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Console_Modder , to internetfuneral in Severe Fun
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All of the ads that popped up in video game magazines were surreal as hell

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/64c233ae-edaf-4d17-9326-e437a6b50fb3.webp

modifier ,

Like a breeding ground for nascent edgelords

DaMonsterKnees ,

I wouldn’t go so far as to say you’re outright wrong, but I feel the nuance of subtlety is important here. These ads are cheeky without intending to be overtly offensive. I imagine most folks see edge lords as the childish button pushers that they are, and this is more developed and mature, imo, of course.

modifier ,

Yeah nuance is good. This ad is a bit more cerebral but it’s definitely ‘of a generation’ that I think the majority of proto-edgelords emerged from. I think it just evokes the video game mags of that era and it has the same kind of surreal over the top visual style that a lot of the more offensive ads shared.

InvertedParallax , to noncredibledefense in BIG BEAUTIFUL TANKS BIG BEAUTIFUL TANKS

Tbf I did not realize the junk chally2 was hauling.

Gradually_Adjusting , to internetfuneral in School School School
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Dear journal,

Today my intrusive thoughts lacked self-awareness,

ininewcrow , to noncredibledefense in Please see the chart
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I have just one word

Vietnam

just_change_it ,

Don’t forget Afganistan and Korea! We do so well when we go to places we are not welcome and do not have significant shared cultural ancestry from and try to get someone who likes us in there to run things.

ininewcrow ,
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Or fighting, then eventually losing, in major international conflicts with modern weapons, technology, well trained armies, the best intelligence and endless resources against a country full of malnourished farmers and peasants with a stick and an AK47

Blamemeta ,

Was limited by politicians. We were trying to turn our military into police and that just doesn’t work.

PugJesus ,
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That age-old canard.

Pxtl ,
@Pxtl@lemmy.ca avatar

I mean yeah but Vietnam didn’t go great for the Vietnamese either. “The US is getting involved in your war” is bad even if you win because “dropped more bombs on your tiny Asian country than were dropped in all of WW2 and then gave up and withdrew” is a pretty goddamned Pyrrhic victory.

ininewcrow ,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Agreed … but if your options are death, destruction and subjugation … or fight endlessly until you get anything out of it … it’s a sight to behold how the Vietnamese even still exist today.

A single lifetime might seem insignificant … but in the long run … even empires do fall.

PM_ME_FEET_PICS ,

The US has never singlehandedly won a war.

PutangInaMo ,

To be fair in the wars they didn’t “win” they were playing by rules the other side wasn’t.

If we ditched the rules it would be an absolute massacre. And that’s why we don’t.

PM_ME_FEET_PICS ,

If you say so.

PutangInaMo ,

Oh it ain’t me saying, I’m just reiterating. Please by all means provide a different version of events.

nuke OP , to noncredibledefense in 5000 Destroyed Tanks

+1380 men +55 tanks +120 APVs +29 artillery systems +4 MLRS +8 UAVs +1 cruise missile

in the last day alone. You okay Z-bros?

fluke ,
@fluke@snake.substantialplumbing.repair avatar

Already at the Randy “I didn’t hear no bell” Marsh stage.

IndiBrony ,
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I thougt this was America Russia!

Crackhappy , to pics in The Raving Column [OC]
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This doesn’t normally look this way for anyone wondering. It’s a monument outside Astoria Oregon. It’s really quite beautiful and has stunning views from the top.

Gormadt OP ,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

The view from the top is breathtaking on a clear day (it was pretty foggy this trip though) and the light show at night is quite pretty as well

My friends and I went on a little day trip out this way and it was pretty fun. I’d recommend heading over there for some hiking, museums, and some lunch for sure.

PugJesus , to noncredibledefense in Please see the chart
@PugJesus@kbin.social avatar

"A new government has already been decided upon"

If only. The Gaza Strip is one of the handful of regions that could actually benefit from US regime change. Not because we're good at it, but because the strip is so monumentally fucked as it is.

MossyFeathers ,

The only way I think we could honestly do worse is if we built gas chambers or nuked them. I’m sure the US government will find a new way to fuck it up though.

flamingo_pinyata ,

I’m expecting them to support a new “legitimate” government which will turn out to be worse than ISIL and join up with aliens to commit a multidimensional extermination of humans.

MossyFeathers ,

The Monkey’s Paw curls. First contact is with an alien race with technology beyond our wildest dreams and the ability to solve all our problems. However, it turns out they were the inspiration for Christianity and due to a very crucial passage of the Bible describing a ritual to be registered in their database of “saved souls” having been lost to time, no one is saved.

FinalRemix ,

Can we speed this one up? Thanks.

PutangInaMo ,

Pretty sure they’re pushing to give the Palestinian Authority back the influence they lost.

kersploosh ,
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If the US can become the common enemy that finally unites all the various factions then that seems like a real improvement for the region. Maybe not for the US, though.

just_change_it ,

I don’t think there is any entity alive big or small that could find a way to bring peace to the middle east.

InEnduringGrowStrong ,
@InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works avatar

Living anywhere near holy land is such a curse.

FederatedSaint ,

“Holy” land.

Man, religion is a cancer on this planet.

GraniteM , to internetfuneral in Severe Fun

Anyone remember that ad campaign with everyone showing off their gigantic disgusting thumb blisters that they got from playing video games for so long?

TheControlled , to noncredibledefense in Please see the chart

Send the OP to Washington. Biden needs to speak with this genius.

verity_kindle ,
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I suspect Nuke’s already in a moldy basement cubicle there, trying to stay awake between presentations to the Joint Chiefs.

nuke OP ,

I’ve seen 4 PowerPoints already today. If I see a 5th I may just end it all right here. You’ll know if you get the Presidential Warning text.

Kolanaki , to internetfuneral in Severe Fun
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Ah… My favorite ad for Quake 3 Arena from back in the day:

https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/f9832bae-cb01-4018-9b3f-86665e82bfff.jpeg

seSvxR3ull7LHaEZFIjM , to noncredibledefense in Please see the chart

Regime change, a tactic proven to work.

PugJesus ,
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Works 100% of the time 20% of the time.

100_percent_a_bot ,

60% of the time it works every time.

Tar_alcaran ,

It’ll work till the next election, which is the only requirement.

Pieresqi , to noncredibledefense in Please see the chart

You should compare it to the graph of Israel killing Palestinians - fuck around- and Hamas happening - find out.

verity_kindle , to noncredibledefense in Please see the chart

Carl, is that a necklace of hands? Carrllll…

Dr_Fetus_Jackson ,

Carrrrl, that kills people!

FilthyHookerSpit ,

My stomach has the rumblies that only hands can satisfy.

Canadian_Cabinet , to memes in Toyota Hilux is best lux

Well you never see new trucks, only ever like 90s Hiluxes. So really it’s Bob’s Used Cars who’s licking their lips

Doods ,

Bob’s Car On A Stick

Ilovethebomb ,

There’s a lot of 70 series cruisers, which look older than they are because Toyota has been making them for thirty years straight at this point.

IHaveTwoCows , (edited )

Small and midsize trucks like the HiLux, S-10, and Ranger are illegal to build in the US due to CAFE standards.

And that PISSES ME OFF

HenriVolney ,

What are CAFE standards?

IHaveTwoCows ,

Corporate Average Fuel Economy (CAFE) - NHTSA www.nhtsa.gov/…/corporate-average-fuel-economy

HenriVolney ,

OK, thanks

IHaveTwoCows ,
HenriVolney ,
IHaveTwoCows ,

That’s awesome

TheBlue22 , to noncredibledefense in Please see the chart

Most dumbass shit I’ve seen. Stupid even by noncredibledefense standards.

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