but it doesn’t do what I asked it to do.

Zacryon ,

The fact that it runs means that it has something delinquent to it. Otherwise it wouldn’t run. Better run after it and catch it. /j

(That was a bad pun and I am not sorry. It’s 3 am here and I can’t sleep. This helped me to burn a minute. Thank you.)

henfredemars , to programmer_humor in Debugging

You’re sure that there was a crime? You’re fortunate that your bug is consistently reproducible.

Gormadt OP ,
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My “favorite” is when following the steps to reproduce a specific bug you get an entirely different bug then what was reported

Amends1782 ,

Actually think about that shit when I’m trying to sleep

sbv ,

Alleged crime.

kopczak1995 ,

Git blame would like to have a word with you.

atomkarinca , to programmer_humor in Debugging

thank god that there’s a print function in every language.

odium ,

The worst is when you’re print statements aren’t outputting where you expected them to, and you have no idea where they’re outputting to.

Redkey ,

I tought myself programming as a kid in the 80s and 90s, and just got used to diagnostic print statements because it was the first thing that occurred to me and I had no (advanced) books, mentors, teachers, or Internet to tell me any different.

Then in university one of my lecturers insisted that diagnostic prints are completely unreliable and that we must always use a debugger. He may have overstated the case, but I saw that he had a point when I started working on the university’s time-sharing mainframe systems and found my work constantly being preempted and moved around in memory in the middle of critical sections. Diagnostic prints would disappear, or worse, appear where, in theory, they shouldn’t be able to, and they would come and go like a restless summer breeze. But for as much as that lecturer banged on about debuggers, he hardly taught us anything about how to use them, and they confused the hell out of me, so I made it through the rest of my degree without using debuggers except for one part of one subject (the “learn about debuggers” part).

Over 20 years later, after a little professional work and a lot of personal projects and making things for other non-coding jobs I’ve had, I still haven’t really used debuggers much. But lately I’ve been forcing myself to use them sometimes, partly to help me pick apart quirks in external libraries that I’m linking, and partly because I’d like to start using superscalar instructions and threading in my programs, and I remember how that sort of thing screwed up my diagnostic prints in university.

embed_me ,
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Even worse is when print statements cause the bug…

That was me before discovering interrupt safe print functions.

DeltaTangoLima , to programmer_humor in Debugging
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My biggest problem isn’t discovering my own crime. It’s trying to determine what my motive was at the time.

agent_flounder ,
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“I plead insanity”

Gormadt OP ,
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Usually my motive is, “It’s 3am I’ll just put this temp placeholder here and fix it in the morning.”

Proceeds to not fix it due to forgetting by the morning

MurdoMaclachlan , to programmer_humor in Debugging
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Zacryon ,

Good human.

Surp , to programmer_humor in Debugging
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You could technically do this just like how GTA Vs gameplay was with all the different characters.

CJOtheReal , to programmer_humor in Debugging

Its usually a typo lol

idunnololz , to programmer_humor in Debugging
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Hey. Sometimes the bug is in a third party library. I didn’t do it. I swear!

killeronthecorner , to programmer_humor in Debugging
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I’m not sure if this is a direct quote from Your Code as a Crime Scene, but it’s a good book and takes this same stance!

gamarus , to memes in Hmm like food

yummy

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