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over_clox , to mildlyinteresting in Managed to stop the pump at exactly $10 today

Love the top right corner there…

“Do not use phone while refueling”

Right under a QR code 😂🤣

chibah ,

but i didnt use the phone app i used the camera app. /s

NegativeInf ,

Worked at T-Mobile for like 5 years, you really don’t know how plausible that kind of statement is.

Rhynoplaz ,

Former VZW rep here. Not only is it plausible, it’s a weekly occurrence.

My favorite was the guy who didn’t want to switch to an unlimited calling plan because that plan didn’t have free nights and weekends and friends and family calling.

Now I’m not sure if that will sound as stupid as it really was. Does anyone even remember getting billed for phone calls?

digdug ,

Since I don't have more than 10 friends or family that I call, it was more cost effective not to go unlimited.

Rhynoplaz ,

But both plans were the same price! At least in this guy’s situation.

anguo ,

You should have told him “this one has free calla every day of the week”

Aussiemandeus , (edited ) to mildlyinteresting in Managed to stop the pump at exactly $10 today
@Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone avatar

Man that is cheap, I did that maths to get your fuel price to be $1.74 Aud per litre assuming you’re American and current exchange rates.

Where I am for petrol it’s $2.11 a litre Aud

Or roughly $5.13 USD per gallon.

Alimentar ,

I think you mixed up the exchange because the USD is stronger than the AUD.

It’s cheaper in Australia as depending on the fuel, your $2.11 would be their $1.35 USD

Aussiemandeus ,
@Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone avatar

I missed the per gallon on the end.

2.11 for me to buy fuel in Australia with my money. Convert my fuel to gallons and usd it’s $5 something per gallon

Still could have don’t the maths wrong was just winging it

Alimentar ,

Oh you’re right yes, I wasn’t converting it back to gallons!

GombeenSysadmin ,

In Ireland this is $20.74 worth of petrol.

2.943 US gallons is 11.14 litres. At €1.75 per litre, that’s €19.50.

Petrol hasn’t been under a euro in decades…

Kiosade ,

Where I am in the States, it is about the same as the price you stated. I think this person must be in Kentucky or somewhere in middle-America.

Laser , to linuxmemes in FATAL

Ah, to be 13 again.

gedaliyah , to lemmyshitpost in Taylor Swift needs a glass of water at night too
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

What is the story behind this image??

Imgonnatrythis ,

This is a photograph taken by the “paparazzi” inside of Tailor swift house in the middle of the night when she had thirst and went to get a drink of water. It is relevant because it shows quite intimately that she is regular person just like the rest. She get up to drink water, maybe pee, maybe pee without washing hands because it so late, and then go back to bed. Just like me or you. Except she does not just walk like you or I probably do. Of course not. She takes a plane.

gedaliyah ,
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

Well, ask a silly question I guess. Thanks 🤣

brbposting ,

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/14c96ad6-b6e7-47ef-b648-b2b92915c7b4.jpeg

Not her best look!

Taylor Swift threatens legal action against Florida student who tracks her jet

niktemadur ,

No no no: the IMAGE!
Where in the world did a private jet crash into a fancy restroom?

brbposting ,

Aha!

Based on a quick reverse image search, believe it was just made for the meme. Probably AI generated. Note the steps kinda phasing into the fuselage.

Sunrosa ,

The fuselage looks way too small

brbposting ,

Like they always say

Not the size of the fuselage

It’s how you use the thrust vector

uienia ,

As usual these days, the boring explanation is that someone just typed a prompt for an AI.

XEAL , to linuxmemes in Less is more

Fuck Gnome, embrace MATE Desktop.

frostwhitewolf , to lemmyshitpost in Taylor Swift needs a glass of water at night too

Aren’t you lucky that you dont have a house so big that you have to use your private jet to get to the kitchen! These peasants will never understand

SrTobi , to lemmyshitpost in Taylor Swift needs a glass of water at night too

Even though I understand the facts that Taylor swift tries to do better and is by no means the worst offender, I’m not sorry for finding it funny. I have a strict policy not to be sorry for people who own more than 1million $

zik ,

In my country that means you wouldn’t respect (for instance) ordinary people who’ve paid off a house. 1 million isn’t as much money as it used to be.

LodeMike , to linuxmemes in Less is more

What’s the feature?

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Not even the devs know…

thefartographer , to lemmyshitpost in Taylor Swift needs a glass of water at night too

How does she back out from there? Or does she take another private jet back to bed?

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Just buys a new mansion

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Mansion? That’s a jet. The jet she takes to the jet crashed into the jet. She takes the jet to get to that jet so she can go to the jet that goes to her mansion.

Which is a jet.

Viking_Hippie ,

does she take another private jet back

The answer to that is always yes, regardless of any other context.

deathbysnusnu ,

Helicopter.

Drinvictus , to linuxmemes in Less is more

It’s ok though someone will make an extension for it

sorghum , (edited )
@sorghum@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s what the Mint guys did until they said fuck it and made Cinnamon

bdonvr ,

And it will only break like a few times a year

sharkfucker420 , to mildlyinteresting in Managed to stop the pump at exactly $10 today
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

Thank you for shopping with BP https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/7c17e5e5-83d1-4743-a561-10ce70ad6684.jpeg

Secret300 , to linuxmemes in Less is more

I don’t know why but this got me laughing so hard rn

ColeSloth , to mildlyinteresting in Managed to stop the pump at exactly $10 today

It used to be so easy back when gas was only like 85 cents a gallon.

ColeSloth , to mildlyinteresting in Managed to stop the pump at exactly $10 today

It used to be so easy back when gas was only like 85 cents a gallon.

Melatonin , to lemmyshitpost in Taylor Swift needs a glass of water at night too

“In the middle of the night, in my airplane, you should see the things we do.”

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