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4am , to programmer_humor in It's Friday at 5pm. You're all set to go home and relax then your monitoring dashboard goes like this....

“Find Nedry! Check the vending machines!”

shalafi , to programmer_humor in It's Friday at 5pm. You're all set to go home and relax then your monitoring dashboard goes like this....

Saving this one for next time I’m on call for weekend monitoring.

BlueLineBae , to programmer_humor in It's Friday at 5pm. You're all set to go home and relax then your monitoring dashboard goes like this....
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https://media.tenor.com/Vyg73kR334sAAAAM/jurassic-park-ah.gif

LordPassionFruit ,

God damn it, I hate this hacker crap!

charonn0 , (edited ) to programmer_humor in It's Friday at 5pm. You're all set to go home and relax then your monitoring dashboard goes like this....
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For some reason this specific graphic has always been one of my favorite parts of this movie.

Edit: I love the internet sometimes www.youtube.com/watch?v=94jIQm0YcCs

ptz OP ,
@ptz@dubvee.org avatar

Same. I’m a big fan of interactive schematic views in general. There’s a few more (when the door locks go down and when Lex boots them back up) that are almost as cool.

teft , to programmer_humor in It's Friday at 5pm. You're all set to go home and relax then your monitoring dashboard goes like this....
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Where’s a 13 year old girl that knows Unix when you need her?

AtariDump ,

https://y.yarn.co/773a8c98-5f66-4ac7-92d8-805fa7049561_text.gif

AtariDump ,

I miss /r/ItsAUnixSystem

ptz OP ,
@ptz@dubvee.org avatar

I searched a few of the bigger instances, but didn’t find one. It’s been almost a year, so I figure if one was going to pop up, it would have by now.

So, I made one: !its_a_unix_system (dubvee.org/c/its_a_unix_system)

Will try to get a few posts up soon.

joelfromaus ,
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Subscribed (⌐■_■)

CptEnder , to programmer_humor in It's Friday at 5pm. You're all set to go home and relax then your monitoring dashboard goes like this....

I dunno but it involves Gluttonous amounts of whip cream

incogtino , to programmer_humor in It's Friday at 5pm. You're all set to go home and relax then your monitoring dashboard goes like this....

“Well, see you Monday!”

henfredemars ,

Found the senior dev.

Seriously though, go enjoy your life. Even work emergencies are just work.

cerement ,
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California could be first state to give workers right to ignore boss’s after-hours calls, texts, emails

ptz OP , (edited )
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(Already halfway out the door) You got this, right? 👏 👈😎👈

northendtrooper , to programmer_humor in It's Friday at 5pm. You're all set to go home and relax then your monitoring dashboard goes like this....

Noisey Gif

ptz OP ,
@ptz@dubvee.org avatar

Right? lol. I was tempted to edit in “gifs you can hear”

Toes , to programmer_humor in It's Friday at 5pm. You're all set to go home and relax then your monitoring dashboard goes like this....

This reminds me of how my manager would always book vacations to align with major rollouts.

cerement ,
@cerement@slrpnk.net avatar

the number of games that insist on pushing out patches, expansions, hotfixes on Fridays …

arudesalad ,

One of the mmo devs for a game I play did that. Game was unplayable for all of Christmas. They are never doing that again.

Toes ,

I was responsible for a 100k user outage around Christmas. It’s the eggnog man it guides you.

natural_motions , to videos in Dark Brandon is at it again...

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    demesisx ,
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    He’ll only have himself to blame WHEN he loses in November.

    FTFY

    Coach , to videos in Dark Brandon is at it again...

    God fucking damn it.

    wildbus8979 OP ,

    I’m so glad this geriatric dimwit is there making sure we don’t fall into fascism, you know…

    fne8w2ah , to lemmyshitpost in .rar me

    Why not the vastly superior .7z format?

    sirico , to lemmyshitpost in .rar me
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    Just chuck me into the tar.gz pit

    onion , to lemmyshitpost in .rar me

    Best I can do is a .zip website

    Makhno , to aboringdystopia in The Palestine experience

    Link already scrubbed smh

    IndustryStandard OP ,

    It still works for me but here is another link if it does not work for you twitter.com/QudsNen/status/1785325593615032694

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