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skillissuer , to noncredibledefense in ATACMS aren't real and can't hurt you
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peskov already cried that there’s no point in supplying ATACMS if russia is losing. k we’ll make sure it’s losing harder

pineapplelover , to memes in Birth of a truck driver

Bro wtf is happening here. What’s the context?

XTornado ,

When a truck and it’s driver love each other very much, well then… this happens.

danc4498 ,

Sometimes the truck is just a slut.

CoderKat ,

Woah, slut shaming is uncool. If trucks like having sex, that’s not a negative thing. Would you have said that if it was a Porsche?

Iron_Lynx ,

Porsches are vain and shallow. At least a DAF or a Scania works for where she’s at.

TheGiantKorean , to memes in Birth of a truck driver
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So trucks are like kangaroos. The truck gives birth to the truck driver, then the truck driver climbs back inside the truck and rides around in it.

SpicyPeaSoup , to noncredibledefense in He's packing fireworks
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Gandalf the red, white, and blue.

theodewere , to noncredibledefense in He's packing fireworks
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each basket contains 950 of these self arming, aerial dispersed mushrooms, straight from Uncle Sam's cellar

swab148 ,
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Uncle Samwise?

GrammatonCleric , to noncredibledefense in He's packing fireworks
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I would like to know more

FUCKRedditMods , to noncredibledefense in He's packing fireworks

Such a game changer

verity_kindle , to noncredibledefense in He's packing fireworks

Finally, some crispy freshness for the buffet. So much topic. Om nom

PugJesus , to noncredibledefense in ATACMS aren't real and can't hurt you
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Losses aren't real. Russian air force aren't real.

skillissuer ,
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Russian air force aren’t real.

strike on Berdyansk took out 9 helis, SAM site, ammo depot and some other things, and we don’t know anything about strike in Luhansk

so yeah, soon

skillissuer , to noncredibledefense in Slap your troubles away with Slap Chop!
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why it’s surfacing now, was slap chop used recently?

nuke OP ,

It came to me in a dream

Evil_Shrubbery , to internetfuneral in Please wait patiently

Human race irl.

Also world’s ecosystems irl.

agent_flounder ,
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Probably time for a reinstall

Evil_Shrubbery ,

A factory reset would probably suffice, but the best way to be absolutely sure is to format everything & reinstall core organic compound kernels & wait for it to boot.

Deme , (edited ) to noncredibledefense in Ladies and Gentlemen, I am proud to present to you, the Jewish Space Laser

This is just somebody’s grimy phone camera seeing streaks of light around the bright flashes. You get these when you wipe your lense carelessly with linear movements. It’s a funny coincidence that the two flashes happen to allign in the direction of these streaks.

You can see the same effect in the bottom left corner of the screen when the view briefly pans left, around what might be an off screen streetlight.

PersnickityPenguin ,

No, that’s a 100kw laser superheating the air. You are looking at a vapor trail like the railgun from Quake.

Deme ,

Could well be Iron dome (especially since we see no interceptor missiles around), but there’s two of them here because one laser can’t take out two targets at the same time, and the streaks of light are not from the lasers.

rycee , to pics in Wraith Reaching [OC]

That’s really cool! Can you tell some about the lense and what kind of post-processing did you do for this picture?

Gormadt OP ,
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It’s a Linos 50mm TV - Heligon lens, the aperture isn’t posted anywhere as far as I could find but with some measuring and math says it’s about f/0.9. The lens has no aperture or focus control which made for some fun. Basically the easiest way to focus was by literally moving the camera.

Also due to how far from the sensor the lens sits it made this lens a macro lens on my camera as I was unable to get the back of the lens close enough to the sensor to actually focus very far out.

For post-processing I put the raw into Lightroom and adjusted the colors a little bit and I added the vinette in Lightroom as well because I wanted to add a more “from the eye” kind of look to it.

As a fun little fact: the miniature in the photo is about 35mm tall and their hand is about 10mm in front of their face.

Alchemy ,
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Cool shot, thanks for the detailed info.

Gormadt OP ,
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Thank you and any time

I’ve got a lot of images that would need explanations for how I got them so I’m always happy to explain the origins of the weirdness.

Some are hard to explain though due to their strangeness, this one was luckily quite a bit easier to explain the process for them some of the other ones chilling on my hard drive.

Xanthrax , to noncredibledefense in Ladies and Gentlemen, I am proud to present to you, the Jewish Space Laser
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If anyone is wondering, it’s the iron beam.

mindbleach ,

What, lobbed by a trebuchet?

fibojoly ,

Hell March intensifies…

Deme ,

Most likely yes since there’s no interceptor missiles visible, but the streaks of light are still just glare from a dirty lens. The first two projectiles were killed by two separate lasers because it takes a bit for a laser to heat its target up.

idkwhatimdoing , to noncredibledefense in BREAKING: Putin ties to CIA revealed

Pixelated photos of Joe Rogan, wigs photoshopped onto Putin to make him look like a woman, and a claim that he is a nondescript bearded man who, in carrying out a clandestine operation, stood next to Osama in a published video? This is the stuff of crackpot dreams, like the video that went viral a decade ago claiming Osama and Obama were the same person.

nuke OP ,

Are you telling me that’s not Putin hanging out with Tupac???

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