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someacnt_ , to science_memes in Blanket physics is harder to understand than Calabi-Yau Manifolds

I thought it was only me

ThePyroPython , to science_memes in Or we could do metric time

But how would the corporate world divide the 13 month year into quarters? Don’t you know what that’ll do to the bottom line?! Think of the poor shareholders! /s

kameecoding ,

3 months 1 week?

NegativeInf ,

We dine on the rich during month 13.

SlopppyEngineer , (edited )

The solution to that is having 12 months of 4 weeks each, and one week of solstice every 3 months. One quarter then is 13 weeks in total. That makes it so each quarter perfectly matches a season and keeps it all in sync with solar time. In the ideal case you also match the school holidays to the solstice, and the winter solstice includes new year’s day and leap day, making it just a bit longer for Christmas holidays.

Yes, I’ve given this a bit too much thought.

CileTheSane ,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

I’d put leap day with the Summer Solstice, split up the extra days.

Philippe23 ,

Kodak used this calendar for 60 years. The company’s decline started within a decade of abandoning the calendar.

en.wikipedia.org/…/International_Fixed_Calendar

TheGrandNagus ,

Split it to 3 months as is now, then the remainder is 28 days. 28 is divisible by 4 to leave 7.

Q1 ends 1 week into April, Q2 ends 2 weeks into June, etc.

Flax_vert ,

3 months and one week. Simples!

Viking_Hippie , to lemmyshitpost in Only in Settings can you find Life's true meaning

Hmm… If you’ve spent THAT much time in settings, it probably means that your device/OS is shitty and unintuitive 🤔

hungryphrog , to lemmyshitpost in Only in Settings can you find Life's true meaning

settings my beloved

AnarchistArtificer , to science_memes in Blanket physics is harder to understand than Calabi-Yau Manifolds

My brother once got so tangled in a duvet cover, we had to cut him free.

TronnaRaps ,

Does your brother usually wear a helmet, by any chance?

jaybone ,

Maybe they put him in the dryer with the sheets. My duvet cover is like some kind of Bag of Holding that swallows pillow cases and never wants to return them.

WarmSoda ,

I had a friend whose younger brother used to get trapped in the dryer.

jaybone ,

I think I saw her video about that.

MalReynolds , to science_memes in Or we could do metric time
@MalReynolds@slrpnk.net avatar

Just make inconvenient days holidays, few will complain.

Zier , to lemmyshitpost in Only in Settings can you find Life's true meaning
@Zier@fedia.io avatar

Stop changing the icons Richard!
FFS

Num10ck , to science_memes in Blanket physics is harder to understand than Calabi-Yau Manifolds

i read once that untangling fabric is the hardest part of domestic robots. we don’t have the math for laundry.

Natanael ,

And we still can’t replace human seamstresses, reliably automating many processes is STILL hard

prole ,

Completely unrelated, but I just noticed that “seamstress” still seems acceptable, despite shifting more toward gender neutral vocational titles. The only other one I can think of was “stewardess” which was changed to “Flight Attendant.”

Is there a difference between a tailor and a seamstress? Or is the latter just the female version of the former, and therefore an archaic term?

jaybone ,

Stitch Attendant

blanketswithsmallpox ,

Maybe quit letting the hackey sack fall then Kyle!

prole ,

Stall that shit on your perforated Rod Lavers…

…in all quad flavors, lawd save us

blanketswithsmallpox ,
nxdefiant ,

I think sartor is the old male version of seamstress, but nowadays it’d probably just be “garment maker”.

I vow for the old British “haberdasher”.

prole ,

Haberdasher is good. Would the female version be a Haberdasheress?

Flax_vert , to science_memes in Or we could do metric time

Wouldn’t it make sense to have the 1st be a Sunday and 28th be a Saturday?

heleos ,

I used to think the same, even made fun of friends and family for setting calendars to start on Monday, but then I tried it and found the light

Flax_vert ,

What’s so important about a visual change 🤣

heleos ,

I like having the weekend lumped together, it’s called a weekend for a reason!

JusticeForPorygon ,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

Iirc most countries consider Monday the beginning of the week and Sunday the end of the week, hence the term “weekend”

Flax_vert ,

TIL, in the UK we seem to see Sunday as the first day of the week, but under ISO it’s monday. Interesting.

JusticeForPorygon ,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

Looks like the answer has to do with the predominant religion in the area (if any)

Most of Europe and China consider Monday the first day of the (work) week, while North America, Israel, South Asia, and many Catholic and Protestant countries, consider Sunday the first day of the week, while Saturday is judged as the first day of the week in much of the Middle East (Israel excepted) and North Africa due to the Islamic influence.

Flax_vert ,

Monday is the first day of the work week. Seems to be on whether or not you centre your life around work or God 🤣

JusticeForPorygon ,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

Duality of man

watersnipje ,

If Sunday is the first day of the week, then which days do you call weekend?

Flax_vert ,

Saturday and su-… Okay you win 🤣

drolex , (edited ) to science_memes in Blanket physics is harder to understand than Calabi-Yau Manifolds

WARNING: If your compact Kähler manifold whose first Chern class is vanishing is also Ricci-flat, then it is a Calabi-Yau. Proceed with care.

  • Risk of non-Riemaniann metric
  • Holonomy equal to a subgroup of SU(n)
  • Possibility of mild singularities
Natanael ,

[insert stop doing $topic meme]

realitista , to science_memes in Or we could do metric time

28*13=364

cori ,

New years day is always a holiday that doesn’t fall on any other day of the calendar. It’s just kind of its own thing. No idea how that would actually work irl but that is usually how this proposal is explained.

watersnipje ,

As a software engineer, I beg of you

maynarkh ,

We just shut down the servers for one day a year and reboot all of them. How hard can it be?

watersnipje ,

Ok, and we just don’t process any of the data from that day, ever?

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

what happens on new years stays in new years

golli ,

So we basically make the Purge a reality?

arken ,

I like this idea more and more. All computers off, noone is allowed to work, just a big new years party for everyone.

GBU_28 ,

EVER

maynarkh ,

Let’s be honest, we all could do with a bit less data processing.

KamikazeRusher ,

Network switches with over 10 years of uptime chuckle nervously

Denalduh ,

You’ll also need plan for timezones as well.

mexicancartel ,

Just invent 0. Array starts from 0 so can new year

watersnipje ,

Zero Nonuary.

GBU_28 ,

You’ve been given the zeroth place

Kage520 ,

And leap year?

CileTheSane ,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

New year’s 2: Electric Boogaloo

BlackRoseAmongThorns ,

Kinda sounds easier to implement tbh, like, right now leap days are in a specific month, but wouldn’t it (in addition to a hypothetical new years day) be easier to handle and remember if they are a very explicit part of the calendar system?

watersnipje ,

On the one hand, yes. On the other hand, now there is a day that is not part of a week, or a month. And we have a month and a week that don’t immediately follow after the previous one.

BlackRoseAmongThorns ,

Very reasonable

DrCake , to lemmyshitpost in Only in Settings can you find Life's true meaning

10 hours of Reddit? Disgusting

bluewing , to science_memes in Or we could do metric time

Ah yes, decimalized time. An idea so bad even the French said no, just no after trying it.

xkforce ,

People being afraid of the number 13 doesnt make it a bad idea.

Typhoonigator ,

I believe they’re referring to the metric time comment, not the calendar change idea.

KittyCat , to science_memes in Blanket physics is harder to understand than Calabi-Yau Manifolds

More like half awake me trying to take the laplacian of my pillow for my very important dream test.

The_Mastermind , to science_memes in Or we could do metric time

Walter is not as smart as jesse sadly never was

Anticorp ,

It sounds like you need a rewatch. Jesse has about a quarter of Walt’s intelligence and knowledge, if that.

The_Mastermind ,

Bruh i was talking about all these memes in which jesse is right and walter doesn’t understand .

Anticorp ,

Eh, nvm then!

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