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youCanCallMeDragon , to noncredibledefense in You don't need to watch my six. It's already covered
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Where do you buy this? Asking for a friend…

Mango , to noncredibledefense in You don't need to watch my six. It's already covered

Ok, but where’s the trigger and also the website where I can order it?

frezik ,

I think you pull back the top, then let it go and the spring shoves the firing pin against the primer. Basically a zip gun.

neidu ,

Requires some practice to get the rectal dexterity required.

Imgonnatrythis ,

Maybe for you amateur.

Kolanaki ,
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It’s fired by farting.

seathru ,

A string attaches to the sear and runs out the small hole above the barrel.

You’ll have to print/machine your own tho. And this probably falls under the NFA’s AOW category, so you’ll have to ask the ATF permission and pay for a $200 tax stamp.

FireTower ,
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I agree with this technical and legal analysis. If it was more L shaped you might be able to claim it’s a pistol. But as is they’d probably claim it’s disguised.

The problem isn’t that rectal nature of the device but that it’s mimicing a different object.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA , to lemmyshitpost in Could we not bring that to Lemmy, please?
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DontTellMeWhatToDoPorn

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in Could we not bring that to Lemmy, please?
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Too late

Decoy321 ,

And we’re not even sorry!

baggins , to lemmyshitpost in Could we not bring that to Lemmy, please?

NopePorn

Socsa , to noncredibledefense in You don't need to watch my six. It's already covered

Wait till you see my dick

UsernameHere , to lemmyshitpost in Could we not bring that to Lemmy, please?

But the word shit is ok? Classic lemmyshitpornpost

lolola ,
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will it be:

  • high-quality tasteful images of people uploading terrible garbage memes in a non-sexual manner
  • sexually explicit images of people uploading terrible garbage memes
  • plain ol scat

the possibilities are endless

Kolanaki ,
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Literal scat porn, but turned into relatable memes. Like… 2girls1cup, captioned with “life be like.”

DJDarren ,

One Man, One Jar

“That moment when…”

GrammatonCleric , to lemmyshitpost in Could we not bring that to Lemmy, please?
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Bro, that shit is here, too 😅

Stanwich , to noncredibledefense in You don't need to watch my six. It's already covered

Engineers UNITE!

saltnotsugar , to noncredibledefense in You don't need to watch my six. It's already covered

BACKBLAST AREA CLEAR BATTLE BUDDY!

Bobble9211 , to lemmyshitpost in Could we not bring that to Lemmy, please?

What have you done???

Zehzin , (edited ) to noncredibledefense in You don't need to watch my six. It's already covered
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I thought this was a lightsaber-buttplug at first and I think that’s even funnier. Imagine the scene where Darth Maul activates each side menacingly.

kamenlady , to noncredibledefense in You don't need to watch my six. It's already covered
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You’ll have to press, for it to shoot. Very carefully, it triggers when it’s just about to plop out.

nuke OP ,

And the recoil sends it back in. Brilliant!

Bobble9211 , to noncredibledefense in You don't need to watch my six. It's already covered

Anti-rape device

BombOmOm , to noncredibledefense in You don't need to watch my six. It's already covered
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O, my!

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