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Rentlar , to noncredibledefense in I'm trying to sneak around the battlefield but I'm dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the enemy

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PalmTreeIsBestTree , to noncredibledefense in I'm trying to sneak around the battlefield but I'm dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the enemy

BBWP

Cap , to noncredibledefense in I'm trying to sneak around the battlefield but I'm dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the enemy
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As you may be able to tell from my profile pic, I live in the ass end of a BMP.

AllNewTypeFace , to noncredibledefense in I'm trying to sneak around the battlefield but I'm dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the enemy
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Badonka-tonk

RIP_Cheems , to noncredibledefense in I'm trying to sneak around the battlefield but I'm dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the enemy
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“Snake, the fuck are you doing?”

dream_weasel , to linuxmemes in I am one of you now

“from scratch”

It’s like a page worth of instructions you can follow verbatim excluding bootloader and network. If you watch one video of someone doing it to fill those gaps there is nothing to it.

Source: I watched Kai Hendry speed install arch, bookmarked the video and all my machines are now arch “from scratch” in 10 minutes or less of actual keyboard time.

Sanyanov ,

Mental Outlaw also has the great guide explaining the install step-by-step in a great detail

Jumuta ,

except he doesn’t talk about the difference in bootloader installation for uefi

kersploosh , to noncredibledefense in Ho Ho Holy shit!
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Good luck. We have totally credible intel from NORAD that Santa’s max speed is faster than starlight.

https://www.noradsanta.org/en/sleighinformation

fiah , (edited )
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hah! The 1993 documentary The Nightmare Before Christmas already conclusively proved that Santa can’t even evade regular ol’ flak

SlopppyEngineer ,

Good luck targeting someone who can be at multiple places at the same time. That guy operates in eleven dimensions.

nxdefiant , to noncredibledefense in Ho Ho Holy shit!

Fat man’s not just hypersonic, he’s superluminal.

PugJesus , to noncredibledefense in Ho Ho Holy shit!
@PugJesus@kbin.social avatar

We've been trying to get him for over half a century

Rekonok , to noncredibledefense in Ho Ho Holy shit!
@Rekonok@sh.itjust.works avatar

You do not want the elves to find the location of your instalation

You have one shot before asking for mercy

HappycamperNZ , to noncredibledefense in Ho Ho Holy shit!

C-RAM looks more Christmasy at night

theangryseal , to noncredibledefense in Ho Ho Holy shit!

I love when weapons are called Patriot.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Especially when their job is to rush at the enemy and explode themselves.

sentient_loom , to noncredibledefense in Ho Ho Holy shit!
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

I would honestly bet on the ancient flying wizard.

Neato ,
@Neato@kbin.social avatar

When the missile is about to strike Santa's sleigh he opens his bag of tricks and inside it goes into an extra dimensional space. Then later he gives a nice missile, refueled and deactivated with a bow on it, to a Ukrainian artillerist who's been good this year.

sugar_in_your_tea ,

And whoever fired the missile gets radioactive coal ash dumped all over them.

InfiniteStruggle ,

I picture battle hardened soldier sleeping, sitting down, with arms around ballistic guides surface to air missile the way a child might hug a stuffed animal.

kamenlady ,
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Masterblaster , to noncredibledefense in Ho Ho Holy shit!

i don't think a sleigh and some reindeer gives off enough heat or bounces enough radar for anything to lock onto it.

ForestOrca ,
@ForestOrca@kbin.social avatar

Also the calculated speeds, to be able to deliver presents all over the world on a single night are enormous. And with amazing maneuverability, too!!

threelonmusketeers ,

i don’t think a sleigh and some reindeer gives off enough heat

You’re forgetting about Rudolph: www.noradsanta.org/en/noradhq

According to NORAD, Rudolph’s nose emits in a similar part of the IR spectrum as conventional missiles.

Rednax ,

The Patriot system uses radar guidance. Radars can easily spots individual birds. A sixpack of reindeer, a sled, and one fat ass riding it should lit up like a chrismas tree for the radar.

However, according to the picture, OP only has the missiles, but no radar to guide them. In other words: he has dead weight that can’t hit shit.

ooterness , to noncredibledefense in Ho Ho Holy shit!
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