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charonn0 , (edited ) to programmer_humor in It's Friday at 5pm. You're all set to go home and relax then your monitoring dashboard goes like this....
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For some reason this specific graphic has always been one of my favorite parts of this movie.

Edit: I love the internet sometimes www.youtube.com/watch?v=94jIQm0YcCs

ptz OP ,
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Same. I’m a big fan of interactive schematic views in general. There’s a few more (when the door locks go down and when Lex boots them back up) that are almost as cool.

BlueLineBae , to programmer_humor in It's Friday at 5pm. You're all set to go home and relax then your monitoring dashboard goes like this....
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LordPassionFruit ,

God damn it, I hate this hacker crap!

shalafi , to programmer_humor in It's Friday at 5pm. You're all set to go home and relax then your monitoring dashboard goes like this....

Saving this one for next time I’m on call for weekend monitoring.

4am , to programmer_humor in It's Friday at 5pm. You're all set to go home and relax then your monitoring dashboard goes like this....

“Find Nedry! Check the vending machines!”

jubilationtcornpone , to programmer_humor in It's Friday at 5pm. You're all set to go home and relax then your monitoring dashboard goes like this....

Alright. Which jackass pushed to prod on a Friday?

ptz OP ,
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In all the recent cases of this happening to me, it’s networking that pushed to prod on a Friday. lol

jubilationtcornpone ,

Last time it was the data team.

“We’ll just modify this Elastic Search template and not tell anyone. It’ll be fine and no one will even notice .”

Wrong, dipshits! Everything was not fine and lots of people noticed.

knightly ,
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It was a Saturday, but I was on-call when Networking shit the bed. One of the main trunk lines degraded and they took almost five minutes to switchover to backup 'cuz their automated degredation monitoring was on a five-minute interval. XD

brygphilomena , to programmer_humor in It's Friday at 5pm. You're all set to go home and relax then your monitoring dashboard goes like this....

Assign to maintenance. I don’t fix fences.

ptz OP ,
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Love it.

cupcakezealot , to programmer_humor in It's Friday at 5pm. You're all set to go home and relax then your monitoring dashboard goes like this....
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it’s alright it’s just a planned maintenance window nothing bad will happen

Makussu , to aww in Cat tongues are very strange

Love this cat

kindenough , to aww in Cat tongues are very strange
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My cat licks its nose when he wants to eat.

'where's the food human? I am going to sit here in front of you, do a stare contest and shlorp shlorp my nose…'

nifty , to memes in Catziller
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They’re both cute 🥰

ummthatguy , to memes in Catziller
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thurstylark , to memes in Catziller

Apparently, it’s actually quite common for directors of Godzilla movies to take inspiration from their cats for Godzilla’s mannerisms lol

x4740N , to lemmyshitpost in Yep
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YEP

Silvia OP , to games in Just finished MGS2 and wanted to share a peak moment (Mild Spoilers)
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Also, before i forget to share, THIS MOMENT actually gave me chills down my spine.

(Major story spoilers!)

spoilerhttps://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/24d784f8-5a83-411c-936f-0e6a53e1a340.png

Kolanaki ,
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The first time playing when he starts telling me to turn the game off cuz I’ve been playing a long time, I had literally been playing one long-ass session up to that point without ever turning the game off. Freaked me out. Psycho Mantis in mgs1 could tell you exactly how long you played, and I thought this was a legit Easter egg for playing a single 12+ hour session. lol

Marsupial , to games in Just finished MGS2 and wanted to share a peak moment (Mild Spoilers)
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Damn they predicted Trump?

Silvia OP ,
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Considering the game’s other predictions, I wouldn’t put it past them XD

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